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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_X-Play_characters
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the genius on display... incredible
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Apr 20, 2017 03:17
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Awesome
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Apr 20, 2017 03:20
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I miss X-Play.
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Apr 20, 2017 03:23
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Electric Playground > X-Play
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Apr 20, 2017 03:42
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Sweet, a link to the mobile version of wikipedia. Snoogans.
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Apr 20, 2017 03:44
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Alternate X" Adam and Morgan: A version of Adam and Morgan from an alternate universe where (according to "Earth Prime" Morgan) "X-Play turned out ... lame"; instead of being completely cynical and filled with hate, "Alternate X" Adam and Morgan love their fans and do everything they can to make their world a better place (their version of X-Play even won a Peabody Award). It should also be noted that "Alternate X" Adam has long flowing hair, while "Alternate X" Morgan dresses like a soccer mom.
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Apr 20, 2017 03:45
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Private Ball-Bag: A lowly recruit going through boot camp in the Bulletstorm universe, who giggles when his commanding officer says "Nothing quite like the smell of manmeat in the morning," which earns him a round of gunfire in the rear end (Fire in the Hole)
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Apr 20, 2017 03:47
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Sweet, a link to the mobile version of wikipedia. Snoogans.
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Apr 20, 2017 03:49
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"Astronaut John Glenn": Supposedly, the former astronaut and US Senator will contact X-Play via telephone during reviews of space-themed video games ... However, the conversations will stray from Glenn's experience in space exploration and devolve into his bizarre sexual fetishes. For example, during Blair Butler's review of Sword of the Stars, the faux-Glenn claimed that he invented such sexual positions as the Reverse Apollo Landing and the Alabama Black Hole (NOTE: During X-Play's review of Star Fox Command, Glenn revealed that his furry nickname is Mousey McCheesepaws).
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Apr 20, 2017 03:49
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Black Baby Goku posted:Private Ball-Bag: A lowly recruit going through boot camp in the Bulletstorm universe, who giggles when his commanding officer says "Nothing quite like the smell of manmeat in the morning," which earns him a round of gunfire in the rear end (Fire in the Hole)
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Apr 20, 2017 03:49
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Dr. Heimlich Betzer: A German "scientist" who (supposedly) holds a PHD in "Suckology", and has written the book Sweet Christ, That Sucked! Basically, he's an expert at telling you how much something sucks
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Apr 20, 2017 03:49
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Shad Grimgravy was epic.
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Apr 20, 2017 03:49
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I think it's cool of the OP to show he has a phone. Really loving fancy of him, having a phone which not everyone has. Fucktard.
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Apr 20, 2017 03:49
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Plebian Parasite posted:"Astronaut John Glenn": Supposedly, the former astronaut and US Senator will contact X-Play via telephone during reviews of space-themed video games ... However, the conversations will stray from Glenn's experience in space exploration and devolve into his bizarre sexual fetishes. For example, during Blair Butler's review of Sword of the Stars, the faux-Glenn claimed that he invented such sexual positions as the Reverse Apollo Landing and the Alabama Black Hole (NOTE: During X-Play's review of Star Fox Command, Glenn revealed that his furry nickname is Mousey McCheesepaws). lol
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Apr 20, 2017 03:49
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Plutonis posted:I think it's cool of the OP to show he has a phone. Really loving fancy of him, having a phone which not everyone has. Fucktard. you don't have a phone lol
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Apr 20, 2017 03:49
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Billy the Pokémon fan: An obsessed fan of the Pokémon series of video games, who will take on the alter ego of "Billychu" whenever he is frightened. Billy eventually decides that he needs to "grow up" and abandon such juvenile pleasures ... so he moves on to Yu-Gi-Oh!.
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Apr 20, 2017 03:50
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Shirt-No-Eric: see Morgan-San and Adam-San Shirtless Eric: see Interns
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Apr 20, 2017 03:52
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I need to watch X-Play: "Solid Snake": An obese parody of the popular Metal Gear Solid character
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Apr 20, 2017 03:51
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"Cloud Strife": see Cyborg Pirate
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Apr 20, 2017 03:56
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"Edward Cullen": A parody of the vampire character from the "Twilight" movies, who appeared in the fictitious movie trailer Twilight: Modern Warfare 2. Alongside his werewolf partner "Jacob Black", the two heroes (codenamed Sparkle and Moonbeam respectively) find themselves in the Kandahar province of Afghanistan fighting as squadmates alongside "Soap" and "Roach" from the popular shooter, mainly because "Activision needed to figure out a way to sell Call of Duty to 13-year-old girls and middle-aged women."
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Apr 20, 2017 03:57
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Telly The FCC Standards & Practices Vole: A prudish rodent with a monocle and pimp hat who is always on the lookout for FCC standards violations.
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Apr 20, 2017 04:00
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Link Lannister: see Stark, Mario
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Apr 20, 2017 04:05
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Black Baby Goku posted:I need to watch X-Play: It was really good to 13 year old me
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Apr 20, 2017 04:09
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Morgan Webb Bare Midriff *the soul of matthew the man glows bright*
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Apr 20, 2017 04:13
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Black Baby Goku posted:Morgan Webb Bare Midriff 
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Apr 20, 2017 04:18
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Black Baby Goku posted:Billy the Pokémon fan: An obsessed fan of the Pokémon series of video games, who will take on the alter ego of "Billychu" whenever he is frightened. Billy eventually decides that he needs to "grow up" and abandon such juvenile pleasures ... so he moves on to Yu-Gi-Oh!.
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Apr 20, 2017 04:25
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Black Baby Goku posted:Private Ball-Bag: A lowly recruit going through boot camp in the Bulletstorm universe, who giggles when his commanding officer says "Nothing quite like the smell of manmeat in the morning," which earns him a round of gunfire in the rear end (Fire in the Hole) Lol
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Apr 20, 2017 04:46
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Plebian Parasite posted:Link Lannister: see Stark, Mario lol
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Apr 20, 2017 04:57
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Madea Chief: A parody of the character Mable "Madea" Simmons, used in the skit Tyler Perry's Halo Family Reunion, which imagines what it would be like if Mr. Perry created a movie using characters from the Halo universe. First Appearance: Episode No. 20080118 Performed by: Unknown
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Apr 20, 2017 05:04
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Lumpy the Cook posted:Madea Chief: A parody of the character Mable "Madea" Simmons, used in the skit Tyler Perry's Halo Family Reunion, which imagines what it would be like if Mr. Perry created a movie using characters from the Halo universe.
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Apr 20, 2017 05:06
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Lmfao
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Apr 20, 2017 05:06
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this was basically them at the bethesda thing https://youtu.be/odXFXhHAI-k
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Apr 20, 2017 05:09
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Thumbless Ted: An avid gamer who lost both thumbs in separate incidents at the 1998 E3 event - first, he was going to try out the new game The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, when another gamer grabbed at the N64 controller and pulled it out of his hand so violently that his right thumb went along with it. Then, as Ted staggered outside, a rabid fanboy was running down the street with a pair of scissors (claiming that he had cut off a lock of Hironobu Sakaguchi's hair) and accidentally snipped off the other thumb. He later dies after entering a stickshift car, not being able to change gears.
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Apr 20, 2017 05:10
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Dr. Heimlich Betzer: A German "scientist" who (supposedly) holds a PHD in "Suckology", and has written the book Sweet Christ, That Sucked! Basically, he's an expert at telling you how much something sucks; for example, the game Bomberman: Act Zero falls somewhere in between Lady in the Water and the black plague.
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Apr 20, 2017 05:11
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Yu-Gi-Oh! Gang: A group of youngsters who dress and talk like street-tough gangsta-rappers, only their specialty is playing Yu-Gi-Oh! card battle games. They eventually recruit Billy the Pokémon fan into their ranks, although just because he's "one of them" doesn't mean that he won't get a beat-down every now and then. First Appearance: Episode No. 5113 Performed by: Little John (Albert Iskander), Unnamed Accomplice (Eric Acasio), Unnamed Accomplice 2 (Show Editor, John French), The Yu-Gi-Ho (Alisa Chieves)
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Apr 20, 2017 05:12
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The Cliff Bleszinski 4.0: It was "revealed" during an X-Play comedy skit that the original game designer was gunned down by a gang of vicious cyberpunks over a decade ago, and that the founders of Epic Games decided to rebuild him as a titanium-based cyborg. The model has gone through a series of upgrades over the years (they were not thrilled with the addition of frosted tips), but the latest version - 4.0 - has been described as "near perfect" (although director of production Rod Fergusson does carry around a "kill switch" because he's afraid of getting his arm ripped off). First Appearance: Episode No. 20111010 Performed by: Cliff Bleszinski
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Apr 20, 2017 05:13
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Retarded_Clown_ posted:The Cliff Bleszinski 4.0: It was "revealed" during an X-Play comedy skit that the original game designer was gunned down by a gang of vicious cyberpunks over a decade ago, and that the founders of Epic Games decided to rebuild him as a titanium-based cyborg. The model has gone through a series of upgrades over the years (they were not thrilled with the addition of frosted tips), but the latest version - 4.0 - has been described as "near perfect" (although director of production Rod Fergusson does carry around a "kill switch" because he's afraid of getting his arm ripped off). lol
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Apr 20, 2017 05:13
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Drunk Link: X-Play's parody of the hero of the Legend of Zelda series, portrayed as an alcoholic stalker (he must drown his sorrows in liquor because "that dumb bitch Zelda can't stay outta trouble" [1]).
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Apr 20, 2017 05:15
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The Dubstep Guy: This person harasses two male office workers (Jim and Glen) by taking their everyday mundane activities - ordering pants over the phone, eating lunch, shaking hands - and "improving" them through the use of dubstep. First Appearance: Episode No. 20121017 Performed by: Dubstep Guy (Unknown), Jim (Unknown), Glen (Unknown)
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