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Apr 18, 2024 02:10
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Tactical toilet paper: mil spec NBC protection for your rear end.
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Oct 22, 2017 04:47
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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adult trick or treating: you don't get title to the candy, you only get a limited license to use it.
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Oct 31, 2017 23:19
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Perfectly reasonable dating concerns
What if we get "intimate," I unzip my fly, and a jack in the box springs out?
What if this OK Cupid profile is deceptive and she's not "a free spirit looking for adventure" but actually deceased political economist John Kenneth Galbraith?
How many ferrets is too many to bring to a first date?
What if my parents' catastrophic relationship and my own personal shortcomings make me incapable of healthy relations and also she's a 12 foot spider?
If your date is a 12 foot spider, you can bring as many ferrets as you want.
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Dec 22, 2017 15:57
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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first kiss
swimming pool
puppy breath
pen barrel
imminent roller coaster drop
carbs (for atkins followers)
wasabi
envelope flap
bitcoin (flavor fluctuates)
bong juice
cane toad
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Apr 4, 2018 16:51
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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"pipe weed"
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May 2, 2018 17:28
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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computer equipment was not merely designed to be functional instead of sexy. it was designed to be hideously ugly. it was the exact off-white shade of stain and grime. it was the exact awkward blockiness and offputting angularity of austere soviet architecture. there is no conceivable attractive interior design scheme into which it could blend. and we all lusted in our hearts for these magical zork-playing monstrosities.
It was pitch dark, and we secretly wished to be eaten by a grue.
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May 7, 2018 00:12
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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A thread in which we are all ICE agents, but ICE stands for Ice Cream Experts.
Alternatively, Internet Chillin' Experts.
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May 27, 2018 01:21
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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It's all part of the circle of tacos, which is in turn connected to the byob philosophy of life: hakuna mataco.
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Jun 15, 2018 18:43
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Whole grain bread?
Nah.
Make mine straight grain bread - 190 proof.
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Jul 12, 2018 19:11
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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TV show with a DSTR track
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Jan 6, 2019 20:17
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Weed who?
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Feb 9, 2019 16:47
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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After a horrible elevator accident halfway through the workday leaves me in two pieces, my top half quickly tries to fine-tune a final quip about working a "half-day" today.
You no longer have to decide whether it would be faster to wait for the elevator or take the stairs, because now you can do both.
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Mar 1, 2019 19:25
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOotsq4soug
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May 4, 2019 23:26
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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I cant be the first person for that one
It's certainly possible. After all, "military intelligence" is a bit of an oxymoron.
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Jul 15, 2019 22:16
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Innocent but terrifying phrases:
Amateur electrician
Narcoleptic pilot
Inherited wealth
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Jul 18, 2019 03:29
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Shub Niggurath, The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young (and 1,000,000 follows)
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Sep 30, 2019 00:19
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Purify Bong Water
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Nov 14, 2019 20:31
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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working from home and pretending my cat is my boss.
tabbing out of byob quickly, Oh hi Mr. Whiskers, I was just doing a little market research.
Excuse me Mr. Whiskers but I can't work if you sit on my keyboard like that.
"pretending my cat is my boss."
Shouldn't the punch line be at the end of the joke?
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Jan 29, 2020 21:28
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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A careful examination of the Acme products purchased by Coyote revealed that almost all of them were dangerously defective. None of these products were provided with appropriate safety warnings, and many of them were shipped without operating instructions.
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Mar 6, 2020 03:50
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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phone with only a selfie camera named the myphone
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Jun 18, 2020 00:33
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Bonbon Mussolini
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Apr 1, 2021 22:56
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Mobile Suit Gundam 0420: Loss of Memory
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Apr 3, 2021 19:33
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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CEO - Chief Ennui Officer
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May 14, 2021 21:21
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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CIO - Chief Indolence Officer
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May 14, 2021 23:00
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Assistant or Deputy [insert title here]
or even Deputy Assistant [insert title here]
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Jan 11, 2022 02:33
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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OK, I posted this about a thousand pages ago. I got pretty much no response. I'm wondering if anybody "got it."
The Lucyderada
The desirable outcome would be that someone got it.
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Mar 27, 2022 01:37
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Out damned spot! Aye there's the rub.
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May 21, 2022 23:51
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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The Battle in Seattle
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Jul 1, 2023 22:11
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but with bacon.
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