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Dawgstar posted:The Wizard's RiffTrax is very funny and makes me wish I could apologize to my dad for incessantly nagging him to take me so I could see a few scant moments of Super Mario Bros. 3. This is one of my favorites because I remember seeing the movie many many times on some kids' network in the 90s.
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It’s time cop.
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RandolphCarter posted:It’s time cop. Delightful! The more Ron Silver the better.
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Mar 3, 2025 02:21
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The Kickstarter for Timecop has officially started. They're recording the show in Nashville in June, though it won't be shown in theaters until August. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rifftrax/rifftrax-live-2025
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Mar 3, 2025 19:27
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There was a Timecop tv series in the 90s. It wasn't very good but did have two interesting concepts, first was the titular Timecop organization learning that they were actually living in an altered timeline when they discovered evidence of time travelers that weren't setting off their alarms and that said time travelers who altered the timeline were from even further in the future.
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Mar 3, 2025 21:18
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i watched Timecop TV with friends and we kept joking about how the show really wants you to think that Logan Timecop is cool and doesn't need to play by the rules. he keeps going back in time and then flirting with or loving the focal lady character of each episode. logan's created a massive fractal of family trees. and then multiple historical figures are like "dammit Logan you're the best there ever was. or my name's not ben franklin" there's also an episode where Bruce Campbell is his best friend that was never in the series before until that very episode. and Kurt Fuller has a recurring role as a sassy nerd
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Mar 3, 2025 21:22
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Timecop should be amazing. That movie is just awful, is loaded with anachronistic Future Things, and stuffed with terrible FX. If you haven’t seen it, just wait until you see the cars…
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Dr_Strangelove posted:Timecop should be amazing. That movie is just awful, is loaded with anachronistic Future Things, and stuffed with terrible FX. Also SPLITS.
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Dawgstar posted:Also SPLITS. SPLITS in the KITCHEN during a FIGHT
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Mar 4, 2025 05:47
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Timecop is a really entertaining movie but also has some really goofy stuff and one of the worst CGI scenes of the 90s so it's perfect for this. I wasn't interested in Point Break being riffed but Timecop is ideal.
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Another Bill posted:Nice ty! I saw Evil Dead the Musical last week and it was incredible. If you ever get the chance, go see it. Preferably in the splatter zone. So, I am surprised this show is still around in 2025. I saw it in Vegas in the early 2010s (2011?) and it was fun, but very very low rent. Poor sound quality, couldn't understand the lyrics, etc. Would love to see how it has evolved. I kept my blood-splattered shirt unwashed until 2023 when my mother, helping me move houses, found it and washed it "because it was filthy". Now I have a pink Evil Dead Live shirt, though?
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MassRafTer posted:Timecop is a really entertaining movie but also has some really goofy stuff and one of the worst CGI scenes of the 90s so it's perfect for this. I wasn't interested in Point Break being riffed but Timecop is ideal. The Point Break riff was good.
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RandolphCarter posted:The Point Break riff was good. I'm sure it is it's just not one I'm particularly interested in seeing. It can be fun when they riff average movies (and even good ones) but I'm a little pickier than weird poo poo I've never seen before.
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MassRafTer posted:weird poo poo I've never seen before. This is 99% of the movies they do in my case
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Mar 4, 2025 22:08
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Point Break was not unlike Stone Cold in that it was a movie they enjoyed despite being, you know, very dumb.
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So uh, 'Things' recently dropped on RiffTrax Friends. I now entirely get why RLM took issue with it. 
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Sardonik posted:So uh, 'Things' recently dropped on RiffTrax Friends. I now entirely get why RLM took issue with it. As the ad copy on the site itself says: "It almost feels wrong to call Things a movie. Things is more of an experience."
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I have definitely seen this movie at least three times but it completely dissipated from my memory like a flatus disappearing into air. This analogy was picked carefully.
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https://bsky.app/profile/rifftrax.com/post/3ljsrfevdes2j There's a third one??????
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ixnay posted:There's a third one?????? I haven't seen 3. 2 was bad enough when James was 'in on the joke.'
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sZZXYqhNoc Rod seems to have parlayed his slr pnl money into becoming discount Zach Galifianakis. And Rod 2.0's boss might be Stevie from Eastbound and Down?
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I couldn't not buy Birdemic 3 and holy poo poo how do you even make the color grading mistakes, did he even look at his movie when he was editing it? E: God, a whole loving HOUR before the birds show up? Amazing. Sardonik fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Mar 8, 2025 |
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Sardonik posted:I couldn't not buy Birdemic 3 and holy poo poo how do you even make the color grading mistakes, did he even look at his movie when he was editing it? According to one of the actors in the film the color grading errors are even more confusing when you find out the whole shoot was only done with one camera
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Sadly James is trying to make bad movies on purpose when he was already so good at making bad movies on accident.
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Friendly reminder that Buffalo Rider exists.
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RandolphCarter posted:Friendly reminder that Buffalo Rider exists. *Observes a moment of silence for Bandits #1 - 15*
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Presumptive RIP to Buffalo Jones's narrator grandson. Or was the baby that Jones found the narrators grandfather? I forgot.
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RandomPauI posted:Presumptive RIP to Buffalo Jones's narrator grandson. Or was the baby that Jones found the narrators grandfather? I forgot. It was the baby that primary narrator is related to. Secondary narrator's family tree is unknown.
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Secondary narrator just owed a favor. He was last seen riding off into the sunset...
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I've only seen the last five minutes of Buffalo Rider but it's kind of wild.
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Dawgstar posted:I've only seen the last five minutes of Buffalo Rider but it's kind of wild. It's up there with the last five minutes of Zindy The Swamp Boy for sure.
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I've only seen the Buffalo Rider lager jingle from that riff. Really need to watch the whole thing sometime.
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If nothing else, it once inspired me to write a poem about a guy who rides through the Old West on a triceratops.
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Buffalo Rider is just such an insane movie. I feel like a lot of people were probably hurt making it lol
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I hadn’t seen a lot of the Bridget & Mary Jo stuff before, but the other night I watched Cat Women on the Moon and it was just delightful. The ladies seem to be genuinely having a good time with the movie, which is a nice counterbalance to the guys being much more contemptuous (but understandably so). I was losing it at Bridget trying to describe what a teenage boy’s room smells like: “…also kind of like sandalwood because they’re vaping and you don’t know they are…” What else should I be watching from them?
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I caught 'The spring collection' yesterday on Twitch and it was a great Mary Jo and Bridget showcase imo
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Their version of Angels Revenge is fantastic. And it’s uncut! More scenes of rampant sexism and older actors getting paychecks.
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Splint Chesthair posted:I hadn’t seen a lot of the Bridget & Mary Jo stuff before, but the other night I watched Cat Women on the Moon and it was just delightful. The ladies seem to be genuinely having a good time with the movie, which is a nice counterbalance to the guys being much more contemptuous (but understandably so). Any of the Teen Agers series of 1940s teen comedies and any Hallmark/Lifetime-style TV movie. It's such a rich untapped vein of bad movies to make fun of.
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He Sees You When You're Sleeping is one of the most bonkers movies I've ever encountered. You wouldn't think a Mary Higgins Clark movie would have such a confused theology, but there you go.
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Deadly Instincts (or Breeders) is a weird sci-fi flick that's really fun. Rescue Me is a dumb 90's thing where Stephen Dorff tries to rescue the daughter of the Monkees' Micky Dolenz. If you want a short, there's My Mom Was Never A Kid I highly recommend.
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