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Manifisto posted:unicorn frappuccino q: this tastes nothing like a real unicorn, what gives? a: that's because factory-farmed unicorns are bred for color, not flavor.
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concept--talking about processed food like it's found that way in nature *cracking open some pretzels and snarfing the peanut butter nuggets* I can't trust myself with ushelled pb, it's just too good...gotta work for it. *examining a tamale* Proof of God right here--you can tell it was intelligently designed. It fits perfectly in a human hand. Marvelous. |
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maybe this has already been mentioned, but imagine a teacher in the future trying to teach students the correct emojis to use and having to explain why certain ones are impolite, and there's some emoji equivalent of their/they're/there to learn, etc. all the kids are bored, and they are using a secret new way to communicate that only uses wordsand the adults don't get it
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alnilam posted:I wear my wedding ring at all times in hopes that someone cool will get the goatse ref putting my hands on circular objects for every photo I'm in even if it's inconvenient or awkward
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order of monks who practice self-flatuation |
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alternative listerine breath strip flavors spring water parmesan beef jerky first puff of cigarette curry
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oh yeah but check this out, ive waited a long time to achieve this 
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working from home and pretending my cat is my boss. tabbing out of byob quickly, Oh hi Mr. Whiskers, I was just doing a little market research. Excuse me Mr. Whiskers but I can't work if you sit on my keyboard like that. |
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yes yes it should |
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