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owlhawk911

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My Asian Grandma posted:

whenever i buy something online and they ask where i heard about them, i write "on infowars." the idea is theyll worry theyre being associated with infowars


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owlhawk911

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Hostile Makeover.

A show in which covert ops beauticians disappear contestants to a black site spa to give them the makeover of a lifetime! Friends and family won't even recognize them after they're returned but after some convincing the missing persons reports get reversed. Most of the time.


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owlhawk911

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Goons Are Great posted:

That should be a thread imo

ikr? it's great and :justpost: is a smiley to live by


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owlhawk911

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Pastry of the Year posted:

"Father, please let's watch Manimal together"

a foppish Victorian boy putting forth various arguments to convince his father that he should be allowed to watch the TV show Manimal (NBC, 1983)

sadly i lack the knowledge of tv's Manimal (NBC, 1983) to participate but this sounds funny and i would read/enjoy/perhaps even learn from this thread


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owlhawk911

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Finger Prince posted:

If you're alone and you need a friend
Someone to make you forget your problems
Just come along my dude
Take my hand
I'll be your buddy tonight
Whoa oh oh oh
This is what I wanna do
Let's have some fun
What I want is me and yous
Dudes dudes dudes dudes!
Let's order in some foods
We can hang out all night together
From now until forever
Dudes dudes dudes dudes
I wanna hang, my dudes
Let's hang out all night together
Together in my room
Everybody get on down
The Vengadudes are back in town
This is what I wanna do
Let's have some fun
What I want is me and yous
Dudes dudes dudes dudes
Let's order in some foods
Let's hang out all night together
From now until forever
Dudes dudes dudes dudes
I wanna hang, my dudes
Let's hang out all night together…

remember how in the other thread we were talking about music collabs? off to a good start, my dude


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owlhawk911

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a question inspired by my grandfather: what do you call tightey-whiteys that aren't white, and if you say briefs i don't believe you


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owlhawk911

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Manifisto posted:

taut tans
narrow navies
snug saffrons
restrictive rubies
cramped ceruleans

and so on

nailed it thanks

canyoneer posted:

hell's kitchen freezes over


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owlhawk911

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PHIZ KALIFA posted:

spy vs spy but it's young hitler vs time traveling hitler

i understand y'all disagree but i think there's a rich vein of comedy in that idea. like in order to kill a baby you gotta be as evil as a hitler. staring into the abyss and all that. hitler hiding behind a building shootin sling shots at yung hitler trying to paint a river or some poo poo

old man time travelling hitler, he has realized the error of his ways. so wracked with suicidal guilt at what he has wrought he goes back in time to erase himself from existence. he's not very good at it and just ends up bullying young hitler, thereby turning him evil, trapping himself in a time-loop

in different times (or a different forum rip) this could be a p deece thread idea but right now if you say "hitler" in any context you are a nazi and i would NOT advise it


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owlhawk911

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magic cactus posted:

One of those car review youtube channels but the twist is the presenter stole the car he's currently reviewing.

youtube kept pulling my vids. cowards


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owlhawk911

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Mr. Dick posted:

You only ever need one or two guns for defense or hunting. Most of it is collecting and delighting in mechanism or history. It's no different than car people. Also keep in mind that TFR is the extant epitome of good gun culture and everywhere else it is grosser, dumber and exponentially more racist, sexist and homophobic.

my america is a country where interracial homosexual couples can get married and defend their marijuana crops with fully automatic weapons


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owlhawk911

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PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i think it'd be funny if we had a contest where a bunch of us posted photos of us chilling and then TCC did the same and we had some kind of scientific method (AI analysis, geiger counting) to decide whompst had posted the more chill of photograph.

what does other people think about that

tcc is known mostly for joose blackouts and perpetual relapses, i think this would be the mean kind of funny


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owlhawk911

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Heather Papps posted:

A joke, unutterable by human physiology, so funny it imbues sentience to any object within range, so it may laugh, laugh together
Forever

:weedass:


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owlhawk911

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what kind of heroin can't handle a little horse


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owlhawk911

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he parsed the sign as ruddfuckers and is disappointed to find mediocre bar food instead of organized, motivated, and horny fans


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owlhawk911

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alnilam posted:

I know it says it's 400 ccs but it's inhabited by an ancient demon with 2Liters


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owlhawk911

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mudding is to rednecks as anime is to computer touchers

it makes so much sense. it works on every level


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owlhawk911

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powerful even in this raw form. i wish i knew anything about video touching


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owlhawk911

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

A BYOB internship


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owlhawk911

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Goons Are Great posted:

where did you get that photo of the mod forum


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owlhawk911

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The Clowner posted:

bringing the dog along to get the free timbits for myself :evilbuddy:

doing this to every Tim Hortons within a 50 mile radius :evilbuddy: :evilbuddy: :evilbuddy:

if you don't at least cut the dog in idk if we can be friends


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owlhawk911

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kale seitan


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owlhawk911

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if you don't like reggae then get out of my house


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owlhawk911

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owlhawk911 posted:

if you don't like reggae then get out of my house

me gwan post down babylon


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owlhawk911

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barfdog posted:

being so gargantuan in height that i lie about being short on my dating profiles

i am a mere 6'3", perfectly compatible with modern furniture and appliances. i fit in a regular car, and buy clothes at a store


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owlhawk911

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i have never been painted green and used to advertise canned vegetables


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owlhawk911

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Gene Hackman Fan posted:

Oh you're watching the Scandinavian edition? Because the US version just had seventeen slots marked 'zero' and one slot with 'blue angel flyby'


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owlhawk911

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happiness

hah, penis


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owlhawk911

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alnilam posted:

hah, penis is a warm gun

:drat:


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owlhawk911

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death drives a pale geo metro


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owlhawk911

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Gene Hackman Fan posted:

being sure to carefully pronounce both asses in 'assassinated'

i always am, otherwise no one would know what i meant. is there another way to say it?


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owlhawk911

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rear end-rear end-in :butts:


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owlhawk911

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Finger Prince posted:

The assassin is a creature of shadow. The sassassin is a creature of shade.


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owlhawk911

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google THIS posted:

I had some belated inspiration and made this and didn't bother to check if the Disney thread was already goldmined first so now it's going here









































this is so important


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owlhawk911

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deep dish peat moss posted:

race commissioner, looking at the `Favorite Racer?` question on the driver's race application form: "oh, they meant that Mario"


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owlhawk911

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Yinlock posted:

tom, car #8 seems to have someone riding on the back shoving what appears to be mushrooms up the exhaust pipe

amateurs. everyone knows mushrooms go in the intake


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owlhawk911

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gary oldmans diary posted:

a dog with horrendous farts stalks byob campers and byob camp counselors at camp fart lake

quit listening in to my therapy sessions


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owlhawk911

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Prurient Squid posted:

Sentiency. But attributed to something outlandish.

everytime you see this it's like "dang, sure sucks to be a toaster or a wooden duck or w/e" but i would like to see one where the object is chill with its situation and just kicks back


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owlhawk911

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jpeg posted:

Clifford the Big Red Rocket

lmao noooo


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owlhawk911

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Yinlock posted:

a wedding crasher who isn't there to pick up girls or anything, he just genuinely loves weddings

it's this + free food, slangin' d never even crossed my mind


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owlhawk911

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nut posted:

*looks longingly out the patio window onto a beautiful summer day*

when will the invisible hurricane ever cease?

*glances back to the tv that reads NEVER and sheds a single tear*

always for love, never from fear :hai:


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