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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



Here's the original article from a few years ago, then hyping up the Night of the Living Dead live riff. For those who don't want to click, the old list is:

25. A Visit to Santa
24. Know for Sure
23. Magical Disappearing Money
22. The Creeps Machine
21. The Case of Tommy Tucker
20. Courtesy: A Good Eggsample
19. If Mirrors Could Speak
18. Tic Toc Time Clock
17. More Dangerous Than Dynamite
16. Let's Pretend: Magic Sneakers
15. At Your Fingertips: Grasses
14. Safety: Harm Hides at Home
13. Join Hands, Let Go
12. The Calendar: How to Use It
11. Courtesy Counts a Lot
10. Paper and I
9. Setting Up a Room
8. Vision in the Forest
7. Beginning Responsibility: Taking Care of Your Things
6. The Clean Club
5. Drugs Are Like That
4. One Got Fat
3. What is Nothing?
2. Perc! Pop! Sprinkle!
1. Why Doesn't Cathy Eat Breakfast/Petaluma Chicken

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Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.





Biscuit Hider

Forget whether corn is grass or not, why DOESN'T Cathy eat breakfast​?!

CapnBry
Jul 15, 2002

I got this goin'

Grimey Drawer

(heavy sigh) Norman Krasner, the original short (Not the first one riffed but I think the Norman short). A short film about a man who needs to poop but can't afford it, finds out the guy in the next stall is DTF after feeling him up, wipes his rear end with the Mona Lisa, and is forever imprisoned.

I don't know if it is anywhere close to the funniest riff but this is certainly a strange short. And why is it black and white in 1974?!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Just started watching Star Games - what the gently caress is Tony Curtis doing in a sci-fi movie?


e: What the gently caress am I watching here?

Mister Kingdom fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Jun 11, 2017

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006




Grimey Drawer

CapnBry posted:

(heavy sigh) Norman Krasner, the original short (Not the first one riffed but I think the Norman short). A short film about a man who needs to poop but can't afford it, finds out the guy in the next stall is DTF after feeling him up, wipes his rear end with the Mona Lisa, and is forever imprisoned.

I don't know if it is anywhere close to the funniest riff but this is certainly a strange short. And why is it black and white in 1974?!

They were cheap short films that HBO commissioned as time filler.

Bedurndurn
Dec 4, 2008


What's the short where it's nothing but children horrifically injuring themselves on an abandoned construction site? I don't remember the name but it's basically the child equivalent of Shake Hands with Danger.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.


Mister Kingdom posted:

Just started watching Star Games - what the gently caress is Tony Curtis doing in a sci-fi movie?


e: What the gently caress am I watching here?

I asked that here when the Riff came out. Best guess is he owed the Clarks some favors or something.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006




Grimey Drawer

Danger Keep Out!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.




Smellrose

RandomPauI posted:

Danger Keep Out!

My favorite part of that short was the ending theme song performed by someone who could've made a career as a Debbie Harry impersonator.

Joe Mama Poonana
Sep 12, 2014



I think "the calendar: how to use it " is still one of my personal favs due to the memorable jackson browne impersonator playing the guitar on it

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006




Grimey Drawer

The toymaker as allegory for God is messed up because it implies God is a puppet master who starts and stops violence on a whim.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007

Without me, there is no mission.
I am the mission!


Joe Mama Poonana posted:

I think "the calendar: how to use it " is still one of my personal favs due to the memorable jackson browne impersonator playing the guitar on it

"That is clever!"
"Don't think about how clever that is!" "Noooo!"
"I can't think about how clever that is!!!"

Ladies and gentlement, Rifftrax is canceled.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Uninvited has Hobgoblins-level puppetry.

Vicissitude
Jan 26, 2004

You ever do the chicken dance at a wake? That really bothers people.


Like a balloon full of sadness, slowly deflating.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.





Biscuit Hider

Shorts Extravaganza tomorrow! I saw Trace and Frank do a short about office etiquette when they came to town, wonder if that's the one they're bringing.

It's like Duties of a Secretary but with more eating at your desk.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012






Uninvited is pretty great. It's one I've been hoping they would do for a while now, and the wait was worth it!

What happens on Spring Break, stays in your system until the antibiotics kick in!

crowbb
Feb 25, 2013


Slippery Tilde

Man, I am disappointed the theater I usually go to for Rifftrax Live stuff doesn't have today's show for some reason. I hope this is just a "Too many summer blockbusters out at once" thing and not a permanent issue.

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

TOOT TOOT
All aboard!


crowbb posted:

Man, I am disappointed the theater I usually go to for Rifftrax Live stuff doesn't have today's show for some reason. I hope this is just a "Too many summer blockbusters out at once" thing and not a permanent issue.

My theater is doing it too. I have to make a 30 minute trip now to see this. Haven't missed on yet

BigRed0427
Mar 22, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.



anyone else at tonight's Rifftrax show? I'm a little worried because my theatre is playing a TMBG song but the lyrics are barely audible. I was wondering if this was everywhere or out theatre.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



My theater isn't even doing the slides, which sucks.

Never mind they just started

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Yes the sound is weird in this theatre too

BigRed0427
Mar 22, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.



muscles like this! posted:

Yes the sound is weird in this theatre too

poo poo, and I just told a manager about the problem. It is the feed? Uh oh. 😰

Edit: and now no sound at all. God dammit!

BigRed0427 fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Jun 15, 2017

CrimsonAuthor
Nov 14, 2006


muscles like this! posted:

My theater isn't even doing the slides, which sucks.

Never mind they just started

Mine neither. I hope someone here took pictures of them?

Tragedienne
Sep 7, 2007

"I need your stage no longer. I dance for myself."


Really wanted to see this tonight, but they skipped the nearby theater for all of them this year. Which is a shame, since we'd been getting the live shows since they started.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012

Rise up - for you the flag is flung - for you the bugle trills



glad I have to wait for the encore show if the sound is hosed up tonight

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

TOOT TOOT
All aboard!


We lost signal due to weather. I now know they do the broadcast through PPV with Dish Network.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006




Grimey Drawer

Will the problem be fixed by the pst showing? Should I try for the encore?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.


Isn’t Lowtax doing a video for one of these live shows?

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post



What the gently caress was that

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Breadallelogram posted:

glad I have to wait for the encore show if the sound is hosed up tonight

Don't know about anyone else but it turned out fine

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post



muscles like this! posted:

Don't know about anyone else but it turned out fine
And we all lived to regret it

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

The Timeless Child is THE DOCTOR? Oh, for God's sake!


Top Cop

CrashCat posted:

What the gently caress was that

Sentient burlap bags, what do you THINK it was?

Drastic Actions
Apr 7, 2009

FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!


Nap Ghost

CrashCat posted:

What the gently caress was that

I understood it fully, not my fault you couldn’t “get it”

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Thanks Pham


Maybe my life is one big David Lynch film.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Balls, everybody.

Double Agent
Mar 28, 2005

Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.


Hail Hydra.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?


all-Rush mixtape posted:

Sentient burlap bags, what do you THINK it was?

Baggs. Two "g"s.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Do Trace and Frank have a digital version of their show you can buy online? Because they're still great but they never tour anywhere near me.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?



CrashCat posted:

What the gently caress was that

Hillbilly Jim?

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Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012






Here are most of the slides: https://imgur.com/a/gqKk9

(I will fill in the ones I missed after I go to the replay.)

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