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Stoner Sloth

Cubone posted:

I was supposed to learn how to use comic hyperbole in theater class back in high school, but our drama teacher was so bad...

(how bad was he?)

he was so bad, I do not know how to use comic hyperbole

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2019 14:34

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 03:39

Stoner Sloth

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

No one in hollywood has the balls to buy my script for the erotic adventures of Mr. Magoo.

Oh Magoo, you've done it again!

# ¿ May 12, 2019 23:15

Stoner Sloth

got any sevens posted:

sometimes you just want the cheeseburger of eating rear end

# ¿ Jun 11, 2019 17:52

Stoner Sloth

Jim Budtenderson

# ¿ Apr 28, 2020 03:31

Stoner Sloth

magic cactus posted:

Having real trouble getting my "get a hard-on for sleep" awareness campaign off the ground.

have you tried sleeping on your stomach?

# ¿ Jan 11, 2021 08:46

Stoner Sloth

Paul Atreides encountering a hilarious misunderstanding at a fremen BDSM party when it turns out that his name is ironically also a safe word.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2021 16:17

Stoner Sloth

google THIS posted:

I like these ideas but I have it on good authority that you can't do that on television

# ¿ Jul 17, 2021 04:00

Stoner Sloth

Prof. Crocodile posted:

alt-left infowars-style new shows where the presenter is screaming mad that the chemicals the government in the water aren't making frogs gay enough.

this whole thread, and the last few pages are great and can't be fived enough but this made me lol

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 07:17

Stoner Sloth

deep dish peat moss posted:

Everybody's always talking about the supernatural but I'm more interested in the subnatural

david attenborough: and here we have just the absolute worst sloth... I can't even stand looking at this absolutely piece of poo poo

# ¿ Sep 14, 2021 04:41

Stoner Sloth

Prurient Squid posted:

Which Japanese pronouns would the Father the Son and the Holy Spirt use respectively?

frump truck posted:

probably shachou, kun, and senpai

notice me holy ghost

# ¿ Sep 17, 2021 04:26

Stoner Sloth

Code Jockey posted:

I'm a Bene Gesserit witch who brings the pain box to the glory hole

pretty sure this was a major plot point the dune sequels

# ¿ Sep 22, 2021 04:07

Stoner Sloth

Jestery posted:

"I must not cum, cum is the boner killer"

"cum is the little death that brings total obliteration."

# ¿ Sep 22, 2021 05:36

Stoner Sloth

waluigi board

# ¿ Oct 4, 2021 19:16

Stoner Sloth

Jestery posted:

Pro tip , use a notes app

I have a shared notes page with a mate that we both out these thoughts into

Eg
Lethal masculinity

Integer underflow Strat to achieve immortality

Become a dracula and stand naked in front of a mirror and do a crap onto the floor so it looks like a turd appears from nowhere

Tactical moonwalking

"hey welcome to grog the caveman's YouTube channel, today I show you 4 tricks to play on friend while hunting for mammut"

Really dumb Black mirror episode where everyone wakes up with big tiddies

Live Action Akira slide fail *Wilhelm scream*

Mr Bean X Forrest Gump

Visual novel Haram anime in North Korean prison

Schrodinger's Dog dick, the superposition of nudity in the twilight series

Jaws porno parody

Time traveler comedy where they have a bank of Hitler clones to replace time travelers coming back in time to kill hitler, but there is a breach in the containment facility and 100-1000 Hitler's are unleashed unto WW2 era europe

lol these are great

loved Lethal Masculinity - also it made me think of LD50 Masculinity

# ¿ Nov 1, 2021 13:32

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 03:39

Stoner Sloth

Larry Cum Free posted:

what did the man say when he arrived at the combination softball tournament/amateur porn shoot?

after building it in a corn/porn field despite everyone saying it was a crazy pipe dream, merely a midlife crisis albeit of mythical proportions?

"If you build it, they will cum"

# ¿ Nov 25, 2022 14:25

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