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No matter how much you squirm and dance, the last two drops go in your pants e: Fill the streets, grill the meats
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Apr 20, 2017 21:29
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If the man has a tan you should get in his van, if the man is pale give a loud wail.
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Apr 20, 2017 21:31
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big nipples big life posted:More cushion for the pushin numberoneposter posted:slam whale holy grail Good theme, how about If she fat stick dick... in... that
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Apr 20, 2017 21:32
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butter, chocolate, soft ice cream jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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Apr 20, 2017 21:31
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drunkelberger posted:If the man has a tan you should get in his van, if the man is pale give a loud wail. ^ An important lesson I am teaching my daughter
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Apr 20, 2017 21:33
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CANT CORNER THE DORNER!!!!
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Apr 20, 2017 21:34
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Harald posted:butter, chocolate, soft ice cream Cookie dough, sugar cone My family was murdered by a drone.
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Apr 20, 2017 21:35
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One, two Freddie's commin for you Three, four Better lock the door. Fix, six Get your crucifix. Seven, eight Stay up late. Nine, ten Never sleep again. PS - sorry to break the format but I'm always thrilled to see you postin Turpitude. How're the lungs doin?
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Apr 20, 2017 21:36
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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I've scraped better posts Off the sole of my shoe big nipples big life fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Apr 20, 2017 |
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Apr 20, 2017 21:39
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what what (in the butt)
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Apr 20, 2017 21:42
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suck a dirty dick? you gettin sick!
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Apr 20, 2017 21:44
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Turpitude posted:i before e except after c Unless sounding like 'a', as in neighbor or weigh.
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Apr 20, 2017 21:45
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If there's grass on the wicket, she's cricket. I can't remember where I heard that, but it's actually very bad advice.
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Apr 20, 2017 21:45
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In the US it's "If there's grass on the field, play ball". Equally bad advice and it doesn't even rhyme.
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Apr 20, 2017 21:47
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poop boob it's a slant rhyme
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Apr 20, 2017 21:49
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Better Nate than Lever
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Apr 20, 2017 21:50
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:Better Nate than Lever Oh, that reminds me of one my mom taught me: Sooner dead than Sooner red. But I've met some nice Sooners so this is also bad advice...dang.
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Apr 20, 2017 21:55
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This one isn't mine, my friend says it all the time though: fit two fingers in and it isn't a sin three fingers wide? leave him aside if you fit your fist in his butt hes gonna nutt what does it mean?
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Apr 20, 2017 21:59
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drunkelberger posted:This one isn't mine, my friend says it all the time though: ask your friend to show you
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Apr 20, 2017 22:01
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Birds of a feather will predict stormy weather Red sky in the morning, its going to be boring red sky at night and birds take flight
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Apr 20, 2017 22:29
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hooters, cooters, and loose patooters
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Apr 20, 2017 22:30
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wine em dine em 69 em
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Apr 20, 2017 22:33
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If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help: "Black-and-white, stinks all right. Tabby-colored, likes a fella."
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Apr 20, 2017 22:36
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names buck and im here to gently caress
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Apr 20, 2017 22:38
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eatin' pussy and wreckin' bussy
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Apr 20, 2017 22:39
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eatin' AINT cheatin'
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Apr 20, 2017 22:43
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Piss in the puss, piss in the tush. 
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Apr 20, 2017 22:43
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smash the gash trash the rear end
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Apr 20, 2017 22:45
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Two in the goo, one in the poo.
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Apr 20, 2017 22:47
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if you smell trout, get the hell out
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Apr 20, 2017 22:48
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grab her honkers she'll go bonkers
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Apr 20, 2017 22:50
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suck it down, gently caress a clown
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Apr 20, 2017 23:30
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Apr 20, 2017 23:40
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If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.
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Apr 20, 2017 23:47
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no condom? no problem
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Apr 20, 2017 23:48
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Eat your pheasant drink your wine, your days are numbered, bourgie swine
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Apr 20, 2017 23:55
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Hippity bippity hip bip bop What im trying to say is gently caress you OP
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Myrddin_Emrys posted:Hippity bippity hip bip bop You pronounce OP as 'op'?
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