My Asian Grandma posted:whenever i buy something online and they ask where i heard about them, i write "on infowars." the idea is theyll worry theyre being associated with infowars
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2019 05:50 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 04:16 |
SweetWillyRollbar posted:Hostile Makeover.
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2019 01:31 |
Goons Are Great posted:That should be a thread imo ikr? it's great and is a smiley to live by
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2019 02:15 |
Pastry of the Year posted:"Father, please let's watch Manimal together" sadly i lack the knowledge of tv's Manimal (NBC, 1983) to participate but this sounds funny and i would read/enjoy/perhaps even learn from this thread
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2019 17:37 |
Finger Prince posted:If you're alone and you need a friend remember how in the other thread we were talking about music collabs? off to a good start, my dude
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2020 20:12 |
a question inspired by my grandfather: what do you call tightey-whiteys that aren't white, and if you say briefs i don't believe you
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2020 16:21 |
Manifisto posted:taut tans nailed it thanks canyoneer posted:hell's kitchen freezes over
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2020 04:55 |
PHIZ KALIFA posted:spy vs spy but it's young hitler vs time traveling hitler old man time travelling hitler, he has realized the error of his ways. so wracked with suicidal guilt at what he has wrought he goes back in time to erase himself from existence. he's not very good at it and just ends up bullying young hitler, thereby turning him evil, trapping himself in a time-loop in different times (or a different forum rip) this could be a p deece thread idea but right now if you say "hitler" in any context you are a nazi and i would NOT advise it
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 18:08 |
magic cactus posted:One of those car review youtube channels but the twist is the presenter stole the car he's currently reviewing. youtube kept pulling my vids. cowards
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2020 01:19 |
Mr. Dick posted:You only ever need one or two guns for defense or hunting. Most of it is collecting and delighting in mechanism or history. It's no different than car people. Also keep in mind that TFR is the extant epitome of good gun culture and everywhere else it is grosser, dumber and exponentially more racist, sexist and homophobic. my america is a country where interracial homosexual couples can get married and defend their marijuana crops with fully automatic weapons
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2020 22:57 |
PHIZ KALIFA posted:i think it'd be funny if we had a contest where a bunch of us posted photos of us chilling and then TCC did the same and we had some kind of scientific method (AI analysis, geiger counting) to decide whompst had posted the more chill of photograph. tcc is known mostly for joose blackouts and perpetual relapses, i think this would be the mean kind of funny
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2020 04:27 |
Heather Papps posted:A joke, unutterable by human physiology, so funny it imbues sentience to any object within range, so it may laugh, laugh together
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2020 16:29 |
what kind of heroin can't handle a little horse
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2020 08:43 |
he parsed the sign as ruddfuckers and is disappointed to find mediocre bar food instead of organized, motivated, and horny fans
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 20:19 |
alnilam posted:I know it says it's 400 ccs but it's inhabited by an ancient demon with 2Liters
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 03:29 |
mudding is to rednecks as anime is to computer touchers it makes so much sense. it works on every level
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 03:30 |
Heather Papps posted:http://www.youtubemultiplier.com/5e480633627b3-masterpiece-of-my-posting-career.php powerful even in this raw form. i wish i knew anything about video touching
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2020 21:51 |
SweetWillyRollbar posted:A BYOB internship
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2020 16:39 |
Goons Are Great posted:where did you get that photo of the mod forum
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2020 21:12 |
The Clowner posted:bringing the dog along to get the free timbits for myself if you don't at least cut the dog in idk if we can be friends
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2020 08:39 |
kale seitan
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2020 23:26 |
if you don't like reggae then get out of my house
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 02:58 |
owlhawk911 posted:if you don't like reggae then get out of my house me gwan post down babylon
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# ¿ May 16, 2020 10:33 |
barfdog posted:being so gargantuan in height that i lie about being short on my dating profiles i am a mere 6'3", perfectly compatible with modern furniture and appliances. i fit in a regular car, and buy clothes at a store
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# ¿ May 19, 2020 19:58 |
i have never been painted green and used to advertise canned vegetables
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# ¿ May 19, 2020 19:59 |
Gene Hackman Fan posted:Oh you're watching the Scandinavian edition? Because the US version just had seventeen slots marked 'zero' and one slot with 'blue angel flyby'
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# ¿ May 24, 2020 04:27 |
happiness hah, penis
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# ¿ May 27, 2020 12:08 |
alnilam posted:hah, penis is a warm gun
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# ¿ May 28, 2020 06:03 |
death drives a pale geo metro
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# ¿ May 29, 2020 21:02 |
Gene Hackman Fan posted:being sure to carefully pronounce both asses in 'assassinated' i always am, otherwise no one would know what i meant. is there another way to say it?
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# ¿ May 30, 2020 02:52 |
rear end-rear end-in
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# ¿ May 30, 2020 05:16 |
Finger Prince posted:The assassin is a creature of shadow. The sassassin is a creature of shade.
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# ¿ May 30, 2020 19:22 |
google THIS posted:I had some belated inspiration and made this and didn't bother to check if the Disney thread was already goldmined first so now it's going here this is so important
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2020 09:09 |
deep dish peat moss posted:race commissioner, looking at the `Favorite Racer?` question on the driver's race application form: "oh, they meant that Mario"
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 07:02 |
Yinlock posted:tom, car #8 seems to have someone riding on the back shoving what appears to be mushrooms up the exhaust pipe amateurs. everyone knows mushrooms go in the intake
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2020 21:15 |
gary oldmans diary posted:a dog with horrendous farts stalks byob campers and byob camp counselors at camp fart lake quit listening in to my therapy sessions
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2020 14:49 |
Prurient Squid posted:Sentiency. But attributed to something outlandish. everytime you see this it's like "dang, sure sucks to be a toaster or a wooden duck or w/e" but i would like to see one where the object is chill with its situation and just kicks back
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2020 17:59 |
jpeg posted:Clifford the Big Red Rocket lmao noooo
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2020 20:49 |
Yinlock posted:a wedding crasher who isn't there to pick up girls or anything, he just genuinely loves weddings it's this + free food, slangin' d never even crossed my mind
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2020 08:05 |
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 04:16 |
nut posted:*looks longingly out the patio window onto a beautiful summer day* always for love, never from fear
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2020 20:31 |