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Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Finally got around to watching the Jurassic World riff.

Riffs were okay, but the movie was meh.

# ¿ May 6, 2017 22:18

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 23:10

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

raditts posted:

Some of the early Rifftrax have pretty dated references already, too. There was like a solid year where any large on screen object was parlayed into a "Jorge Garcia is fat" joke.

The first 50 or so riffs referenced Schnappi.

# ¿ May 8, 2017 01:50

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Continuing my Rifftrax re-watch got me The Karate Kid III last night. Was Macchio being paid by the word? That fucker just could not shut the gently caress up.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 23:31

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Just started watching Star Games - what the gently caress is Tony Curtis doing in a sci-fi movie?

e: What the gently caress am I watching here?

Mister Kingdom fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Jun 11, 2017

# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 22:51

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Uninvited has Hobgoblins-level puppetry.

# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 00:42

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Balls, everybody.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 03:23

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Has anyone who got the Cinematic Titanic box set watched the Josh interview?

I knew he wasn't happy with the direction MST3K was taking, but it seems that something more happened.

I guess I missed whatever it was.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 02:18

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Breadallelogram posted:

I thought that wasn't out until sometime next month?

I ordered it directly from Shout! and got it early. And I got a bonus poster.

# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 12:41

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

This did not make me want to like Dr. Who.

# ¿ Aug 18, 2017 03:19

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

RandomPauI posted:

Did he avoid every bit of marketing material saying that it was going to be riffed?

Did he come in at the exact moment the movie started and miss the short and the lengthy introduction?

# ¿ Aug 19, 2017 12:35

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

muscles like this! posted:

The Bermuda Triangle is now on Amazon Prime and why the hell is John Huston in this? Also maybe its just me but whenever John Huston talks I just hear Gandalf.

It can only have been for a quick paycheck.

# ¿ Aug 20, 2017 02:22

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

New VOD is up - The Psychotronic Man.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2017 00:30

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Watching Deadly Instincts with Mary Jo and Bridget. I love how the accents are all over the place.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2017 20:16

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Canned Panda posted:

New Bridget & Mary Jo short!

https://www.rifftrax.com/boredom-at-work

That was a messed up short.

# ¿ Oct 5, 2017 12:08

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Kill and Kill Again now available.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 23:04

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

PrinceRandom posted:

I've been away from rifftrax for about 2 years. What are some real standouts I should check out that have been released since then?

I'll assume two years from today, so:

Rock & Roll Nightmare
To Catch a Yeti
Rollergator
Samurai Cop

That'll get you started.

# ¿ Oct 22, 2017 19:29

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Breadallelogram posted:

Thinking about grabbing one of the live videos while they're on sale. Which of the early live shows do you all like the best? Sharknado was the first one I saw in the theater, so I've seen everything since then.

Jack the Giant Killer (w/What is Nothing)
Reefer Madness (w/More Dangerous than Dynamite & At Your Fingertips: Grasses)

# ¿ Oct 24, 2017 00:28

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Maxwell Lord posted:

I thought I was prepared for Fun in Balloonland.

I was not.

But you survived and you are a better person for it.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2017 17:22

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Jose Oquendo posted:

What should I spend my ten bucks on?

I guess I'm looking for what you might call a 'deep cut.' I've seen all the live shows and pretty much all of what would be considered popular episodes.

Since I already have all their stuff, I might get a shorts DVD just because.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2017 01:07

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

muscles like this! posted:

Kind of weird that earlier this week they did a Christmas discount that was 10% off and this weekend they're doing a New Year's discount that is 18% off. You're being rewarded for procrastinating. By "you're" I mean "I" as by not buying anything earlier this week I am now able to get a movie (Honor and Glory) and two shorts (Farm Family in Winter and with the free $10 they gave me.

I usually buy the latest shorts as they come out, but I got the latest Nelson/Pehl short as as well as their shorts DVD.

# ¿ Dec 30, 2017 01:07

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

They haven't released the MP3 for the Five Doctors, right?

# ¿ Jan 1, 2018 01:58

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

RandomPauI posted:

Do I hate myself enough to pay for and watch Rollergator?

You're a goon, so, yes.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2018 13:43

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

New VOD - Starship Invasions.

quote:

Now that those parties are receiving the medical help and/or electroshock therapy they need, the rest of you can enjoy Starship Invasions. The action starts when an obese septuagenarian farmer is abducted so a seductive alien can harvest his bodily fluids, and it barely lets up after that! By �barely lets up� we of course mean �many characters communicate via telepathy because it was way cheaper to shoot without worrying about lip sync.�

When the abducted earthlings start offing themselves in increasingly comical ways, The Intergalactic League of Races grow frustrated with the leader of the aliens, played by Christopher Lee with his head stuck in one of the arm holes of his leotard. Will war break out somewhere in the stars? Is the League of Races underwater pyramid the crappiest set we�ve ever seen?? Will Lemon Drink be eyed??? Find out when Mike, Kevin, and Bill riff Starship Invasions!

# ¿ Jan 6, 2018 02:37

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

RandomPauI posted:

Is it worth buying?

The movie itself is pretty bad even by low-budget 70s standards. They made an interesting choice of having all the aliens communicate telepathically. Probably saved a ton on ADR. Riffing is okay. I did get a good laugh at the CVS receipt joke.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2018 03:12

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

RandomPauI posted:

... I've easily spent over hundred dollars on riffs. A year. For nearly a decade.

_{I have a problem.}

I have every riff/VOD/short they've ever done including the Presents titles.

Totally worth it.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2018 14:29

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

RandomPauI posted:

I bought Rollergator. May God have mercy on my soul.

Assuming you survive, please resist the urge to smash every acoustic guitar you see.

# ¿ Jan 24, 2018 01:42

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

My Rifftrax re-watch continues unabated with Honor and Glory up next.

It's interesting to hear the subtle changes in the riffing as the episodes fly by. Some just sound like a chore while others sound like they're genuinely having a good time cracking each other up.

# ¿ Jan 28, 2018 01:45

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

New VOD: Berserker - Hell's Warrior.

From the man who gave us The Little Unicorn and Merlin - The Return.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 02:17

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

So, The Journey: Absolution.

What in the gently caress?

# ¿ Feb 11, 2018 22:35

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

gently caress yeah Space Mutiny.

It's going to be tough to top themselves on this one. The original had such great riffs. Although, they will now be able to make Battlestar Galactica jokes.

# ¿ Feb 21, 2018 01:29

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

ringu0 posted:

Speaking of, Blu-ray of Krull is only six bucks on amazon

A friend recently gave me a copy of it on DVD.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2018 02:05

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

We're fully funded now.

Awaiting stretch goals.

# ¿ Feb 27, 2018 00:24

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Ever notice how Mike pronounces "sequel"? It comes out as "see-kwell".

It's just odd.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 21:56

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Watching Backlash - loved Kevin's "gently caress YOU" to George Takei.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2018 22:19

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Paper Kaiju posted:

I just watched it, and I haven't the slightest clue what the movie was about.

That "monster" was Creeping Terror-level bad.

# ¿ Mar 25, 2018 23:52

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

ringu0 posted:

Watched the RiffTrax intro for the umpteenth time, but this time discovered a couple blink-and-miss frames:

[spoiler]A secret file with a secret 2D barcode:

Does that go anywhere?

# ¿ Mar 28, 2018 00:37

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

House on Sorority Row now available.

# ¿ May 18, 2018 23:44

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

New VOD - Gammera the Invincible!

The extra M is for...um...I don't know...

# ¿ Jun 2, 2018 01:48

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

muscles like this! posted:

Watched the latest Bridget and Mary Jo feature, Junior Prom, and it has a really insane plot. Mainly because there's this whole thing about the class election and the one character you're supposed to support versus the one you're not and they forgot to give the one you're not any flaws. There's a plot point about his dad withholding a donation from the school unless his son wins but it's never said that the son even knows this is happening.

This is compared to the "good" candidate who steals a truck by bamboozling a gas station clerk and then there's a whole song and dance number where they lie to the student body making a bunch of promises they can't keep.

I would love to have heard teenagers reactions to this movie back in the day.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2018 01:37

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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 23:10

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Bridget and Mary Jo take on Sherlock Holmes in the latest VOD.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2018 01:09

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