Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
Welcome to Internet Tough Guy Club.

The first rule of Internet Tough Guy Club is that you do not talk about Internet Tough Guy Club.
The secound rule of Internet Tough Guy Club is you do not talk about Internet Tough Guy Club.
The third rule of Internet Tough Guy Club is that we don't give a poo poo about the rest of the rules.

This is the place to boast about your deeds, or misdeeds, bravado or heroism.

What did you do today to be a internet tough guy?

Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Apr 20, 2017

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
Today I founded the Internet Tough Guy Club. Because I am a tough internet guy. I also painstakingly read the local newspaper, wrote an angry comment to some oblivious monkey that didn't agree with me - that ought to show em!

I am contemplating my next moves as we speak. Revenge on City of Glompton of masaccring weed wolfs life long dream of having his own fairytale is on the list..

<3 <3 Vanisher

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

gently caress My rear end posted:

tired of the byob tough guys pushing me in my locker and giving me swirlies in the bathroom

That's what happends when you don't pay people to beat your rear end.

<3 <3 Vanisher

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

City of Glompton posted:

hello boys, what do we have here? it looks like a support group for wannabe internet tough guys...highly illegal.

I'll be collecting your tough guy cards now, hand them over.

Oh, that's rich for someone who enjoys kicking puppies. Weed Wolf remembers.

<3 <3 Vanisher

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
Internet Tough Guy Statistics:

Kittens Saved: 0
Favorite Food: Protein Shakes.
Favorite Weapon: Fingers.
Arch Nemesis: 5 year old with an internet connection.
Worst fear: Mom pulling the plug.

<3 <3 Vanisher

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Someone once told me welcome to the internet tough guy club how tough are you

Well i said ill show you how internet tough i am do you really wanna see how internet tough i am

He said yeah show me tough guy

I got the feeling he was disrepecting me So I flexed the ol angelfire page
Needless to say he never spoke to me again *kisses internet biceps*

If you think that's hardcore - I ventured to burning pits of "KaZaA" and came back alive. Got the scars to show for it too. Not to mention Morpheus.

<3 <3 Vanisher

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Woah old timer
Whats youre routine that lets you still look that internet ripped

Every day I open the Opera Web browser and spend 10 minutes looking at http://www.theworldsworstwebsiteever.com/ before doing my shopping at http://www.arngren.net if I am feeling particularly brave - I spend a few seconds in FYAD, looking at the latest forms of goatsee.

I press on to CNN Politics comment section and read every single piece of poo poo that's been written while I was sleeping, digest it, keep the anger and feelings of despair deep inside me, I hold it in - so that when I find the first guy who looks at me the wrong way - I've got a nuclear shitstorm ready to be launched their way.

If there is no one to launch the nuclear shitstorm on - I usualy find a Trump, Hillary or Bearnie support and launch it at them, claiming fake election and that weed wolf in reality was the real winner but they were too afraid to admit it.

Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Apr 21, 2017

<3 <3 Vanisher

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

ZogrimAteMyHamster posted:

poo poo, after reading all that, today I found out I'm just a loving Internet Wimp.

Tough luck, you've now entered Internet Tough Guy Club, and anyone whom is here for the first time has to throw down or get his rear end beat.

So, got any deeds you want to share? Or do you want to pay to have your rear end beat?


This btw, is a real tough guy meal:

<3 <3 Vanisher

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

Rigged Death Trap posted:

The pile of mushrooms
The giant energy drink

~~~tough perfection guy~~~

When we die, and (hopefuly) go to heaven together with all the other tough guys - I will prepare a feast worthy of the toughest tough guy of them all...

<3 <3 Vanisher

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Proper camera and lighting work arent tough
*flexing*
Gotta learn to infer your info brah
*another pose*
Instagram is for wimps

Now watch this
I call this pose

Tough guy hiking his jeans up to avoid plumbers crack

Im so shredded my pants got a french opening.

<3 <3 Vanisher

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
To fuel my dayli internet shreddedness I've made onion rings.. with bacon. I will add these in the cups together with mashed potatos and cheese ofcourse when it's done.





Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Apr 22, 2017

<3 <3 Vanisher

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
So, I've been away a few days being a real life tough guy as well - bathed in ice cold water today, just because you know - being a tough guy you need to do tough guy stuff.

What have you guys and girls been doing? Anything impressive? If not, why are you in this thread?? *Menacing Fist*

Oh, and I beat up a cockatrice. Which is basicaly a cock with a tricycle I believe..

<3 <3 Vanisher

  • Locked thread