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Ted_Haggard
Jan 28, 2009


current century

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009



i revealed the wu tang secret im sorry

Al!
Apr 2, 2010



i forgot i just already ate a big bowl of chili the pain is excruciating

mister magpie
May 30, 2008




my marriage

logikv9
Mar 4, 2009



Ham Wrangler

how to breathe, send help

Ted_Haggard
Jan 28, 2009


logikv9 posted:

how to breathe, send help

how to dial a phone

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981



how to make good posts

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005





Grimey Drawer

my children's lives

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Fully Automated
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logikv9 posted:

how to breathe, send help

Eat more chili to kickstart your throats muscles

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013



everything about my kids

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

I'm very highly educated. I know words, I have the best words...but there's no better word than stupid.



Lipstick Apathy

how to poop without a diaper

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.



Canned Ferret

that the last time I ate the chili at this diner I got food poisoning

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011


9/11

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005





Grimey Drawer

that globalist 9/11 pedophiles are leaving chemtrails which are turning the frickin' frogs gay

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004



Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIgbJSrIvWc#t=11s

Calibanibal
Aug 24, 2015


i forgot that literally the only ingredients in a true and pure chili are beef/pork, chili peppers and water and anything else even onions or garlic is a variation of real chili

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009

never get out
of the bag


i forget

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009


how big of a bowl of chili would one need to eat to forget they ate a big bowl of chili to begin with?

mister magpie
May 30, 2008




i forgot that people getting uptight about chili ingredients exist

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

I'll get you, I'll burn you, I'll crush you, I'll flush you down, down
The toilet where you'll spiral a-round, round Ahhhh, tick... mmm tick tick tick



what a solid poo poo looks like

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009

never get out
of the bag


i have forgotten the face of my father

Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003




Pork Pro

how to lose a guy in 10 days

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007




i just remembered that alex jones preferred a big bowl of chili to his children

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

Hibernate!!



one day you have a stunning realization: you eat the big bowl of chili specifically to forget.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

erhecktile disfunction

Lipstick Apathy

I have abandoned all in favor of the chili bean burrito. All cares and worries come second to the divine meal.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

that i added beer and crushed Percocets to the the recipe

Mr. Belding
May 19, 2006
^
|
<- IS LAME-O PHOBE ->
|
V


dre

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

madam, your hydraulic pressure is the most excellent of any president's in the history of this nation (USA)!

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief


nice!

mrbradlymrmartin
Nov 5, 2008

Tune in tune out


HAIKOOLIGAN


Lindsey O. Graham posted:

that i added beer and crushed Percocets to the the recipe

i forgot thats just like how momma made her chili

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i forgot thats just like how momma made her chili

momma was so good to us

before the cruel cruel world had to intervene

now I just feel intermittently numb and guilty, sated and thirsty, delivered and lost

pray for me, and for us

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