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Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

Malcom McDowell sure would do your movie for 3 hots and a cot back then wouldn't he?

# ¿ Apr 23, 2018 04:05

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 14:11

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

Timby posted:

"Back then?"

I couldn't remember if he was still alive and decided to hedge my bets

# ¿ Apr 23, 2018 21:04

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

X-O posted:

Trucker's Woman is out and it's one weird rear end movie. Christian Slater's insane (literally insane and now homeless) father stars as an obviously 40 year old guy who we are supposed to believe just dropped out of college to solve the murder of his father (a truck driver that is obviously a younger man than him). Our 40 year old college dropout protagonist sexually assaults someone in the first 15 minutes because you know it's the '70s and that stuff was totally fine then!

You forgot

pizza and Doodles Weaver

Billy Gnosis fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Nov 4, 2018

# ¿ Nov 4, 2018 03:49

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

RandomPauI posted:

If I could only buy one riff, should I buy it or The Dark?

Probably Truckers Woman. Unless, I'm not remembering the Dark correctly, Truckers Woman attempt at being upbeat makes it more fun.

Edit: I was thinking of a different rifftrax than "The Dark" which I definitely saw but remember nothing about it besides Casey Kasem

Billy Gnosis fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Nov 4, 2018

# ¿ Nov 4, 2018 20:22

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

I noticed angel's revenge was on prime so I finally watched the RiffTrax version. Two things I forgot:

1. American Nazis are not as much fun to make fun of anymore.
2. Ted Cruz played the sleazy car salesman.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2018 01:43

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

Burkion posted:

I would argue that now is the best time in the world to mock and belittle American Nazis, actually

You are right. I should have phrased it as I forgot American Nazis play a pivotal role in this Charlie's Angels ripoff.

# ¿ Nov 6, 2018 01:52

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

Burkion posted:

Want a movie that misunderstands or just plain doesn't want to engage with any single thing that it references and almost always goes for the most obvious nerd poo poo ever?

RPO is your movie

I liked the riff but the fact that Halliday's favorite restaurant was Chuck E Cheese's and the audience isn't supposed to feel pity,be disgusted, or want to call SVU is funnier than any riff could be

# ¿ Nov 18, 2018 02:18

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

Bill and to a lesser extent Kevin are woke enough to cancel out Mike's chudness. At least that's how I rationalize it.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2019 17:54

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

I could see myself sitting through Hobgoblins if I saw it on cable late at night.

That and that zombie movie with Adam West

# ¿ Jan 21, 2019 22:31

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

Having just watched the recent Mary Jo and Bridget riff, I have only one question. Why was it called Dressed to Kill?

# ¿ Feb 5, 2019 17:10

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

Caesarian Sectarian posted:

From what I’ve heard the numbers on live shows have been dwindling the past few years. Most theaters in my area haven’t bothered to carry them anymore.

To be honest, I like to wait for the ones that will hit vod. Too many people can't seem to behave in theatres (worst instance was people "riffing" poorly and chatting about the references during it until I had to ask them to stop during one of the early live ones. Bizzare. Maybe they just sucked at whispering )

Billy Gnosis fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Apr 16, 2019

# ¿ Apr 16, 2019 20:09

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

Feeders felt like someone turned b-roll from an early bad fmv adventure game into a movie.

# ¿ Nov 4, 2019 16:56

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

My bigger question about hijacked is, in the metal detector scene, is that an uncredited David Morse in the back?

It distracted the hell out of me

# ¿ Feb 24, 2020 19:16

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Five bucks says Tarantino knows this movie.

I don't know, a certain word doesn't get used it in.

I think it might have one of my favorite endings of recent rifftrax

# ¿ Mar 1, 2020 20:49

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

I still think it's entirely plausible that is the version of the film that was available for licensing. Like it's not rifftrax itself doing the editing. TV edits for time and the like

# ¿ Mar 22, 2020 07:25

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

I felt bad for Barry Bostwick and Mickey Dolenz during most of the riff.

# ¿ May 16, 2020 17:53

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

BaronVonVaderham posted:

These election-related shorts are what I needed these last few days.

The amount of cuts in the John Wayne segments were insane. He had to have been completely sauced

# ¿ Nov 3, 2020 21:21

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

Davros1 posted:

There's an overlap, but I'd say Tubi always has a better selection

The guy from Overdrawn at the Memory Bank has a streaming service now?

# ¿ Nov 3, 2020 22:56

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

A film so dense with wacky stuff they cut almost 20 minutes of running time. Pass.

Do you have a bot that posts this every week?

Edit: I mean at this point it's a given and they admit as much

Billy Gnosis fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Jan 16, 2021

# ¿ Jan 16, 2021 03:15

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

By popular demand posted:

That's a fair assessment.
That movie got two awesome martial artists and couldn't be arsed to give us a single high kick or whatever. And don't tell me the non-existent plot could not have supported a short training scene.

Guy from Future War is awesome?

# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 22:31

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

By popular demand posted:

No but Kathy Long is.

Oh wow I didn't realize she was a martial artist as well. We're they casting for a martial arts movie and they forgot to write the script or get props etc?

# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 22:36

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

muscles like this! posted:

Bridget and Mary Jo riff Wonder Woman 1984. I wonder if this is the longest riffed movie.

They did BvsS, is this longer?

# ¿ Apr 2, 2021 22:09

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

Does Alien Dead meet the dictionary definition of a movie?

# ¿ Jun 15, 2021 00:34

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

Another Bill posted:

Arachnia and Radical Jack are both terrible / excellent too if you aren't acquainted.

Except for all the gratuitous violence against women in Radical Jack. That poo poo is awful.

Yeah that movie hates women. But other than those scenes, it's a very entertaining bad movie. I could have sat through all of Radical Jack even without riffs and enjoyed it

# ¿ Dec 10, 2021 00:59

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

ringu0 posted:

RiffTrax did Jack Frost

https://twitter.com/RiffTrax/status/1471918125549383681

Need to do the Keaton one for the trifecta

# ¿ Dec 17, 2021 23:30

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

Sir Dingleby Dapper posted:

Jack Frost is one of my absolute MST3k favorites so this is a great early Christmas present.

It's not the one that pops into my head first, but you are right it has to be top 5.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2021 23:38

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

MrMidnight posted:

So the new riff, Cannibal World, is uhhh certainly something.

I bailed at like 10 min earlier today, need to go back this weekend and try again. It's not the riffs, it's the movie itself.

# ¿ Aug 28, 2022 02:36

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

How is cats one of the hardest movies they have riffed for me to sit through? 20 min in and I'd rather be watching things or roller gator again.

The riffs aren't bad, it's just the movie itself.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2022 16:51

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

I brought my Drake posted:

I own more of the worst sellers than the bestsellers, probably because the latter get played all the time on the Twitch channel.

Yeah I own every one of the worst sellers but not all of the best sellers oddly enough.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2022 05:50

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

samcarsten posted:

how do you star in porn without knowing it.

He was just trying to deliver a pizza

# ¿ May 5, 2023 16:10

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

Gavok posted:

But it does embrace the ketchup!

One of the weirdest things about Cobra is that it was remade 9 years later with Cindy Crawford and one of the Baldwins.

Well more they were both based on the same book with cobra only being vaguely reminiscent of the book after all the rewrites and Stallone edits.

# ¿ May 26, 2023 19:14

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

Canned Panda posted:

And I believe there are 56 movies total

2 good riffs so far, only 54 to go.

# ¿ Oct 29, 2023 17:31

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 14:11

Billy Gnosis: May 18, 2006; Now is the time for us to gather together and celebrate those things that we like and think are fun.

muscles like this! posted:

https://twitter.com/RiffTrax/status/1748004821041610938
So what do they have left for "infamous" bad movies? Like I could see some more David Wascavage movies or maybe Wicked World (from Barry J Gillis, the guy behind Things)

Michael Kupperman shared parts of 2 posters in progress for rifftrax on his patreon but I don't recognize what movies they may be.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2024 18:17

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