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the joke i wanted to make in this thread was that i would post a thread, then post in here being like i think i am going to do this thread is it good too much work.
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okay so i want to maybe post a thread about having sex, but then it is descriptions of animals having weird animal sex. i think i can have a few examples ready to fire off get it it's about sex. penises and sex. this is a rich mine to gently caress
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Goons Are Great posted:Wait is that the underlying Meta discussion going on in your sex thread?? i think it is funny that every living thing fucks, but then somehow people take pride in the fact that they gently caress and dudebros talk about this poo poo in such a strange way that discussing biologyfacts in the same tenor is doubly funny to me.
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Goons Are Great posted:Everyone should be proud about having sex, it's achieving a very important goal in life and you are rewarded with insane feelings and chemicals for doing so, too, it's win win for both you and your biology and hopefully also for your partnership i had sex today
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Aug 15, 2019 15:36
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manero posted:i detect.... *rolls pizza around in mouth* ... a hint of pepperoni nope make this a thread right now this is beyond good enough please
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Aug 17, 2019 02:46
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google THIS posted:(swirling liquid in glass) Hmm, I'm getting notes of concord.. (takes a long, overly noisy sniff) ...from concentrate. (takes a tiny sip, sucks air through teeth and smacks lips) 10% juice. (spits into bucket) With other natural flavors.
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Aug 17, 2019 03:06
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alnilam posted:make rthe thrad yes make it make the threadd
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Aug 17, 2019 14:54
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Goons Are Great posted:POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to the tune of "Shots" by little jonathan POST POST POSTPOSTPOST POST POST POST POSTPOST POST POST POST POSTPOSTPOST EVERYBODY!
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Aug 17, 2019 15:23
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TheShrike posted:Mormon dating app: Mormingle
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Aug 18, 2019 00:40
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"that boy ain't right!" critical damage 
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Aug 18, 2019 17:51
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SardonicTyrant posted:I'm trying to write a short story about the Impossible Whopper, a multidimensional slab of beef that ends world hunger. um, there is a thread specifically for this, right now.
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Aug 18, 2019 23:43
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alnilam posted:SA front page stuff is still generally pretty funny sexyfacts4u is one of my top 5 authors, ever.
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Aug 19, 2019 02:04
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SardonicTyrant posted:I thought that thread got closed? lol
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Aug 19, 2019 02:31
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"tomgirl" Randy Savage
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Aug 19, 2019 15:46
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Heather Papps posted:"tomgirl" Randy Savage "oooooooohhhhhhhh nooooooooooooo a spider!"
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Aug 19, 2019 19:34
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SardonicTyrant posted:Macho Ma'am Candy Savage SNAP INTO A NERD ROPE, MY SWEET DEAR SON
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Aug 19, 2019 19:55
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Finger Prince posted:A good drag name a good roller derby name
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Aug 19, 2019 20:14
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Uh. That squiggly one. You know it looks like this! an interrobang! for 1000 thousand!
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Aug 20, 2019 04:09
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"this man delivers video game secrets from the far off land of japan" bing bong "alec, who is my friend from schools uncle?"
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Aug 20, 2019 04:14
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google THIS posted:Alex: That's great and all but you know this is Jeopardy, right? alec.... what is... yes.
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Aug 20, 2019 14:47
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now i want to go on jeopardy, look alec trebek in the eyes and call him pat sajak the whole time.
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his name is alec stop this
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Aug 21, 2019 02:53
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wait am i supposed to like, workshop my threads because i refuse.
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Aug 21, 2019 20:06
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alnilam posted:it's a paradox the jokes were made in the context of being bad jokes but they became good jokes because they were good at being bad jokes in a comedic way i am sorry don't ban me please
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Aug 21, 2019 21:54
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what do you call a duck with a time machine? a time pair a ducks? what did one fat ghost say to the other? i'd love to be a small but i'd be happy to fit into a medium!
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Aug 21, 2019 22:45
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bee eater posted:here is an op i was making (but when i find myself putting too much effort into a post i know it will not b a good thread so here is just hte post) do it do it right now do it
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Aug 22, 2019 00:40
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Goofus gallantry: bad attempts at chivalry. Goofus: holds bathroom stall door open for a lady Gallant: rubs the seat rapidly with toiler paper to warm the seat through friction.
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Aug 22, 2019 15:21
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a bump this thread every time you get stoned as gently caress parody thread where the whole joke is i bump every post
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Aug 23, 2019 22:31
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bee eater posted:cool poo poo u can say after yoga rather than lame rear end trick rear end tried and old and told "namaste" "yes i recognize the farts in you!"
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Aug 23, 2019 23:58
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:I've been reading a lot of chick lit lately lol predator proofing lol
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Aug 24, 2019 02:50
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:I've been reading a lot of chick lit lately this loving picture gets funnier every time i look at it PLANT chicken friendly gardens i am crying real tears right now
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Aug 24, 2019 02:52
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the joke is anime poses in yoga class i think.... hmmmm....
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Aug 24, 2019 14:26
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the first clear picture of bigfoot or a ghost but like, their dick is showing and they get really mad about it
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Aug 25, 2019 12:53
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accusing other posters of being my sockpuppets or something. i think that could be really funny but also maybe risky? people take the internet very seriously.
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Aug 26, 2019 13:06
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bee eater posted:Hey guys, let's rap about the big truth! i know you may think i'm just a saggy balled old dude but check this out *flexes scrote*
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Aug 26, 2019 15:02
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forest power rangers?
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Aug 27, 2019 15:11
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frankensteins monster is actually really nice and cute, and everyone loves him frankenstein is jealous, goes on a murderous rage
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Aug 27, 2019 15:55
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Heather Papps posted:forest power rangers? this or a captain planet who is an insane forest cult leader and his team are all under his sex thrall, and they kill hikers and loggers and fishermen and hunters and stuff, under the direction of gaia, interpreted by captain planet!
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Aug 27, 2019 20:19
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Nevvy Z posted:This is like one of those "Grimm" comic books that have fairy tale pinups for covers and "twisted" stories. maybe i'll bang it out for the short fiction thread actually hmmmm
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describing plots to great works of fiction as a four year old "ummm and then, umm the man, he DIES. but not really! this is so crazy listen my dad told me this story. he gets beat up and dies, but then, then, then, like three days later he isn't dead? it's so crazy."
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