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got any sevens

by Cyrano4747
whats romeo and juliets favorite fruit?

cantaloupe

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reservoir dogs, but instead of dying they're at a wild party and each guy passes out over time from drugs/booze.
turns out the party was inside you all along :love:
then steve buscemi tries to run out the back as he hears cops roll up for a noise complaint

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DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

pronouncing the word banal like 'anal'but with a b
banal

you think darkness is your ally?

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Medieval Graffiti: kids ponder the point of life while racing horses and chasing wenches as they come of age, then they all die of the plague. then the camera zooms out and they were just doing a floor show at Medieval Times

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little munchkin posted:

brainstorm bad times/places to do the Rick Flair "Woooo!" yell

a funeral, as they lower the coffin

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SciFiDownBeat posted:

romantic pick up line: my cock burns for you

ghonnorea is making a comeback

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canyoneer posted:

A remake of the 2001 Meg Ryan / Hugh Jackman time-travel rom-com Kate and Leopold where a charming and handsome 19th century gentleman travels through time to present day New York City but is utterly repugnant to everyone he meets because of his goonish 19th century hygiene and his shockingly racist 1870's upbringing.

then he is elected president

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on top of spaghetti, i lost my poor seatbelt, then crashed and died

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weed cookies baked daily

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He was dripping with sweet and sticky sauce after she basted him in the sun

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*bad to the (toy) bone starts playing*

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little munchkin posted:

bad times/places to explain to your parents that youre a member of a rap group called "the bitch pleasers" and your last album just sold 3 million copies

granny's funeral

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its not the size of the package, its how you deliver it

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skeletons can't get boners

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yer baby aint gonna be the full cro-magnon

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all the things that can be silent but deadly:
-space
-stalking jungle cats
-carbon monoxide
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child conceived during the eclipse appears to have no soul or empathy, turns out he's just autistic

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Ride The Gravitron posted:

More than half of my energy spent at work is used on trying to sneak in farts

do you work at a gas station

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dragonfly kamikaze

sidewalk unharmed

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Macnult posted:

The Godfather but all of the guns are replaced with dicks

so Sonny wins?

alternatively, "look how they massacred my boy" takes on a dark meaning

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Evil Bong 666


thats not a joke, it's a real movie

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Butz

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Alfred gets Bruce Wayne a dog to teach him to love, and Bruce goes ocd trying to maximize the dog's nutrition and exercise and toys

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vanisher posted:

Lets make it!


Want to make the thread?

go ahead, i dont think awful app can do that

i liked the vacuum joke, that is too true :glomp:

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who let the balrogs out?


i've got foes in different area codes


mo' rings mo' problemz

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halfway home and my palantir's still blowin' up...

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"why is this culture so penis-obsessed?"

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Olive Garden tonight! posted:

someone who thinks 'japanese' is spelled 'japenis'

engrish that sounds completely unrelated to what it's supposed to be talking about :

"The important thing in producing power with fertility is not to be particular about one exact point but to have the superfluous flesh like an amoeba surrounding it. Not to make it inorganic, but to appeal to the needs of the body. This is my task when I compose computer music."

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SciFiDownBeat posted:

A badass mob/gang boss who adopts a speak-softly-and-carry-a-big-stick demeanor, and communicates by glowering at people and making threatening hand gestures

...but in actuality, he's a tourist who accidentally kills the former boss and falls into a mistaken identity scenario--he can't understand the gang's native language and only speaks a few broken words

Mr Bean and the Bloods

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Manifisto posted:

yes I think it is important for children playing with dolls to consider the possibility that the male doll's dick doesn't work

plastic viagra

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knockers knockers

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Jedrick posted:

The concept of Rock and Roll lays in a hospital bed in a vegetative state, hooked up to an impressive array of various life support machines. Despite the pleading of Dr. Feelgood, Neil Young sternly refuses to sign the consent forum.

"we built this city on rock and roll" refers to a haunted graveyard situation

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free Trapt CD posted:

ext., night, snowy: our lady of the foxes hospital
camera pans back to reveal it is a snowglobe held by a young black-haired boy in wraparound sunglasses, who slowly rocks back and forth
his mother: doctor, i'm worried. roy never says anything much at all
doctor: he's a nut. crazy in a coconut. that boy needs therapy
a tear slowly falls out the lower brim of roy's sunglasses
fade out to the tune of 'Madhouse'

put this in youre sig if you're the 1% of teens who still listens to REAL metal

fixed

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DavidAlltheTime posted:

A very nervous weatherman and all of the weather sounds erotic.

*tugs collar* it's going to be ...umm... moist and hot down south

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little munchkin posted:

how abouy a therapist who offers to be your "soundboard" and whenever you talk about your problems they only reply in famous lines from Arnold Schwarzenegger movies ("get to the choppa!", "I'm detective John Kimble", etc)

who is your daddy and what does he do

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online classes, via pensieve

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songs you shouldn't sing in the shower

"raining blood"

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there's no rule that says a dog cant be emperor

let slip the dogs of war

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rube golberg revenge

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what kind of glue works best

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