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Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

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Post helpful rhyming saying please I need more. this is what I've got so far other than thread title:


red sky at night sailor's delight

red sky at morning sailor's warning

sky pink boat sink

interior crocodile alligator I drive a chevrolet movie the-atre

thanks

drunkelberger posted:

if your pee is yellow, its time to mellow
if your pee is clear, youre in the clear
if your pee is brown, flush it down
if your pee is blue, you got the flu

Turpitude fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Apr 20, 2017

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Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

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GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:

Lefty loosey, righty tighty.

oh that's a good one I use it on a daily basis, thank you for adding it to this compendium. cheers

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

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drunkelberger posted:

if your pee is yellow, its time to mellow
if your pee is clear, youre in the clear
if your pee is brown, flush it down
if your pee is blue, you got the flu

a very good list of pee related rhyming sayings, thank you for sharing it with us. I usually go by "if it's yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down" which would also have been a suitable thread title

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

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the juice is loose

can't flim flam the zim zam

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

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snitches get stitches

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

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bohunks blow chunks!!

might be a bit of a specific vernacular

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

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drunkelberger posted:

thanks:) I do a lot of peeing so I'm kind of an expert on it. Feel free to add to the OP

done, thank again for your contribution

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

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can't believe I forgot the one rhyme i scream every day as i walk through town

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

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big nipples big life posted:

It ain't gay if you're underway (boat only)

Can't believe I forgot the one rhyme I scream every time I'm at the yacht club

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

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great big cardboard tube posted:

can't bust the krust

Can't chill the grill

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Oct 13, 2004

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I.C. posted:

When two vowels go walking the first does the talking.

Guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses.

Leaves of three, let it be.

That one about King Henry VIII's wives. I'm not British so don't know this one. Does it rhyme?

i before e except after c

Turpitude
Oct 13, 2004

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big nipples big life posted:

If I fits, I shits.

Finally a simple way to explain the 'situation' to my wife. Thanks

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Oct 13, 2004

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big nipples big life posted:

More cushion for the pushin

numberoneposter posted:

slam whale holy grail

Good theme, how about

If she fat stick dick... in... that

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Oct 13, 2004

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drunkelberger posted:

If the man has a tan you should get in his van, if the man is pale give a loud wail.

^
An important lesson I am teaching my daughter

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Oct 13, 2004

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Harald posted:

butter, chocolate, soft ice cream
jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Cookie dough, sugar cone
My family was murdered by a drone.

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Oct 13, 2004

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Myrddin_Emrys posted:

Hippity bippity hip bip bop
What im trying to say is gently caress you OP

Suck a gently caress!

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