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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Piso Mojado posted:

funny things to say when you open the door for someone

"Let the building eat you"

# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 23:34

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 20:08

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 00:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Saying "right arm" instead of "right on", but kind of mumbly at the end

# ¿ Feb 22, 2019 04:19

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Also "outta state" instead of outta sight

# ¿ Feb 22, 2019 05:45

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

got any sevens posted:

someone plays with their phone while taking a crap, then walks outside and sees the neighbor smoking on the sidewalk and reading facebook on their phone. person A asks "ew, do you let your kids play with that phone?"

nice

# ¿ Feb 22, 2019 06:05

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

xcheopis posted:

Armagorna take issue with you misspelling Aragorn's name.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2019 19:30

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

my last memory of the living world... is it of the verdant forest I called home? or perhaps my darling Abigail, the love of my life?

alas, no. in the end these comforting thoughts give way to darkness as my life's candle flickers and fades. one last time I become aware... the world is a cruel, unforgiving place. before my dying eyes all the hatred and longing of this destitute existence are given shape.

the rictus visage in the darkness draws nearer

# ¿ Mar 17, 2019 15:02

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Farecoal posted:

they called the second gamecube, the gamecube one

lol

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# ¿ Apr 17, 2019 22:54

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

vanisher posted:

May I borrow your rash?

# ¿ May 31, 2019 01:40

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

arguments in defense of mosquitos

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# ¿ Jun 15, 2020 05:15

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Bright Bart posted:

Drug Cops. Not like the DEA. Like cops that police "rules of the game". That'll be a $150 fine for snitching mamm. Yes I know mamm I don't make the rules I just serve and protect mamm.

threadworthy topic

# ¿ Jun 20, 2020 23:58

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

cda posted:

Ween

u have my attention :rock:

# ¿ Jul 3, 2020 02:57

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

dogs with male pattern baldness and the accompanying melancholy thereof

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# ¿ Jul 31, 2020 19:34

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

gary oldmans diary posted:

just look at that sad sack

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# ¿ Aug 1, 2020 02:50

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Ventral EggSac posted:

Dune but Paul Atreides is played by Borat

"My spice!"

# ¿ Apr 29, 2021 05:25

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

Kramer busts through the pet door, eyes wild, back arched, yowling. Jerry hisses at him and they regard each other for a moment, tails twitching, until Jerry bats at Kramer's face, causing Kramer to spaz and tear out of the room. Slap bass plays as we cut to Elaine, who is in heat

# ¿ Sep 12, 2022 02:10

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Finger Prince posted:

Muad'dib is a verb
Muad'dib is a killing word
Fearless on my breath
Gentle impulsion
Shakes me, makes me a fighter
Fearless on my breath

I get it and it's good :nfpa:

# ¿ Sep 13, 2022 18:58

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

The Voice of Labor posted:

only it's goon success. like abusing the tacobell app to order a recreation of a discontinued menu item or making it to middle age without dying or being arrested

I uninstall it and reinstall it weekly. a true siren song

# ¿ Oct 12, 2022 08:34

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

*to the tune of prince's pussy control*

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

PORTION CONTROL

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# ¿ Nov 2, 2022 20:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Q: how many ears did Davy Crockett have

A: three. left ear, right ear, wild front ear

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# ¿ May 30, 2023 07:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Jestery posted:

A person who appears blurred except for their genitals

# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 04:07

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

crusty posted:

Sedentary Shooter Drills

# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 04:07

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Viginti Septem posted:

You sure you don't need a hand with those stitches?

NO

Fine, suture self.

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# ¿ Jun 7, 2023 03:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

deep dish peat moss posted:

Killing a bird with two stones to subvert expectations

# ¿ Dec 29, 2023 10:40

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

male pattern boldness

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# ¿ Feb 3, 2024 04:07

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick rear end. And I'm all outta bubble gum. So I guess I won't be kicking rear end. I was going to do those things together, you see, it's kind of a thing. There's really no point kicking rear end without bubblegum. It just doesn't hit the same. Guess you got off lucky.

Hey, got any gum?

lol

# ¿ Feb 10, 2024 03:23

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

RavenousScoot posted:

future bathrooms where instead of men/women signs there's just a picture of asparagus on one and 🚫asparagus on the other

also lol

# ¿ Feb 10, 2024 03:25

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Finger Prince posted:

What do you do if you're one of the people who makes asparagus pee but can't smell asparagus pee?

stop eating asparagus

# ¿ Feb 10, 2024 03:28

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 20:08

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Prurient Squid posted:

Self help rap battle.

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 22:04

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