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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Eh.



Watching Fungicide right now, and I never thought I'd see a scene that would make the "yard rake fight" segment from Hobgoblins look good, but Major Wang and Rassle Guy lightly tapping sticks against each other sure as hell did it.

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Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017





Filipino crotch fighting!

(Woops, wrong thread.)

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.


Barudak posted:

Sold.

drat, Phyllis is good at this

man, that was a fun short

Barudak
May 7, 2007



Phyllis Diller's Garage Sale is fantastic. Its just the right level of stupid and weirdly charming and the insurance bit is such a weird aside I'd never thought about before

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Its kind of funny how long they've been referencing Henry Slinkman in riffs.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Barudak posted:

Phyllis Diller's Garage Sale is fantastic. Its just the right level of stupid and weirdly charming and the insurance bit is such a weird aside I'd never thought about before

Its so goddamn bizarre because she's running around constantly vamping but also giving usable advice?

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.


i love how phyllis is like “if they don’t work (likemyhusbandfang)” and they just laugh at how she crams that in there

it never would have occurred to me to check with insurance, or to serve coffee!

nishi koichi fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Mar 13, 2021

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017





muscles like this! posted:

Its so goddamn bizarre because she's running around constantly vamping but also giving usable advice?

I think saying Phyllis was vamping might be a needless redudancy.

It's a brilliant short.

Barudak
May 7, 2007



Like right in the middle of the 8th facelift joke Phyllis is like "nobody gets to use your house or your bathroom". Its weirdly good stuff all around. I learned how to write a newspaper ad (clean)

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Ztewn_KwM
Rifftrax has uploaded The Guy From Harlem to their Youtube channel.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I wish I had a son to kick me in the nuts.





Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop drinking J&B scotch.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




I have to start searing steaks and punching jive turkeys.

Barudak
May 7, 2007



Everytime I watch Guy From Harlem I forget its like two unrelated films bolted together like its a tv pilot made into a film but its not, this is it.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




It's less a movie and more a vague idea that formed on celluloid by itself, like a slime mold growing on rotting leaves.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW



Why’d we upload this movie to YouTube? For TWO reasons... that are very important to me and my happiness.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017





Another Bill posted:

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop drinking J&B scotch.

"Sir, would you like a REAL scotch? J&B is literally the w-"

The Guy taught me blaxploitation could be boring. I never knew.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.


Lumbermouth posted:

Why’d we upload this movie to YouTube? For TWO reasons... that are very important to me and my happiness.

THE FIRST!... it’s... kinda personal

BrewingTea
Jun 2, 2004



I like to think he ordered the steaks that way so he could tell if it was a setup. Smell burnt meat = real room service?

I might be giving them too much credit.

Fezz
Aug 31, 2001
You should feel ashamed.

Ice Cream Man is now available on imdb.tv. why is this kid trying to pretend he's a fat kid when he's clearly not?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




THAT is your one question about the film?! Let me add some background knowledge on this crazy ride: this is the director's sole effort at mainstream cinema, being that he made his living off porn including Edward Penishands

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017





Also yes, they put a pillow under the kid's shirt.

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I wish I had a son to kick me in the nuts.





By popular demand posted:

porn including Edward Penishands

If there was ever a porno that demanded riffs.

( its exactly what it sounds like and its hilarious)

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.


i’ve been watching blood theatre a lot lately, it’s hypnotically bad and the guys sound like they’re having fun

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?





Figured this was relevant for this thread: Florida's Pirates World and its Rock 'n' Roll Downfall

Sadly, there's not one mention of ice cream and/or bunnies.

AvesPKS
Sep 26, 2004

I don't dance unless I'm totally wasted.

nishi koichi posted:

i’ve been watching blood theatre a lot lately, it’s hypnotically bad and the guys sound like they’re having fun

Good riff. It's an awful looking early 80s world but at least it's well lit. One part of the soundtrack reminds me of 70s educational films and I kept waiting for a tranquilized man with a deep voice to start narrating about the movie industry or something. It never gets bad enough that MKB get pissed though and that's kind of one of my favorite parts of riffs. But this category also includes Missile X and maybe Psycho 2? if I'm remembering correctly and those are 2 of my favorites. I feel like with these, they have a few bits of charm or charisma just by themselves which adds to the overall watch ability, in a way that any of the Transformers movies do not, or like Birdemic or Subspecies IV or Rats: Night of Terror or The Dark Power or Alien Outlaw or The Sword and the Sorcerer or Attack of the Super Monsters or ROTOR, where the whole thing is a dumpster fire from top to bottom

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.


AvesPKS posted:

Good riff. It's an awful looking early 80s world but at least it's well lit. One part of the soundtrack reminds me of 70s educational films and I kept waiting for a tranquilized man with a deep voice to start narrating about the movie industry or something. It never gets bad enough that MKB get pissed though and that's kind of one of my favorite parts of riffs. But this category also includes Missile X and maybe Psycho 2? if I'm remembering correctly and those are 2 of my favorites. I feel like with these, they have a few bits of charm or charisma just by themselves which adds to the overall watch ability, in a way that any of the Transformers movies do not, or like Birdemic or Subspecies IV or Rats: Night of Terror or The Dark Power or Alien Outlaw or The Sword and the Sorcerer or Attack of the Super Monsters or ROTOR, where the whole thing is a dumpster fire from top to bottom

the theater preview for “clown whores of hollywood”, (actually, that entire scene with the topless blonde woman screaming at everyone in the theater) is like, the definition of “so bad it’s good”. like, she goes “sit on this, bitch” (WHY IS SHE DUBBED?!) and i loving lose it every time

AvesPKS
Sep 26, 2004

I don't dance unless I'm totally wasted.

nishi koichi posted:

the theater preview for “clown whores of hollywood”, (actually, that entire scene with the topless blonde woman screaming at everyone in the theater) is like, the definition of “so bad it’s good”. like, she goes “sit on this, bitch” (WHY IS SHE DUBBED?!) and i loving lose it every time

It would fit right in the fake previews in Grindhouse, almost made me think it was self aware. Or, alternatively, someone just decided to have fun making the movie for 5 minutes

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Bridget and Mary Jo riff Wonder Woman 1984. I wonder if this is the longest riffed movie.

Billy Gnosis
May 18, 2006

Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.


muscles like this! posted:

Bridget and Mary Jo riff Wonder Woman 1984. I wonder if this is the longest riffed movie.

They did BvsS, is this longer?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Billy Gnosis posted:

They did BvsS, is this longer?

Looking they also did Endgame but I think Batman v Superman barely edges that out.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

Changeman! And Not A Moment Too Soon!


muscles like this! posted:

Looking they also did Endgame but I think Batman v Superman barely edges that out.

Not if they only did the theatrical BvS

BvS theatrical is only 2 hours 32 minutes, a minute longer than WW84

Endgame is 3 hours 1 minute, which is basically the same as BvS Ultimate Edition

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



https://twitter.com/RiffTrax/status/1378086181951336450

MrMidnight
Aug 2, 2006



I'm pretty much VOD only. I wager that's how many folks are.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



I also am pretty much only VOD. I was never really a fan of trying to get everything synched up.

Bedurndurn
Dec 4, 2008


I feel like if they want to sell MP3s, they should just be a literal audio track I can sync to the movie I just downloaded. We both know how I'm going to be using it. loving around with syncing and ducking the audio is like 2 hours of work.

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013




For me syncing with their app is pretty simple, and I don't even use the auto-sync because of the banter in the intro

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Bedurndurn posted:

loving around with syncing and ducking the audio is like 2 hours of work.

If you count processing time. There's only about 15-20 minutes actual work in my experience and I've done all of the just-the-jokes riffs.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Speaking of VODs, I'm watching "A Word to the Wives" which is a short about fancy modern kitchens and something that's absolutely bonkers is how scrawny all the wives are. (Also it stars a young Darren McGavin)

flesh dance
May 6, 2009





I only tried just-the-jokes once when the app that was supposed to sync it automatically gave everyone a few star wars riffs for free. That was a longass time ago and maybe it's been improved since then, but it kept loving up on me

I enjoy the VOD shorts and weird b-movies far more than blockbusters anyhow, that's why I loved mst3k after all

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nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.


yeah, i definitely prefer the cheesy, obscure stuff.

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