if firetruck was my favorite word i would have to make it clear to people that

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Macnult

it is NOT because it begins with F and ends with UCK

# ? Apr 19, 2017 20:50

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 10:55

Macnult

Getting someone to spell icup? Hilarious. Telling Josh, the new kid who has been blind since birth, to spell icup? messed up imo

# ? Apr 19, 2017 20:51

Macnult

I feel cheated by that survey. I gave them my name, the color of the sky, told them the opposite of down and what do I get? A loud buzzer telling me I blew up. Well the jokes on them because I most certainly am still intact, but I will admit my patience is running thin

# ? Apr 19, 2017 20:52

FutonForensic

i will not have you drag the Zukyurdik family name through the mud with your sickening propositions. my parents Will and Ivana are greatly respected members of this community

# ? Apr 19, 2017 21:17

Manifisto

FutonForensic posted:

i will not have you drag the Zukyurdik family name through the mud with your sickening propositions. my parents Will and Ivana are greatly respected members of this community

it's pronounced like "ZOOK your dick," get your mind out of the gutter!

# ? Apr 19, 2017 22:05

deep dish peat moss

f*****uck

# ? Apr 19, 2017 22:10

Arrhythmia

No, we are very passionate about writing and were founded by fifteen brothers. I will not take your slander.

# ? Apr 19, 2017 22:42

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

Pen15 Club changes their name to PenXV Club. New membership numbers plummet.

# ? Apr 19, 2017 23:17

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

excuse me sir, but we sell PENS here on penisland.net

e: penisland.com is malware lol

# ? Apr 19, 2017 23:23

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

penisland.com - disgusting inappropriate virus website

penisland.net - The highest quality wood or plastic pens a person could ever purchase.

# ? Apr 19, 2017 23:28

alnilam

Dear Advice column,
I recently got my briefcase monogrammed. I think it looks really nice, especially the nice way they diagonally arranged the letters. But for some reason everyone keeps laughing when they see it! My boss even called me immature. I don't get it - what's more adult than a custom monogrammed briefcase? What gives?
Sincerely,
Lawrence A. Ogden

# ? Apr 19, 2017 23:31

Macnult

Putty posted:

penisland.com - disgusting inappropriate virus website

penisland.net - The highest quality wood or plastic pens a person could ever purchase.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 00:03

cda: by Hand Knit

interesting idea for a thread, OP, but my favorite word is firetruck, and it's nothing like you've imagined

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# ? Apr 20, 2017 02:52

Macnult

cda posted:

interesting idea for a thread, OP, but my favorite word is firetruck, and it's nothing like you've imagined

care to elaborate b/c this sounds like quite the firetruck

# ? Apr 20, 2017 03:03

Fuck My Ass

FIRETRUCKS!!!!!!

Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 03:31

Macnult

gently caress My rear end posted:

FIRETRUCKS!!!!!!

# ? Apr 20, 2017 03:33

Macnult

if firetruck was my favorite word i would feel obligated to also have it be my favorite vehicle

# ? Apr 20, 2017 03:33

alnilam

Macnult posted:

if firetruck was my favorite word i would feel obligated to also have it be my favorite vehicle

It's not??!

# ? Apr 20, 2017 12:21

cda: by Hand Knit

gently caress My rear end posted:

FIRETRUCKS!!!!!!

Firetruckin'-A bro :hfive:

# ? Apr 20, 2017 13:51

cda: by Hand Knit

Macnult posted:

if firetruck was my favorite word i would feel obligated to also have it be my favorite vehicle

See that's what I'm saying, you just don't know what you're talking about. It's not your fault tho, firetruck isn't your favorite word

# ? Apr 20, 2017 13:52

cda: by Hand Knit

My favorite vehicle is a hellcat, my favorite word is firetruck and my favorite food? Pieces of poo poo like you for breakfast.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 13:53

DragQueenofAngmar: You shall not pass!

alnilam posted:

Dear Advice column,
I recently got my briefcase monogrammed. I think it looks really nice, especially the nice way they diagonally arranged the letters. But for some reason everyone keeps laughing when they see it! My boss even called me immature. I don't get it - what's more adult than a custom monogrammed briefcase? What gives?
Sincerely,
Lawrence A. Ogden

im too dumb to get the joke

# ? Apr 20, 2017 21:44

alnilam

maybe it's regional but joining the LAO club was almost a big a deal as the pen-15 club in middle school

you kinda connect the letters diagonally and then turn it upside down and it looks like a dude sitting on a chair jacking it

# ? Apr 20, 2017 21:56

DragQueenofAngmar: You shall not pass!

alnilam posted:

maybe it's regional but joining the LAO club was almost a big a deal as the pen-15 club in middle school

you kinda connect the letters diagonally and then turn it upside down and it looks like a dude sitting on a chair jacking it

now i feel like my childhood was incomplete :/

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:02

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

deep dish peat moss posted:

f*****uck

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:15

Macnult

alnilam posted:

maybe it's regional but joining the LAO club was almost a big a deal as the pen-15 club in middle school

you kinda connect the letters diagonally and then turn it upside down and it looks like a dude sitting on a chair jacking it

The LAO was official, everything written on paper

# ? Apr 20, 2017 22:36

Fuck My Ass

cda posted:

My favorite vehicle is a hellcat, my favorite word is firetruck and my favorite food? Pieces of poo poo like you for breakfast.

Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

# ? Apr 20, 2017 23:09

FactsAreUseless

If firetruck was my favorite word people would ask me about that, and I'd tell them about the fire, and what happened, and I'd tell them about the trucks, and what happened then, and then they'd understand why it is my favorite word.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 01:49

FactsAreUseless

But it isn't. So when people ask about the fire, I just tell them what happened, and when they ask where the firetruck was, I tell them what happened then, and they understand why it isn't my favorite word.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 01:48

FactsAreUseless

So I guess that's just the thing I could say, about the fire, and it's weighed against the thing I do say, and that's how it is, and that's how it's going to continue.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 01:49

cda: by Hand Knit

Thank you for using firetruck, my favorite word, in two of your three posts. If I can suggest one improvement, it would be to use firetruck in the other post as well.

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# ? Apr 21, 2017 01:50

FactsAreUseless

cda posted:

Thank you for using firetruck, my favorite word, in two of your three posts. If I can suggest one improvement, it would be to use firetruck in the other post as well.

Thank you very much, c d a , for your feedback. Due to a high volume of comments and emails, we can't respond to all of them. However, c d a , your feedback is appreciated.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 01:51

cda: by Hand Knit

FactsAreUseless posted:

Thank you very much, c d a , for your firetruck. Due to a high volume of comments and emails, we can't respond to all of them. However, c d a , your firetruck is appreciated.

ftfy

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# ? Apr 21, 2017 01:52

FactsAreUseless

cda posted:

ftfy

Thank you very fire, fire, fire, fire-- [at this point, the system prints 15 pages of gibberish, which have been cut for space] truck. Thank firetruck, c d a , c d a , c d a , due to a high volume of thank you, due to a high volume of firetruck, we can't firetruck. However, how ev er, how firetruck, firetrucker, your feedback is

firetruck is appreciated.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 01:54

Manifisto

FactsAreUseless posted:

Thank you very fire, fire, fire, fire-- [at this point, the system prints 15 pages of gibberish, which have been cut for space] truck. Thank firetruck, c d a , c d a , c d a , due to a high volume of thank you, due to a high volume of firetruck, we can't firetruck. However, how ev er, how firetruck, firetrucker, your feedback is

firetruck is appreciated.

fuckin lol

# ? Apr 21, 2017 02:00

alnilam

FactsAreUseless posted:

Thank you very fire, fire, fire, fire-- [at this point, the system prints 15 pages of gibberish, which have been cut for space] truck. Thank firetruck, c d a , c d a , c d a , due to a high volume of thank you, due to a high volume of firetruck, we can't firetruck. However, how ev er, how firetruck, firetrucker, your feedback is

firetruck is appreciated.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 02:44

Fuck My Ass

FactsAreUseless posted:

Thank you very fire, fire, fire, fire-- [at this point, the system prints 15 pages of gibberish, which have been cut for space] truck. Thank firetruck, c d a , c d a , c d a , due to a high volume of thank you, due to a high volume of firetruck, we can't firetruck. However, how ev er, how firetruck, firetrucker, your feedback is

firetruck is appreciated.

LOTS OF FIRETRUCKS!!!!!!!

Thank you, very nice I like. For the insanely win sig.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 03:20

Impkins Patootie

i had a slight speech impediment when i was real young and used to say 'hire truck'

ppl thought it was so cute tho i got fixed so win win i suppose

# ? Apr 21, 2017 04:39

Macnult

FactsAreUseless posted:

Thank you very fire, fire, fire, fire-- [at this point, the system prints 15 pages of gibberish, which have been cut for space] truck. Thank firetruck, c d a , c d a , c d a , due to a high volume of thank you, due to a high volume of firetruck, we can't firetruck. However, how ev er, how firetruck, firetrucker, your feedback is

firetruck is appreciated.

# ? Apr 21, 2017 05:31

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 10:55

Macnult

King of the Beach posted:

i had a slight speech impediment when i was real young and used to say 'hire truck'

ppl thought it was so cute tho i got fixed so win win i suppose

my younger brother used to innocently drop the F bomb at firetrucks when pronouncing firetruck. he also hated firetrucks because of how loud they were, but that had nothing to do with the mispronunciation

# ? Apr 21, 2017 05:33

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