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Bamabalacha posted:beer is for pussies who want to be gassy. beers have sucha low alcohol content and so much liquid, liquor is the way to go not beer,its why beer drinkers piss the bed so much, its all that liquid thats being made into pee in theri bladders then escaping thru their pants onto the sheets.humiliating
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Using about .2% bac as a rough benchmark for "drunk" and a weight of say, 80kg, it will take around 10 drinks (a "standard drink" containing 17.75ml of ethanol) to get drunk. Everyone perceives drunkeness differently of course, and time plays a factor, but a guideline of 1 or so drinks per 10kg of body weight is good for "drunk". 
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:Using about .2% bac as a rough benchmark for "drunk" and a weight of say, 80kg, it will take around 10 drinks (a "standard drink" containing 17.75ml of ethanol) to get drunk. Everyone perceives drunkeness differently of course, and time plays a factor, but a guideline of 1 or so drinks per 10kg of body weight is good for "drunk". sometime when im talking to my friend and i have nothing to say but i want to get a rise outof her i say 'pissing dick shits' or 'pisspisspiss'. she finds itso annying that she once said pisspisspiss back and said see how annoying it is, but i couldnt stop laughing it was so hilarious.when im drunk i dont do this bc im so full of joy that im never at a loss of what to say;i cana go on about trans people for hours or awkwardly bring up thresomes
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Apr 21, 2017 03:43
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I've had thousands of beers and I'm still not a drunk OP. You can do it.
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Apr 21, 2017 03:51
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Stop bragging about drinking hard liquor. A real man get his alcohol from wringing out KCF hand wipes and you know it.
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Space Taxi posted:Stop bragging about drinking hard liquor. A real man get his alcohol from wringing out KCF hand wipes and you know it. What is KCF? I want to go there. I've never been served inebriating handwipes.
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Apr 21, 2017 04:25
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Probably a sixer. I mean I feel it after the first two or three but "a buzz" isn't really the same as "drunk".
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Apr 21, 2017 04:27
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Technically I feel tipsy after 1 but to really feel good/high/properly drunk I would need 10+ Or 2 bottles of champagne within a few hours, though I've been able to drink 3 in one day Alcoholism is cool Though I don't drink anymore so that's a plus.
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scuba school sucks posted:Probably a sixer. I mean I feel it after the first two or three but "a buzz" isn't really the same as "drunk". Tall cans or bottles?
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Apr 21, 2017 04:32
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The best part about drinking a large number of beers is clearing out rooms the next day with the beer farts.
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Orkin Mang posted:beers have sucha low alcohol content and so much liquid, liquor is the way to go not beer,its why beer drinkers piss the bed so much, its all that liquid thats being made into pee in theri bladders then escaping thru their pants onto the sheets.humiliating This explains a lot.
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Apr 21, 2017 04:38
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lol if you use beer as anything than chasers for liquor
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Apr 21, 2017 04:42
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Thanks for the thread OP, I'm feeling a LOT less alcoholic after reading it.
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Apr 21, 2017 04:43
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One half of a Michelob ultra
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Apr 21, 2017 05:04
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I stay under 4 out of principle. Not nearly enough to be hangover next day or have everything swim before your eyes.
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Apr 21, 2017 05:41
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After eating low-carb I'm pretty toasty after one pint and straight up drunk after two in an hour. But alcohol sucks anyway. Sometime around 25 I really drunkenness stopped being fun. I still kinda wish drinking gave me the euphoric experiences it did in college.
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Apr 21, 2017 05:48
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I'd say about four 22 oz mugs of craft brew or about eight cans of dad beer
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Apr 21, 2017 05:50
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DATE RAPE QUESTIONNAIRE 1. How many beers does it take for you to get drunk?
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Orkin Mang posted:sometime when im talking to my friend and i have nothing to say but i want to get a rise outof her i say 'pissing dick shits' or 'pisspisspiss'. she finds itso annying that she once said pisspisspiss back and said see how annoying it is, but i couldnt stop laughing it was so hilarious.when im drunk i dont do this bc im so full of joy that im never at a loss of what to say;i cana go on about trans people for hours or awkwardly bring up thresomes 
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ArbitraryC posted:A better question might be "if you're aiming to get drunk how many shots could you start the night off with without making a total rear end of yourself". This is the real question
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Apr 21, 2017 06:34
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Does liquor count
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Apr 21, 2017 06:57
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I'm the guy who voted 1 beer. I would guess it's more like half a beer though.
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Apr 21, 2017 07:07
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A bunch.
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Apr 21, 2017 07:11
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The wait staff at one of my regular haunts used to tease me if I had less than six pints on my bill.
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Dr.Smasher posted:A bunch. Too many, really On the one hand, having to drink so many beers to get anywhere sucks On the other hand, it's a lot easier to lie to your wife about how many beers you've had On the strong hand, just get belligerently drunk on whiskey, and refuse to answer all questions
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Apr 21, 2017 07:26
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g84OB9jU_ek
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Apr 21, 2017 07:28
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XeeD posted:The wait staff at one of my regular haunts used to tease me if I had less than six pints on my bill. Humiliation, the cornerstone of marketing.
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Apr 21, 2017 07:29
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Just one, OP.
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Apr 21, 2017 07:30
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This may be the gayest thing ever
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Apr 21, 2017 07:32
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3-4 beers to get that mild drunk feeling where you feel fairly jovial I guess
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Apr 21, 2017 07:33
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I'd say I can butt chug about 4 beers before I feel drunk. We're talking about butt chugging, right?
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Apr 21, 2017 07:34
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i drink 6 beers before going out OP
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Apr 21, 2017 07:36
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i dont like getting drunk. i like getting a solid buzz and leave it at that "oh dude i got so wasted last night" "how wasted did you get man" "so wasted" "awesome  "
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Apr 21, 2017 07:58
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The last time I got drunk from beer it took 14 500 ml cans. I don't drink beer regularly though because if I did I would become enormously fat.
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Apr 21, 2017 08:15
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About a 6er. More or less.
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Apr 21, 2017 08:26
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BLARGHLE posted:This may be the gayest thing ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZWgltnZVN8
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Gaunab posted:Pretty much the title of the thread; how many beers does it take for you to get drunk? Assume that the beers are 5.5% Abv and in a 12 oz can for any nerds who care about that. You define drunk on you own. How many beers? HOW MANY BEERS?! My current favorite is Karbach Lemon & Ginger Radler Takes about 6 of those
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The Protagonist posted:who gets drunk on beer?? It's just lolly water. Spirits are the only thing to make a dent.
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Apr 21, 2017 08:41
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Probably 6 or so. I had 4 bottles of ~8.3% beer the other night and was feeling pretty good
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