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Macnult

decorating paper cuts and suffering for fashion

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Pomp posted:

what idiot called them comedy songs and not punitive measures

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Plebian Parasite posted:

I have a good idea for a thread but i just posted one so now i gotta play the waiting game and let it peter out before i try to steal my own thunder.

:justpost:

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I have mad hops how are you gonna kick my rear end from way down there lmao

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Plebian Parasite posted:

"You can walk with rhythm, you'll never attract anything anyway"

lol

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Ride The Gravitron posted:

I'm just too hot for a relationship

Every time we cuddle she gets 3rd degree burns

I'm banned from every ice cream parlor so there goes date night

at first things were great but now she's always smothering me

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little munchkin posted:

a mafia movie but one of the characters thinks "make him an offer he can't refuse" means to suck their dick

The Godfather but all of the guns are replaced with dicks

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The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, but evil

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ONE WAY TIKCET TO FLAVOR gently caress


took this lovely egg, fried the ever living gently caress out of it, now we're cooking with sweet rear end tasty fieri style beeyatch

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a byob improv troupe

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Old masters who were rejected from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe

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canyoneer posted:

giorgione's cool, but rude
caravaggio is a party dude

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little munchkin posted:

an alternate universe Air-Bud where there actually is a rule in the book that says dogs can't play basketball

lol

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photoshop thread where everyone's avatar is super buff

I can't remember if this has been done before but I can't be bothered to look it up

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Arrakis but it’s a giant pumpkin

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“I mean ay c’mon there’s nothin’ in the rulebook that says I can’t be a dog.”

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sockingtonsworth posted:

Drake: American Sniper

you used to come to me for evac
thirteenhundred juuuuust ten klicks
calling you for evac
the enemy they seeee red mist

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thanks for thinking my bad jokes were good, alnilam

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doc: hate to tell you this, but it looks like you don’t have much time left

me: wait what?? doctor this isn’t right i thought things were going fine all i h-

doc: not much time left till your cold is gone! [goes in for a high five while i’m still petrified from shock]

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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

I've been reading a lot of chick lit lately



still lifes with woodpeckers

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pinocchio but pronounced like pee no chee oh

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secret agent sam fisher failing a mission because the guard he knocked out for a hand scan was eating food

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Lambert: The fingers, Fisher! You have to lick the cheeto dust off the fingers!!

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Getting really frustrated that one punch in the kisser doesn't immediately knock people out.

fight scenes where you edit all the punches and kicks with kissy sounds

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Pomp posted:

Sending 30 bucks to my girlfriend's onlyfans so she'll text me back about dinner

debating whether or not to text her again, or reply to her tweet that said “eating good tonight 😍😍😍 w/ @BrianFucksN’Lifts” about bringing home leftovers

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Prof. Crocodile posted:

my no-account zoomer child: wu-tang is dad rap.

me: dad rap? well let me tell you something, young man: when i was your age shameek from loving 212 got bucked. word life, god. word is bond. came through in the black land, god, from out of nowhere, god. word is bond i'm coming to get my culture cipher, god, and they just... word is bond, crazy shots just went the gently caress off, god.

lol

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Sid Vicious posted:

Jesus dyed, for our spins



i got two turn tables and my water’s wine

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