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decorating paper cuts and suffering for fashion
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Mar 28, 2024 12:15
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what idiot called them comedy songs and not punitive measures
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May 9, 2017 04:58
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I have a good idea for a thread but i just posted one so now i gotta play the waiting game and let it peter out before i try to steal my own thunder.
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May 15, 2017 21:15
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I have mad hops how are you gonna kick my rear end from way down there lmao
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May 17, 2017 18:52
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"You can walk with rhythm, you'll never attract anything anyway"
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May 19, 2017 02:29
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I'm just too hot for a relationship
Every time we cuddle she gets 3rd degree burns
I'm banned from every ice cream parlor so there goes date night
at first things were great but now she's always smothering me
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Aug 15, 2017 16:08
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a mafia movie but one of the characters thinks "make him an offer he can't refuse" means to suck their dick
The Godfather but all of the guns are replaced with dicks
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Sep 4, 2017 05:19
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The Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers, but evil
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Sep 5, 2017 22:56
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ONE WAY TIKCET TO FLAVOR gently caress
took this lovely egg, fried the ever living gently caress out of it, now we're cooking with sweet rear end tasty fieri style beeyatch
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Sep 19, 2017 13:43
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a byob improv troupe
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Sep 20, 2017 05:59
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Old masters who were rejected from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe
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Sep 26, 2017 23:30
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giorgione's cool, but rude
caravaggio is a party dude
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Sep 27, 2017 02:37
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an alternate universe Air-Bud where there actually is a rule in the book that says dogs can't play basketball
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Sep 28, 2017 06:47
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photoshop thread where everyone's avatar is super buff
I can't remember if this has been done before but I can't be bothered to look it up
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Oct 6, 2017 19:48
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Arrakis but it’s a giant pumpkin
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Oct 18, 2017 00:03
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“I mean ay c’mon there’s nothin’ in the rulebook that says I can’t be a dog.”
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Oct 18, 2017 04:45
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you used to come to me for evac
thirteenhundred juuuuust ten klicks
calling you for evac
the enemy they seeee red mist
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Dec 13, 2017 05:16
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thanks for thinking my bad jokes were good, alnilam
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Aug 21, 2019 21:33
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doc: hate to tell you this, but it looks like you don’t have much time left
me: wait what?? doctor this isn’t right i thought things were going fine all i h-
doc: not much time left till your cold is gone! [goes in for a high five while i’m still petrified from shock]
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Aug 21, 2019 22:04
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I've been reading a lot of chick lit lately
still lifes with woodpeckers
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Aug 25, 2019 04:11
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pinocchio but pronounced like pee no chee oh
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Aug 27, 2019 04:28
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secret agent sam fisher failing a mission because the guard he knocked out for a hand scan was eating food
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Apr 14, 2020 06:34
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Lambert: The fingers, Fisher! You have to lick the cheeto dust off the fingers!!
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Apr 14, 2020 06:35
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Getting really frustrated that one punch in the kisser doesn't immediately knock people out.
fight scenes where you edit all the punches and kicks with kissy sounds
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Apr 15, 2020 17:17
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Sending 30 bucks to my girlfriend's onlyfans so she'll text me back about dinner
debating whether or not to text her again, or reply to her tweet that said “eating good tonight 😍😍😍 w/ @BrianFucksN’Lifts” about bringing home leftovers
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Apr 21, 2020 20:00
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my no-account zoomer child: wu-tang is dad rap.
me: dad rap? well let me tell you something, young man: when i was your age shameek from loving 212 got bucked. word life, god. word is bond. came through in the black land, god, from out of nowhere, god. word is bond i'm coming to get my culture cipher, god, and they just... word is bond, crazy shots just went the gently caress off, god.
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Mar 28, 2024 12:15
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Jesus dyed, for our spins
i got two turn tables and my water’s wine
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Nov 26, 2020 18:33
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