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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Who is there?

Weed

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Weed you like to smoke with me? :haw:

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glowing-fish posted:

Yes, Goons, the goto experts on all have normal sex.

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DLC includes the game triangle, a simply hardware device that modifies the design to resemble a Pyramide with no further changes made. Pre-order now for only 149.99

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Phone users are brutally immune to any of those. Take that, joksters!!

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ghost emoji posted:

the human body is a sandwich

A sandwich performing hotdogs and once they die they become soup?
This existence is starting to make sense.

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It's a regular senate session, but the voting districts have been shuffled secretly and no one knows what to be for and against anymore, so only byob laws get passed

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To protect and chill

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Wait is that the underlying Meta discussion going on in your sex thread??

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Everyone should be proud about having sex, it's achieving a very important goal in life and you are rewarded with insane feelings and chemicals for doing so, too, it's win win for both you and your biology and hopefully also for your partnership

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That depends on your kinks actually

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You absolute madman

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alnilam posted:

I like
Big
Thrust and I cannot lie
You lighter fighters can't deny
When a jet goes by
In a clear blue sky
Pullin 3 Gs on a curve you get faint

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Manifisto posted:

subtly demure . . . yet playfully articulate . . .



lol

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POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

a homeopathic drug dealer

a super bad off drug addict hooked on over the counter drugs. in a dark alley waiting to rob some poor bastard to get their fix of zyrtec

Expanding the market by pouring a flask of heroine into the local river to bring the perfect homeopathic dose into every household of the city.

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xcheopis posted:

How to activate the Potentials without all the fussy magic ritual.

The "Balance Stone". You place it in the center of your chosen room for consumption, it will balance out your fluids and ensure that your latest mix of meth, heroine and crack will be just perfectly fit for you.

Now available in a bundle with the "Extension Plate" that will prolong your trip to your desire if you're sitting on it during injection.

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Ah crap and I just used it as a steppingstone for some quasi magic stuff some stores sell
Now I ruined both of them, I'm sorry :smith:

Yours was better though, only that I didn't get it and didn't realize the typo

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lol

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canyoneer posted:

"LOUD NOISE BEST ASMR CONSTRUCTION SOUNDS SIREN HEADPHONES YES COMPILATION PLAYLIST"

That'd be such a swell ringtone

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Eldritch horror TED talks

"So, with this new invention we figured that we could raise our summoning horror success AND other dimension rift creation by at least 7%, but then we thought - why stop there?
How could we really bring nightmare inducing 'wet' dreams to a new level? Turns out, we just needed the innocence and naivity of a child to really up our fhtagn game.
Well, and its blood."

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lol

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:justpost: I'd be interested!

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magic cactus posted:

Nyarlathotep discovers Instagram, becomes NyarlaTHOTep.

New Cthulhu selfie stick, attach it right on your fourteenth left most face tentacle, next to your fourth mouth.

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Azazoth, the ever-expanding content explosion, creating original content eternally

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Freezing my rear end off down here, but we just entered a big city, I wonder where the next Starbucks is! #arctictrip #thedogsbarkallthetime #noneuclidiancoffee

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magic cactus posted:

The Snapchat story of Charles Dexter Ward

The Followers from Outer Space

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magic cactus posted:

he's so mad he can only speak in wingdings

lmao

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That should be a thread imo

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When you call upon the Great Old Ones and it's just voicemail

Uhh, hey, Cthulhu my man, I know you said I should just listen to the infinite void and stuff, but do you happen to have a number? I'm having problems getting him on line here and I most definitely am out of sacrifices. Call me when you can, tia.

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lmao

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I got the idea, it's smart, but I gassed the thread because Hitler and baby killer jokes are imo not really inclusive and the kind of dark humor that many yobbers enjoy. It's not like a dark joke like that is off limits entirely for me personally, I mean even Deadpool had an entire joke scene on that principle, but given the first two responses were already negative and that were in heated times in the forums, I rather gas a thread about baby killing Hitler than have people be confused in how you meant that joke to be.

Sorry, I don't want to cut your jokes off, I enjoy a lot of your really good and fun threads, don't take this personally friend.

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Please note that while it's always fine to post outside the yob for an expedition, organized forum invasions are not allowed. However, you can always just hit up the forum's mod for permission and spread all the love and fun you want!!

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Yinlock posted:

im going to invade other forums, by posting in them politely and following their rules

you can't stop me

A madman, that's what you are, a madman!!

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I mean I could imagine that being fun in general, depends if people are into it, doesn't even have to be a contest, just people chilling together.

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Jokes that are so good you literally cannot possibly be bothered to develop a thread for

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Yinlock posted:

an extremely dense person at a lovecraftian elder god awakening who's just like "i don't get it" as everyone else is screaming and tearing out their own eyes

Hahahah check this out man, I'll get us a fresh pizza
*speaking out forbidden words in an ancient tongue while the eyeballs turn black and demonic runes spawn beneath the feet, tentacles appear everywhere and murder everyone else in the room*
Ah gently caress today must be seafood day

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where did you get that photo of the mod forum

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barfdog posted:

being so gargantuan in height that i lie about being short on my dating profiles

Oh no, I love to fly! Sit back, relax, stretch your legs and enjoy the view, it's a miracle of technology that I wouldn't want to miss for any train ride.

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