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Karate Bastard
I have an apple.

I have a pen.

Ungh-

Algo-rithm!

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Power Rangers Special Force

The Power Rangers keep going to the wrong countries to bomb the poo poo out of them and gently caress them right up, due to cognitive disorders. PG-13.

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This, but it's just apples in a sock that you have to swing around and smack into things like a rabid ape to make the smooothie.

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A scent-off, where women battle for workplace supremacy through bathing in successively more intolerable fragrances.

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Thread title: She poops in mysterious ways

It's alright it's alright, it's alright



but seriously tho how did she do that :confused:


Post pictures below

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A new Anime series for G.U.N.D.A.M immobile suits that constantly stop and go HUH????!!?!?!?? at one another

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Do we emptyquote people in here?

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The amount of thrust generated in a big wheel steamer by 1 horse carcass

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That's what I said!

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What would the subnatural even be? Something even more obviously explainable than nature? Like, math? Like of course the infinte expansion of that term sums to one half pi, you dipshit jeez...

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Code Jockey posted:

armchair speedrunners

Sitting in my recliner, angrily yelling at the TV THAT ISN'T THE OPTIMAL ROUTE CONSIDERING YOUR CURRENT MP

Hang on hang on hear me out: Armchair

...masturbators?

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No buddy, buddy, hey, buddy

Buddy you're holding it wrongbuddy hey no. You're doing it wrong buddy you gotta squeeze. Hey rear end in a top hat are you even LISTENING NOW GRAB THAT BALLSACK

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Ninety three seconds huh. Pft.

I could have done it in half that. From flaccid, just saying.

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Yeah alright, alright you seem to know what you are doing but are you ready for this poo poo??? *changes channel to fox network*

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Yeah I'm sorry I walked in on you but the showerhead? Really??? Girlfriend that's so nineties compared to *hurk* *krang-flopple*

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Why yes, Henry, darling, I rather do think I'm better than you at doing what you like, to yourself.




Why do I feel like I'm writing fanfiction. I hate this. I'll go take a shower.

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How meta

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Well I hope you are all thoroughly uncomfortable!




















...uh, how do we know when this joke is over?

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This got dangerously close to becoming a thread.

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Ah, no, yes, I can understand the confusion Alaenediel; this, is the "dipshit" section, and this is Carl. Yes. Yes hahahahahaha; yes, verily. The one and the same. Cages 2 to 1628, to your left here, contain notable ancestry. Hahahahahaha yes, no I couldn't believe it either, when I first got here.

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O poo poo I think maybe that is a little bit much for this thread? If you read the manual I think it says in there that it's only for indoor use, and not for throwing around online?

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O poo poo sorry, was talking about that loving toaster, what a dick!!!! Sorry, should have specified


Reminds me of that toaster from red dwarf. Somebody accidentally left that on the 1 position too. We're talking nuclear levels of passive aggression.

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Sep 26, 2021

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lol






:haw:

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Backwards cap, sick wheelie.

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I wish for fish, says Caleb, the household cat. the genie's grin widens

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Maybe hobbits are Australian.

After all they are from down under. On account of being so short, you see.

What if this were shown in the movies by the camera crew just plain refusing to pan down? So all you could see were the top of their heads bobbing into frame from time to time? And big honking meat men like Boromir occasionally going waaaargh where did you come from you little poo poo??? were you here this whole time?????

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Giuliani butt dialing Youngkin with a rotary phone.

Yes, who's there?

*twerk twerk*

Rudy?

*twerk twerk twerk*

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Turn the meat around / turn it upside down --Vicki Sue Robinson


e: ah poo poo sorry forgot we had moved on from that subject.

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Doctors?

Most people don't live long enough to get good at more than a few things, and are useless at everything else.

"Specialists" are even worse, they're good at even fewer things.

"Experts" are good at like one thing, right?

Now "doctors", which one are they?

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Someone please do this one in Finnish.

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Oct 1, 2021

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Ah, oh, the cake haha of course the la tarte haha *fumbling with little baggie*

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Oct 2, 2021

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Oh you mean Finns.

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A much anticipated video game sequel called diablo II resurrected where the end boss is now called Baarf.

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A haunted house tv series where they just go in with leaf blowers

Oh man look at the readings that's really spooBHRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Whuff, boof, gust. Flap.

All clear ma'am!

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Yes yes but can you handle the

Waaija board???

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Finger Prince posted:

This probably already exists, and if it doesn't it should...

The Shipping Forecast. A podcast wherein the hosts discuss the hot new slash fiction of the day, and speculate on which fictional characters would make for a hot couple.

Yeah that's going to be an evergreen.

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Yes, there can and should be more of me.

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Did you even read the terms and conditions bro?

Yeah! Did you? (oooooooohhhhhhhh!)

Uh.... Uh, yeah. I mean... uh

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Looking for a change of pace and an opportunity to spice things up a bit, she has managed to narrow it down to either ennui or standard practice.

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boo-osterous posted:

at the pride bed

loving nailed this one

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