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cda

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I gotta say I fuckin hate 4/20. It's strictly amateur hour, all these posers walking around pretending they've been into getting steadily blunted since back in the day, wearing their brand new knockoff Weed rear end hats. They don't even know what a Weed rear end is. Meanwhile, I was into smoking weed BEFORE it was cool, when it was just me and Jimmy Lee hiding in the covered slide at the playground, sneaking tokes off his grandma's floral print cigarette holder hoping the cool kids didn't find out where we were and whale on us, which they used to do all the time. You don't know how often we got beat up for blazeing it, but we weren't going to stop. We weren't doing it to make friends or be popular, we were just a couple of pimple-faced pre-teens trying to get as weird as the world was and having no luck. We hung out with Mary Jane when she wasn't nothing but a dope-eyed Mexican cholita wearing hand-me-downs from her dumbfuck older brothers. You wouldn't give her the time of day. And now it's all 420 this and 420 that. Get the gently caress outta here. I was into this poo poo when it was radioactive. Toxic. Social napalm. You couldn't get a girl prettier than a 3 to do a J with your mouth and even then, if she did, she'd deny it the next day.

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cda

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FluffieDuckie posted:

you think that's cool? i smoked weed before they invented it. just rolled up any old thing and smoked the hell out of it. didn't have to wait for a special day for it either. kids today smdh

cda

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i ate pot brownies back when they were just brownies

cda

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remember being born? I don't, because I was high as poo poo, on the weed plant

cda

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"Nice bong...nerd" - teh school bully

cda

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Nosfereefer posted:

im actually the guy who invented weed. ama

how did you have the courage to invent weed even though everyone hated it and thought it was lame (back in the day)

cda

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cda

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I got my retainer and smoked my first joint on the same day. I had a rough time in 7th grade.

cda

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They couldn't decide whether to call me "plastic breath" because of the retainer, or "weed breath" because of the marijuana, so they settled on "penis breath" because I was the ultimate loser and they'd all just seen E.T.

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Boba_Fetus posted:

i dont smoke weed but im really into bob marley and tote bags with weed leaves on them

I was into them when people would come up to me and ask me what the funny looking leaf was on all my stuff

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