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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 21:09 |
reservoir dogs, but instead of dying they're at a wild party and each guy passes out over time from drugs/booze. turns out the party was inside you all along then steve buscemi tries to run out the back as he hears cops roll up for a noise complaint ---------------- |
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 16:40 |
DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:pronouncing the word banal like 'anal'but with a b you think darkness is your ally? ---------------- |
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2017 20:02 |
Medieval Graffiti: kids ponder the point of life while racing horses and chasing wenches as they come of age, then they all die of the plague. then the camera zooms out and they were just doing a floor show at Medieval Times
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 03:23 |
little munchkin posted:brainstorm bad times/places to do the Rick Flair "Woooo!" yell a funeral, as they lower the coffin ---------------- |
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 06:31 |
SciFiDownBeat posted:romantic pick up line: my cock burns for you ghonnorea is making a comeback ---------------- |
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 05:54 |
canyoneer posted:A remake of the 2001 Meg Ryan / Hugh Jackman time-travel rom-com Kate and Leopold where a charming and handsome 19th century gentleman travels through time to present day New York City but is utterly repugnant to everyone he meets because of his goonish 19th century hygiene and his shockingly racist 1870's upbringing. then he is elected president ---------------- |
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 19:26 |
on top of spaghetti, i lost my poor seatbelt, then crashed and died
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 00:29 |
weed cookies baked daily
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 19:40 |
He was dripping with sweet and sticky sauce after she basted him in the sun
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2017 18:43 |
*bad to the (toy) bone starts playing*
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2017 21:02 |
little munchkin posted:bad times/places to explain to your parents that youre a member of a rap group called "the bitch pleasers" and your last album just sold 3 million copies granny's funeral ---------------- |
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 02:44 |
its not the size of the package, its how you deliver it
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2017 18:58 |
skeletons can't get boners
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 01:56 |
yer baby aint gonna be the full cro-magnon
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 15:29 |
all the things that can be silent but deadly: -space -stalking jungle cats -carbon monoxide - ---------------- |
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2017 17:23 |
child conceived during the eclipse appears to have no soul or empathy, turns out he's just autistic
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2017 18:16 |
Ride The Gravitron posted:More than half of my energy spent at work is used on trying to sneak in farts do you work at a gas station ---------------- |
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2017 03:50 |
dragonfly kamikaze sidewalk unharmed ---------------- |
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2017 19:00 |
Macnult posted:The Godfather but all of the guns are replaced with dicks so Sonny wins? alternatively, "look how they massacred my boy" takes on a dark meaning ---------------- |
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2017 08:07 |
Evil Bong 666 thats not a joke, it's a real movie ---------------- |
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2017 00:26 |
Butz
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2017 01:19 |
Alfred gets Bruce Wayne a dog to teach him to love, and Bruce goes ocd trying to maximize the dog's nutrition and exercise and toys
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2017 18:12 |
vanisher posted:Lets make it! go ahead, i dont think awful app can do that i liked the vacuum joke, that is too true ---------------- |
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2017 21:23 |
who let the balrogs out? i've got foes in different area codes mo' rings mo' problemz ---------------- |
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2017 13:59 |
halfway home and my palantir's still blowin' up...
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2017 03:20 |
"why is this culture so penis-obsessed?"
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# ¿ Sep 18, 2017 23:32 |
Olive Garden tonight! posted:someone who thinks 'japanese' is spelled 'japenis' engrish that sounds completely unrelated to what it's supposed to be talking about : "The important thing in producing power with fertility is not to be particular about one exact point but to have the superfluous flesh like an amoeba surrounding it. Not to make it inorganic, but to appeal to the needs of the body. This is my task when I compose computer music." ---------------- |
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 22:35 |
SciFiDownBeat posted:A badass mob/gang boss who adopts a speak-softly-and-carry-a-big-stick demeanor, and communicates by glowering at people and making threatening hand gestures Mr Bean and the Bloods ---------------- |
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2017 22:44 |
Manifisto posted:yes I think it is important for children playing with dolls to consider the possibility that the male doll's dick doesn't work plastic viagra ---------------- |
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 03:43 |
knockers knockers
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2017 09:46 |
Jedrick posted:The concept of Rock and Roll lays in a hospital bed in a vegetative state, hooked up to an impressive array of various life support machines. Despite the pleading of Dr. Feelgood, Neil Young sternly refuses to sign the consent forum. "we built this city on rock and roll" refers to a haunted graveyard situation ---------------- |
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2017 04:21 |
free Trapt CD posted:ext., night, snowy: our lady of the foxes hospital fixed ---------------- |
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2017 18:32 |
DavidAlltheTime posted:A very nervous weatherman and all of the weather sounds erotic. *tugs collar* it's going to be ...umm... moist and hot down south ---------------- |
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2017 19:42 |
little munchkin posted:how abouy a therapist who offers to be your "soundboard" and whenever you talk about your problems they only reply in famous lines from Arnold Schwarzenegger movies ("get to the choppa!", "I'm detective John Kimble", etc) who is your daddy and what does he do ---------------- |
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2017 22:07 |
online classes, via pensieve
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2017 05:04 |
songs you shouldn't sing in the shower "raining blood" ---------------- |
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2017 15:48 |
there's no rule that says a dog cant be emperor let slip the dogs of war ---------------- |
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 03:35 |
rube golberg revenge
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 00:22 |
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what kind of glue works best
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