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Useful. Ok that's enough of that for you. Here's a napkin. |
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Jonathan Davis firing up the crowd at a sold-out stadium for a Korn concert belts out his iconic line: "ARE YOU READY?!?" Me, shaking my head no, holding up a finger while gesturing that I'm taking a phone call. He politely pauses and the entire arena waits while I tell my mom where to pick me up after the show.
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Jonathan Davis driving me home after the show because mom had already gone to yoga class. Man was I not ready. |
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Aug 4, 2024 07:20
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Dim sum, collective consciousness of the plebs. |
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E: post is in fact post. |
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Karate Bastard posted:Jonathan Davis driving me home after the show because mom had already gone to yoga class. Man was I not ready. Your Uber/Lyft drive shows up and surprise it's Jonathan Davis, as you open the door and sit down, he growls: "ARE YOU READY?!?" You have no idea what he has in mind, and every rational part of you says you should get out of the car right now for your own safety, and no, no one would be ready, but if you leave now you always will wonder what he really meant and what could have been...
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Aug 4, 2024 19:16
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To get Head and some rocky road, most likely. |
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Aug 4, 2024 22:02
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Werner Twerkzog |
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Aug 5, 2024 00:55
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road accident cleanup crew that loots the victims' camera rolls for rare memes and only loots that
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Aug 5, 2024 17:42
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kung fu panda but it's a reverse roger rabbit where everyone's still animated except jack black
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Aug 5, 2024 17:47
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"Wind's Howling" thread and then it's just tub geralt
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Aug 6, 2024 06:29
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the scientist who invented sounding: "Urethra!" Thank You Pot Smoke Phoenix :^)) code: |
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Aug 6, 2024 15:36
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No no, well yeah, it's like a powerbank, but not. It's a powerbonk. You connect it, like so, and it makes you bonk harder, faster, longer. Powerbonk.
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Aug 7, 2024 13:26
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I'm a competitive beer drinker but malt liquor just isn't my forte
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Aug 8, 2024 03:23
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Green Witch Mean Time game where you play as a witch and go around being an rear end in a top hat and harassing people with magic Thank You Pot Smoke Phoenix :^)) code: |
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Aug 9, 2024 14:49
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oh, the n bomb jar? we had to get rid of it bc people kept stealing from it! can you believe it? that's hosed up!!
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Aug 9, 2024 14:52
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taylor swift is here at my house playing some of her songs, i dont know any of them but i think she's got talent, best of luck to her i say |
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Aug 9, 2024 22:44
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I took my pants to Tailor Swift, fastest crotch seam sew job I've ever had |
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Aug 10, 2024 00:18
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guy at the gym using flour instead of chalk, getting this mushy mess all over the bar and platform, wiping dough on his face and slinging it around at people while he wicks away sweat
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Aug 10, 2024 23:40
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RavenousScoot posted:guy at the gym using flour instead of chalk, getting this mushy mess all over the bar and platform, wiping dough on his face and slinging it around at people while he wicks away sweat sometimes it do be like that dough
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all-caps only thread but you say stuff like SURE IS PLEASANT TO BE ALIVE I LOVE FEELING THE EARTH AND THE AIR AND THE ENERGY, EVEN THOUGH I LIVE IN AN URBANIZED AREA SINCE I HAVE INTERNET ACCESS or FEELING POSITIVE ABOUT SELF-CARE TODAY
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counterpoint. using sparkling 3d animated glittery text and cute panda emoticons to helldump your posting enemies |
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(completely serious movie trailer announcer voice) This summer, the bad guys are in deep...goo goo Action Baby stars in: Here Comes the Airplane |
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Aug 12, 2024 15:06
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boss tries to cut down on excessive bathroom breaks by getting a toilet big enough for the whole office and having everyone go at the same time
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Aug 12, 2024 21:11
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ah, listen to the sweet sounds of the birds playing a riveting game of marco polo
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Aug 12, 2024 21:11
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all the other demons making fun of you because when you posses people they speak in tongues with a heavy southern accent |
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movie in the choreographed style of john wick but keanu has to administer the corvid vaxx to anti-vaxxers who keep flipping around so theyre hard to jab This post isnt political but no thread natch
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a video game with the difficulty settings normal and weird |
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i am beyond sarcasm, have transcended kidding on the square, been fully irony poisoned… and yet lived! i am become a full-on loving imbecile who says the dumbest loving poo poo |
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Aug 16, 2024 09:18
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slop ur face w/ my baloney 🥃🤙
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Christians trying and failing to hang a picture because they can't bear to have nails in the house
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Aug 16, 2024 12:56
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Saying the C word with a soft C lovely edit: this is what the creator of the GIF calls his mother caspergers fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Aug 16, 2024 ---------------- |
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Trying posted:i am beyond sarcasm, have transcended kidding on the square, been fully irony poisoned… and yet lived! i am become a full-on loving imbecile who says the dumbest loving poo poo |
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This used to be my posting strategy. Now it's just second nature. I don't even see the brainworms anymore. |
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i am legend but it's i am legolas. will smith cosplays as an orlando bloom-inspired take on the classic forest elf character while navigating a city full of freaks. Or are they truly freaks??? maybe they hate cosplay. at the end Will smith realizes that to them, he is the true cosplaying freak. or Alternate ending he successfully shoots everyone with arrows. BTW he calls his dog gimliTrying posted:i am beyond sarcasm, have transcended kidding on the square, been fully irony poisoned… and yet lived! i am become a full-on loving imbecile who says the dumbest loving poo poo hell yea
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Rubric Bathroom There's an attendant who doesn't do anything but rate your shits. Thank You Pot Smoke Phoenix :^)) code: |
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Trying posted:i am beyond sarcasm, have transcended kidding on the square, been fully irony poisoned… and yet lived! i am become a full-on loving imbecile who says the dumbest loving poo poo 
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They say gay isnt natural but i know some lizards who are gay. They think we dont know but we know. Thats why we call em bearded dragons
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