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Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981



mine is pulled pork

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jBrereton
May 29, 2013

JUST BECAUSE I WANT TO CRAM PEELED GRAPES INTO MY COUSIN'S MUSCULAR ASSHOLE DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M A 19TH CENTURY RIVERBOAT PERVERT OF THE AMERICAN INTERIOR
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Grimey Drawer

Obama got rid of them. Very sad!

Slightly citrusy fish with beetroot salad.

mister magpie
May 30, 2008




i prefer the cultural diversity and versatility of hummus

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981



ahhh this is the politics irony orum. i'm changing my answer to trump steaks

mister magpie
May 30, 2008




Karl Barks posted:

ahhh this is the politics irony orum. i'm changing my answer to trump steaks

where are the trump steaks. where are they???

and i must meme
Jan 15, 2017


katsu curry is pretty good

havent had it in a a while though

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Dog, dog! Er, I mean, bark, bark!


Cum

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009

never get out
of the bag


American jobs have been taken by the poors. Many have two or even three! Not much longer! #MAGA #JOBS

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010



unemployed, salsa

Al!
Apr 2, 2010



i have the jobs and im going to shoot one of them each day until my demands are met, lemon meringue pie

Caithness
Nov 10, 2012

Mint! What does the scouter say about her power level!?


The most delicious thing I've ever tasted in my life is a capicola and cheese sandwich from primanti bros.

As far as I can tell the only way anyone has ever been hired for anything is nepotism.

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless


outsourced or roboticized

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless


the robots are mexican btw, and are having dirty sex with your wife

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless


i didnt actually read the title of the thread or the thread

todays friday so its the $6 tuna sub at subway

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.


i like a good rack of ribs with tasty barbecue sauce and will be seeking new employment soon in the booming state of indiana so i'm optimistic because indiana is known for jobs like the carrier jobs trump donald brought back to america.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

"...and we need brain, in this country, to turn it around."


Obama locked away all the jobs in coal, Trump is unleashing them by dumping the coal in America's water supply. BIG WINS!

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...


all i know is that quinoa is the worst food ever created

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Fully Automated
Luxury Space Dog


Vietnamese spring rolls with the peanut sauce baby

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981



the dairy queen in jefferson, iowa

Al!
Apr 2, 2010



Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Vietnamese spring rolls with the peanut sauce

weird job

quote:

baby

thats one of my favorites too

and i must meme
Jan 15, 2017


Whorelord posted:

all i know is that quinoa is the worst food ever created

my sister eats trendy food like quinoa all the time

like just eat rice its all the same poo poo

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

*smokes vigorously*

I just got a job! Still pays like 20% below market average , but it's more than I was making! So the jobs are here. I have them all. They are mine.

I also know of another job that I can help any IT dogsbody living in Chicago get. Probably pays like 55-60K. They tried offering it to me, but then I got the other job first and I am afraid of blowing an opportunity. Ping me in the thread if you want more info about the other good job and I'll connect you with the recruiter who contacted me. They're looking to fill it asap, so if you have no job now, you could have one p quickly, like May 1st quickly.

My favorite food is my grandmother's goulash. I've never tasted another goulash quite like it. If you know how to talk to ghosts, please find her and get the recipe.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




smh that yall didnt enroll in trump u before the man shut it down. there were so many jobs there that we all got tired of jobs
mmy favorite food is bbq

logikv9
Mar 4, 2009



Ham Wrangler

falafel

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008



mister magpie posted:

i prefer the cultural diversity and versatility of hummus

I really like your avatar
also
pizza

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005



The jobs are all in NYC, and they all involve either creating content for brands or making internet things/apps for brands. I recommend you git gud at photoshop or javascript and move to NYC if you want a job.

My favorite food is steak tartare. Pair it with potato chips and you've got something real special.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


My dick.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005


hell, nachos

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013



only jihad sustains me

Good soup!
Nov 1, 2010

you know we smoking that dour
two titans back to back call em twin towers


Go Flyers


Lipstick Apathy

Man Musk posted:

unemployed, pork roll

WINNINGHARD
Oct 4, 2014



bowl of rusty nails + soup du jour

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007




the biggest most beautiful piece of chocolate cake you've ever seen, and also we killed your family

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

Take your, heh, SHOT at world domination

answer to both is chicken with a small side of chicken

Zas
Oct 7, 2006

i don't understand what reality is.


that was one of the radder fyad names

wizard on a water slide
Aug 20, 2005



the three best foods, op, in order, are: good and relatively traditional sushi (i.e. not the weird stuff people put like strawberry preserves or fried pork in), a perfectly prepared ribeye steak (medium to medium-rare), and mexican-style shredded pork tacos.

I have no idea where the jobs are

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014

Eat your heart out PixieDreamGirl



Soiled Meat

Whorelord posted:

all i know is that quinoa is the worst food ever created

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11p0y9z1XOU

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

I sustain myself purely on a continuously looped diet of the album Pet Sounds, if I don't hear it even for a second I will die

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

accounting, fried shrimp

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.

Millionaires' shortbread with pieces of real millionaire.

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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

*smokes vigorously*

Zeris posted:

I sustain myself purely on a continuously looped diet of the album Pet Sounds, if I don't hear it even for a second I will die

The elusive Chamber Pop Shark.

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