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TLC's fanmail album but its actually them just reading fan letters for 70 minutes
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Sep 29, 2017 09:24
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Papa you can't stop me anymore, I'm going to run away to plumber school!
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Oct 7, 2017 02:03
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[quote="“canyoneer”" post="“477134622”"] “Son, your uncle Luigi and I broke bricks with our skulls to get you the coins to pay for your med school. Do not follow my path” [/quote] Dr Mario, Jr. Entering med school with a chip on his shoulder ---------------- |
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Oct 7, 2017 04:05
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do screen savers still exist?
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Oct 8, 2017 06:19
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Jolo posted:Wile E Coyote goes on shark tank and pitches various inventions. He repeatedly shakes his head at questions from the sharks and insistently points at his sign with a picture of the Road Runner on it next to a dinner platter. nice ---------------- |
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Oct 9, 2017 20:56
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grover's hell set. things break, but are they supposed to?
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Oct 11, 2017 06:58
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Sprue posted:Educational Occupation Videos, by Dogs for Dogs. Pilot training: -do not stick head out window -do not walk up and down the aisle sniffing every passenger -do not lick yourself during takeoff and landing -do not steer the plane chasing birds ---------------- |
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Oct 11, 2017 17:45
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vanisher posted:Unorthodox lawn care tips from seasoned pros 
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Oct 12, 2017 23:42
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your vegan g/f's delight
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Oct 15, 2017 21:22
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AverySpecialfriend posted:the owner of a poop themed restaurant, sitting in a dim back office late at night, looking at the books, hand in head, sighing this restaurant is going down the, you know... ---------------- |
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Oct 15, 2017 21:46
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All dogs go to heaven with Rover Dangerfield
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Oct 18, 2017 04:21
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dog crew during a mutiny: too sleepy/ self-licking preoccupied to join in.
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Oct 20, 2017 10:10
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tactical earlobes
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Oct 21, 2017 22:28
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Manifisto posted:next stop: the spanish chorizo I had to leave with customs upon entering the u.s. On the left, a mummified Pharaoh who basically became human jerky due to experimental preservatives. ---------------- |
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Oct 24, 2017 04:21
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*black and white screen of nuclear family looking bored* Are you tired of that old fashioned bread boring your family at dinner? Try our bread-to-pasta squeezer to liven up your family dinner, for the kids! *screen goes color* Simply insert your loaf of bread into our vice, crank the handle a few times and it's now spaghetti! *kids clap and jump* *husband gives bedroom eyes* ---------------- |
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Oct 24, 2017 07:44
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wussy superheroes: The Spanker ---------------- |
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Oct 24, 2017 21:09
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AverySpecialfriend posted:beer? you know that's like, yeast doodoo, right? And dont even get me started on that filth you fuel your car with. ---------------- |
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Oct 25, 2017 22:04
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it's "opposite" "day"
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Oct 27, 2017 04:36
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fyi the origins of santa are awesome. they were druids that drank psychedelic reindeer piss so they thought they were flying
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Oct 28, 2017 03:13
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your scent is potent
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Oct 31, 2017 04:16
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adult trick or treating: you jog between each house to burn extra calories to break even
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Oct 31, 2017 23:45
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They only take a few movies out of the vault at a time because the vault demands an equal value deposit in souls
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Nov 1, 2017 18:38
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BRB pooping posted:Necessary Weevil And its cousin: https://youtu.be/440l8poSQiA ---------------- |
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Nov 5, 2017 16:06
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nice fog lights baybee
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Nov 11, 2017 22:05
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carve it in stone to last millennia
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Nov 12, 2017 06:56
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increasingly abstract ways to take selfies: -in windstorms -hanging upside down over the edge of spiral staircases -while signing your life away on a mortgage or student loan -trying a #homeless night where you buy a bunch of comfy stuff from rei to sleep outdoors one night a year to prove its not that bad while also offering token #solidarity with the downtrodden ---------------- |
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Nov 14, 2017 00:02
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A girl named John. twist: her mom is Martha Stewart ---------------- |
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Nov 19, 2017 22:24
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archie mcphee does have patron saint dolls, like one for waitresses to get bigger tips
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Nov 22, 2017 17:38
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post the orc beaurocracy thread employee of the month bonus incentives yearly reviews and goals ---------------- |
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Nov 24, 2017 03:11
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DavidAlltheTime posted:She pees on the pregnancy test and you both wait with baited breath... this is it, your lives may never be the same after this moment. barney misunderstands when fred relates the story and barney goes overboard buying 25 strollers and cribs and a mountain of loincloth diapers ---------------- |
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Dec 6, 2017 21:52
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Shake that brassica, baby
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Dec 10, 2017 10:27
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what kidnd of dipping sauce does she like with her ferrits
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Dec 22, 2017 16:23
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the octogenarian mutant ninja turtles
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Dec 25, 2017 21:07
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canyoneer posted:Raphael is cool but rude michaelangelo is coming apart, dude (at the joints) ---------------- |
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Dec 26, 2017 02:30
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WHO ARE THE REAL ANIMALS HERE??!!!
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Dec 30, 2017 06:14
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Koishi Komeiji posted:*Pop, the only surviving member of the Rice Krispies Krew doing a scared straight type thing to young cartoon characters at risk for getting into the cereal hustle.* Cereal Killa Mike ---------------- |
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Jan 3, 2018 02:36
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:A sci fi and fantasy author who's really just hungry: The hero had muttonchops and cornrow hair, topping off his beer-belly figure ---------------- |
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Jan 3, 2018 17:26
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hahaha golden toasted buns
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careful with this one gaff, he's a goddamn one-man slaughterhouse did you get your precious pho? someone was there men? poultry...men? ---------------- |
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