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Just wanted to that "Ready Player One" is a movie by and for basic bitches, but that the Riff is terrific.
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I had just recommended the Ready Player One riff, but I haven't seen any other riffs lately.
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BTW this guy uploads old mst3k soundtracks attached to higher quality grabs of the movies, sans host segments and such.
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Nov 23, 2018 18:52
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just previewed Ice Cream Man and I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE, didn't find anything called "Striker" though.
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Ice Cream Man was more baffling than funny to me though the third act revs up the crazy both intentional and not. turns out this was the director's one and only foray into non-pornographic films, the only other notable film of his is Edward Penishands +2 sequels
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The short "Drugs are like that" is a pro watch, you never knew just how many things are like drugs!
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Good on the Rifftrax crew for powering through A Talking Cat!?! and not losing their minds until the end credits, which I found hilarious.
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I wish I had bought more at the Black Friday sale, now I can't just say to myself that I gotta SAVE SAVE SAVE by buying more and budget be damned.
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Hells bells  Xmas sale it's time to get into a mindfuck
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I finally got to watch the first episode of Stranger Things and the Riff wasn't enough to prevent me from getting really angry at the show. I watched Charlie's Christmas Secret to calm down, which I can actually recommend, the first ten minutes are completely over the top Depressive capitalism land and there's a jaunty little electronica rendition of an Xmas tune in the department store.
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I just found it to be highly formulaic and lazily written and directed. Directors everywhere beware: loud dramatic music does not a drama make. Also are allowed not to keep entire scenes in which nothing actually happens.
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RandomPauI posted:Is the Santa summer home worth it? Just watched it and was disappointed, it's nowhere as crazy as ATC!?!. also Two kickass martial artists on the cast and not a single action scene is the worst decision ever.
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Finally got to Balloon Land I was not prepared.Around the middle part it lulls you into believing you've seen everything it has to offer, but as Pinhead likes to say "You ain't seen poo poo boyo!" TCC and armchair psychologists are going to debate the narrator's mental state for decades to come.
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The Crew Promised a Christmas experience to rival the dredded Ice Cream Bunny and they delivered, Christmas Circus is all that.
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Rewatching Rollergator, I don't find it as funny as other people here but it just struck me that Joe Estevez looks and acts more like a puppet than the titular Gator. e: 
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Dec 30, 2018 14:41
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IM SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE GUITAR NOODELING Anyway 'The Dark' is indeed about 80% darkness and 15% plot (last 5% reserved for ugly) The only thing I can recommend from this day's watching is 'The Miami Connection'
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Dec 31, 2018 02:36
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Goddamit stop with the sales! How am I supposed to keep any money for food!?!
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After rewatching R.O.T.O.R THE FURNITURE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT I tried to find more information on this awful mess of a movie and it turns out if was originally written as a spoof: http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php?topic=119713.0;wap2
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Oh poo poo is he getting smarter!?! I couldn't survive if he realised how dumb it is to riff movies for internet idiots like me.
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Jan 6, 2019 22:08
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It's definitely up in the top 5. Also great: Mr.B natural, Drugs are like that and the insane Xmas tree one bundled in the Xmas circus release.
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seems like Rifftrax material
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Jan 18, 2019 15:38
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These kind of movies always spend too much time on the non existent scientific explanation, it's best to just go for the paydirt.
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I've seem this movie many times which is why my mind is a blasted wasteland but as to the question: those are not her parents, she's hundreds of years old they're descendents of either her or her sister (grandma)
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Jan 26, 2019 14:26
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Too coherent for my liking, I'm into Balloonland and the Last Slumber Party. Now those flicks just melt your brain.
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Feb 4, 2019 14:35
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I think I've seen that movie when I randomly found it on YouTube, is there even anything solid in that mess to Riff on?
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that guy just uploaded laserblast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgU6HndvqY0 Somehow Billy is even more unappealing in HD. E: Forgot about the attempted sexual assault scene, WTF . By popular demand fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Feb 9, 2019 |
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Feb 9, 2019 17:29
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I'm going to wait for the next big discount thing, which will probably give plenty of time to my mentally enslaved human to formulate a plan to destroy me.
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Valentine's day sale and it's time to show our love to Rifftrax:
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Starting my day with Christmas Circus might have been a mistake, around the midpoint i got a clear mental image of a pantomime Christmas tree laying in wait for the clown with a sniper rifle. I cannot taste my coffee.
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Indeed it is, That's where I found out that the Ready Player One movie actually improved some things on the book.
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4250 Backers - Clean and Neat with Harv and Marv 15 MORE BACKERS, C'MON! 4500 Backers - Health: Your Posture 4750 Backers - You’re The Judge 5000 Backers - How To Keep a Job 5250 Backers - 10 Long Minutes 5500 Backers - The Day I Died 5750 Backers - Ghost Rider
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I pitched 5$ for that movie and another 5 for The E:VVVVV quote:The Doubleclicks are a nerd-folk musical duo based in Portland, Oregon, consisting of siblings Laser Malena-Webber (on guitar, ukulele, or cat keyboard[1]) and Aubrey Turner[2] (born Angela and Aubrey Webber). They first became known for performing nerd-friendly comedy music, including songs about Dungeons & Dragons, dinosaurs, and other geeky themes. While their later songs retain those elements, there has been a stronger focus on feminist and other social issues, and more personal themes. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/angelar/the-doubleclicks-new-album-the-book-was-better By popular demand fucked around with this message at 11:54 on Mar 7, 2019 |
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Mar 7, 2019 09:28
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I just made this GIF, the ultimate summary of any Burt I.Gordon film.
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Mar 10, 2019 20:31
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Once again a movie paradoxically proves that titties can't improve a movie. much.
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Watching this right now, this is the good poo poo. E: Stop honking the horn lady, this ain't R.O.T.O.R you're dealing with! By popular demand fucked around with this message at 13:00 on Apr 19, 2019 |
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The sub-genre of "some idiots ramble about nuclear radiation effects on life forms. And then a creature eats them" does not provide us with quality films, but this one was the worst one I can recall. I do believe that even Ed Wood would call this lazy filmmaking.
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Heh, a sign of the times when Krull was released:Wikipedia posted:Despite persistent rumours that the film was meant to tie-in with the game Dungeons & Dragons, Gary Gygax stated, "To the best of my knowledge and belief the producers of Krull never approached TSR for a license to enable their film to use the D&D game IP."
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Rats: Night of Terror was stupid and fun. e: quote:Edited for content. Includes some scenes of violence against rats. and by "some" they mean lots and lots.
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Never forget those brave Cardboard cutouts who didn't make it to the end of the movie.
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