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I didn't know Rifftrax had a Twitch account. https://www.twitch.tv/rifftrax
Seems to be streaming Rifftrax 24/7. I don't know if it's the whole library or just select titles.
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Lovely But Deadly
quote:Lovely But Deadly starts off fairly straightforward: a logger suffers an accident in Idaho so he sends his son to live with his wealthy aunt in California, where he succumbs to the temptation of drugs and swims into the ocean in search of a tuna, causing his sister to also move from Idaho and enroll in his high school to get revenge on the drug dealer by shoving his mouth full of homemade drugs at the prom, which does not kill him but somehow causes him to hang himself once he gets to the hospital.
From there it gets kinda weird.
For example, there’s Javelin, the teenage coffeehouse troubadour who is also a worldwide shipping magnate. There’s also George’s boss from Seinfeld acting all horny, a boat chase involving colorful dinghies, and a dude named Gomorrah. All in all, it’s your standard 80s high school drug movie made by people who have never heard of high school, drugs, or the 80s. Please join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Lovely But Deadly!
Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka and Sean Thomason
Contributing Writers: Jason Miller and Zachary Shatzer
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New riff called Stitches
quote:Satan walks among us and he’s a… sassy grandma??
When a mysterious old lady shows up at a quiet boarding house, many of us consider putting on something more exciting, like one of those YouTube videos where a creepy unseen adult unwraps a Kinder Surprise egg. But stick around! Because every guest has their own dark secret and Beelzebub’s going to punish them the only way she knows how: by turning them into paper dolls. Evidently this is what went on in the tenth circle of hell that Dante never got around to writing about.
All this takes place in the late 90s, or perhaps the Revolutionary War. We’ve seen it a dozen times and we’re still unclear. Please join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Stitches!
Written by: Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, Conor Lastowka and Sean Thomason
Contributing writers: Jason Miller and Zachary Shatzer
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Vengeance of the Dead
quote:With a title like Vengeance of the Dead, you might assume it's an Italian zombie flick from the 70s, or the placeholder title for the first draft of a George Romero screenplay.
But you’re in luck, because it’s much stranger than that: Vengeance of the Dead is the bone-chilling tale of a young man visiting his grandpa, and several other grandpas!
Young Eric returns to the sleepy farming town of Harvest to see his grandfather, but spends most of the trip alone in a dark bedroom, making this one of the most realistic depictions of a teenager ever put on film. Eric is visited in his sleep by the ghost of a little girl (the spooky “la la la la laaaaa la’s” are implied) who leads him to dig up a corpse and burn it. Kind of grim, but she also helps him find a spoon, so it all evens out!
As it turns out, this town is full of drunk grandpas, and they all look like Eric’s drunk grandpa. There’s Drunk Driving Grandpa, Disturbing Horny Grandpa*, and School Bus Grandpa, the grandpa who lives in a school bus. These drunk grandpas have a disturbing past, and it’s up to Eric and his ghostly friend to figure it out.
It’s straight-to-video horror magic, kinda like Feeders but with fewer aliens and more grandpas. Dig your best spoon out of the backyard and join Mike, Kevin and Bill for Vengeance of the Dead!
Written by: Mike Nelson, Bill Corbett, Conor Lastowka and Sean Thomason
Contributing writers: Jason Miller and Zachary Shatzer
*disclaimer: the movie contains one legitimately disturbing scene of a grandpa ogling his teenage granddaughter.
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All I know is that they are working on it.
If you check their official twitter's "tweets and replies" today, this is a solid joke.
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New Mary Jo and Bridget after school special featuring Ben Affleck and Madeline Kahn.
quote:Wanted: The Perfect Guy
Thirteen-year-old Danny Coleman, played by 13-year-old Ben Affleck, thinks his single mother needs to meet a Mr. Right.
Using personal ads technology, he and his industrious best friend Melanie secretly put an ad in the local paper. The most important lesson from this 1986 Afterschool Special? The great Madeline Kahn can even garner an Emmy for an Afterschool Special!
Written by: Bridget Nelson and Mary Jo Pehl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF4klfGfuWc
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Split Second
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBH_XWxXDiI
quote:There’s a vicious monster roaming the streets of London, eating victims’ internal organs.
When this guy orders steak and kidney pie, he says “Hold the steak and.” There’s only one man who can stop it: Harley Stone, who dresses exactly as ridiculous as you should with a name like Harley Stone.
Stone’s job is not made any easier by the fact that London is flooded due to Global Warming. This mainly means that the streets are kind of wet. Stone’s apartment is also a total mess, infested by pigeons, and he probably tries to blame this on Global Warming as well. The fact that when you hit the “Previous Channel” button on his remote it goes to scrambled Spice Network? Global Warming!!
Helping him out are his partner, Dick Durkin, whose name sounds like an embarrassing medical condition, and Kim Cattrall, who is fortunately played by Kim Cattrall. They’re forced to descend into the London sewers to confront a monster who the movie may eventually get around to showing for more than eight frames at a time.
Set your clocks to Rutger Hauer, and join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Split Second!
Written by: Mike Nelson, Conor Lastowka, and Sean Thomason
Contributing writers: Jason Miller and Zach Shatzer.
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