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Prurient Squid

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Jigsaws Against God. (like cards against humanity but it's Jigsaws Against God).

* # ¿ May 6, 2020 22:45
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Prurient Squid

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The Moon is colonised by Clan Armstrong who claim to be its rightful inheritors.

* # ¿ May 12, 2020 00:00
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
You have superheros like Thor so how about more unlikely superheros based on ancient myth. Like what is Sisyphus was a superhero?

* # ¿ May 12, 2020 18:44
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Prurient Squid

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Cassandra would be a pretty grim superheroine whose ability is soley to have premonitions of doom that no one believes. Would Captain Hindsight be her ally or foe?

* # ¿ May 13, 2020 20:57
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Prurient Squid

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The cops are after a group of terrorists that are planning a big job and the terrorists are dressed as clowns. But at the same time in the same city peacefull protesters are gathering also dressed as clowns. Meanwhile thousands of actual clowns are traveling to the city for a clown convention. Some kind of clown clusterfuck ensues.

* # ¿ May 17, 2020 20:50
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Prurient Squid

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Oppais Dei.

* # ¿ May 23, 2020 18:36
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Do Americans have chedders because that sounds a bit like them.

* # ¿ May 24, 2020 15:28
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Prurient Squid

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Homer jumping back and forth on the border between the USA and Australia except it's Hegel and the supersensible world shouting "diesseits", "jenseits".

* # ¿ May 31, 2020 12:03
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Prurient Squid

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Life imitates arse.

* # ¿ Jun 4, 2020 02:29
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
"at once I was assailed by taxonomic catergories"

* # ¿ Jun 4, 2020 17:46
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
Dark night of the bowl (drug innuendo).

* # ¿ Jun 5, 2020 15:49
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
The joke is a diagram that starts off with an ape as the initiator of a parade of figures each representing a stage in the ascent of man but the last figure, standing for the apex of evolution, is something comical and unexpected?

* # ¿ Jun 6, 2020 21:28
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Prurient Squid

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The alien spaceship lands. The crowd is silent with awe. Then a door opens in the crafts exterior and a platform emerges. Then descends a grotesque alien being gurgling and roaring with mulitple tendrils all green and ugly. As the creature descends we see that it has a collar around it's neck. It's a pet! And the being holding the leash is luminous, it's God himself... but then as he procedes you see he has a collar around his neck. He's a pet! And holding the leash is another monster... I guess this just keeps on happening?

* # ¿ Jun 7, 2020 16:31
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Prurient Squid

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Sentiency. But attributed to something outlandish.

* # ¿ Jun 9, 2020 16:35
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Prurient Squid

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An inanimate object is sentient and tries to "neg" you somehow. And then you end up in an abusive relation with a vacuum cleaner or something.

* # ¿ Jun 9, 2020 20:03
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Prurient Squid

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Your abusive relationship with an inanimate object that has been gaslighting you ends in a messy divorce. The judge at the family court wrings his hands. "Now I've seen everything!"

* # ¿ Jun 9, 2020 22:24
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Prurient Squid

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Man, it is said, is a gregarious animal. There's some potential that I reckon. Perhaps a sitcom entitled "Gregarious Animals" where the characters really are animals but they find themselves in human situations. That's as far as I got.

* # ¿ Jun 19, 2020 10:18
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Prurient Squid

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A sitcom based in the elevator of a skyscraper. Call it "Going up" or something. People are just getting on and off and bumping into each other throughout an episode.

* # ¿ Jun 20, 2020 07:30
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Prurient Squid

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In 1945 the Nazis send a UFO into space to escape the elimination of the regime. Plotting in secret they perfect a time machine with the idea of rescuing Der Fuehrer before he takes his life. Only a slight error in calculation sends their vessel to Der Bunker, an S&M themed gay club operating out of a B and B in Dorset in 1986. Now unemployed IT technician and part time Hitler impersonator Donald Tickner faces the greatest adventure of his life.

* # ¿ Jun 21, 2020 09:09
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Prurient Squid

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That but also a romance plotline with a guy getting down on his knee with a ring and saying "will you marry me?"

* # ¿ Jun 21, 2020 17:21
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
I once thought a character. A rap artist named Dirty Crimes. That's as far as I got.

* # ¿ Jun 27, 2020 16:14
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
How about space insults?

* # ¿ Aug 28, 2020 23:51
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Prurient Squid

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Like "Suck on an Oort cloud plasma breath or you'll be be shovelling orbital debris for a lunar cycle."

* # ¿ Aug 29, 2020 12:40
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Finger Prince posted:

Pokémon Go only it's just the board game Go and your opponents are Pokémons. :psyduck:

That reminds me of the Sliders episode where they go to the reality where hip hoppers rap about Keats and Othello has the prestige that Football usually does.

* # ¿ Aug 29, 2020 12:42
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Prurient Squid

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How about you have a space station and the upper echelons of the crew are super intelligent androids who make enlightened decisions with their positronic brains and the lowest tier crew are stupid androids who do the mundane, dangerous work that no one wants to do but the humans make up middle management?

* # ¿ Aug 31, 2020 09:46
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Prurient Squid

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Cthuhlu has a youth movement. Called the Young Tentacles? And they're like the boyscouts and they go camping?

* # ¿ Sep 17, 2020 13:01
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Prurient Squid

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They to tie special knots like the hypereuclidean toroid hitch.

edit: There's a debate as to whether to allow atheists to join the camp as all members are required to believe in an "eldritch entity". A loophole is discovered whereby you can claim you believe in "thermodynamic entropy" as a supreme being.

Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Sep 17, 2020
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Prurient Squid

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Finger Prince posted:
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Prurient Squid

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Schrödinger's Duck.

* # ¿ Sep 19, 2020 13:08
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Prurient Squid

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A feature film around the Monty Python sketch of a joke so funny it kills the person who hears it. As the film goes on the joke is weaponised. As the film draws to its conclusion someone reads the joke out lound and we hear it. "There's a link going around for the new Nickelback album. DO NOT CLICK ON IT, it contains the new Nickelback album" and the guy goes "That's not funny" and the film ends.

* # ¿ Oct 27, 2020 19:59
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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
It's time to d-d-dddddddddddd [worf] die.

* # ¿ Nov 28, 2020 21:48
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Prurient Squid

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Untinkable Sam's grand slam speakeasy.

* # ¿ Dec 2, 2020 13:13
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Prurient Squid

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Dad I want mix cement for a living.

Well son, it's good to have a concrete goal.

* # ¿ Dec 8, 2020 15:15
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Prurient Squid

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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

‘Mom, I think I want to be an electrician when I grow up.’

‘Shocking!’

I laughed way too loud at this.

* # ¿ Dec 8, 2020 16:57
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Prurient Squid

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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe" but it's Tech Support.

* # ¿ Dec 17, 2020 10:22
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Prurient Squid

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A Norton Firewall glitching during an update. The tears on a receptionist glistenening as Office freezes for the tenth time that morning. All these moments lost in time like RAM. Time to backup your business critical files.

* # ¿ Dec 18, 2020 05:29
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Prurient Squid

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A stoic person reacting to something that they might be thought to consider outlandish in way the audience finds unexpected.

* # ¿ Dec 19, 2020 13:05
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Prurient Squid

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A guy whose name is Dick Joke.

* # ¿ Dec 21, 2020 14:39
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Prurient Squid

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No, his name is Richard Johnson Knob and it abbreviates to Dick JK.

* # ¿ Dec 21, 2020 21:56
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Prurient Squid

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90s Klingon Hip Hop.

* # ¿ Dec 28, 2020 19:39
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