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signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008


This lil NUH bout to suck a big dick / thick slick bustin in your rear end like BAM/ just need one ball i hit the grand slam / [unintelligible] ol dirty gently caress ya

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Dinosaur Gum

This game be broke as gently caress.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008
I steal other peoples food and am a twat

Whomst? Why've ne'er heardst of such a fellow presently.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008



Cash first.

...and the pitch!
Jul 13, 2007



Full communism now

Tom Gorman
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts

I'm into all assholes. I like it because it's tinier than a pussyhole.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008



I've been through EST, and I don't think you should do it.

Hippity Hoppity
Mar 18, 2017

heh bleb bleb bleb

donate to the humane society


Remember to go to church on sunday

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

Make your buddy smile!


I don't have no trouble with you loving me.

But I have a little problem with you NOT loving me.

XeeD
Jul 9, 2001
I see invisible dumptrucks.

"ODB was a trash human and I'm glad he's dead." - Kurt Cobain

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.


Buglord

Remember what Ol' Dirty said:

I gently caress YO rear end UP.

...and the pitch!
Jul 13, 2007



Fight fiercely, Harvard!
Fight, fight, fight!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

BUH BUH BUH

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005

Buy another round
They try to shut us down
but
WE STILL IN THIS BITCH



Buglord

agHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH im drinkin a beer

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

FUCK FEMINISM I BELIEVE IN HUMAN RIGHTS...FOR ALL!


I'm super dead.

Regrettable
Jan 4, 2010


Shimmy shimmy yaw shimmy yam shimmy yay

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



Dinosaur Gum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-i6tnkxWX0

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


My name's ODB and I'm here to say / rappin' and a-rhymin is my favorite way / to make learning fun for the boys and girls / of e-ve-rey age all over the world

*record scratch breakdown*

Uncle at Nintendo
Dec 31, 2000

MIYAMOTO-SAN... YOU HAVE MY AXE


Dirt McGirt, that's my mother fuckin name
Starfox 2, that's my mother fuckin game

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

.


Dirt gon give it to ya

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend / you could / cut ties from all the lies that you've been livin' in / and / if you do not want to see me again / I would understand

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

FUCK FEMINISM I BELIEVE IN HUMAN RIGHTS...FOR ALL!


OMGVBFLOL posted:

I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend / you could / cut ties from all the lies that you've been livin' in / and / if you do not want to see me again / I would understand

That's Eddie Vedder you doofus.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.


Buglord

Why you comin' home 5 in the morn'
Something's going on, can I smell yo dick?
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop


Gimme ten McNuggets

Uncle at Nintendo
Dec 31, 2000

MIYAMOTO-SAN... YOU HAVE MY AXE


Grem posted:

That's Eddie Vedder you doofus.

ODB sampled it

Les Os
Mar 28, 2010


Let a hundred flowers bloom

OMGVBFLOL
Dec 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


[WASHINGTON]
Ladies and gentlemen, you coulda been anywhere in the world tonight, but you’re here with us in New York City. Are you ready for a cabinet meeting???

The issue on the table: Secretary Hamilton’s plan to assume state debt and establish a national bank. Secretary Jefferson, you have the floor, sir

[JEFFERSON]
‘Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.’
We fought for these ideals; we shouldn’t settle for less
These are wise words, enterprising men quote ‘em
Don’t act surprised, you guys, cuz I wrote ‘em

[JEFFERSON/MADISON]
Oww

[JEFFERSON]
But Hamilton forgets
His plan would have the government assume state’s debts
Now, place your bets as to who that benefits:
The very seat of government where Hamilton sits

[HAMILTON]
Not true!

[JEFFERSON]
Ooh, if the shoe fits, wear it
If New York’s in debt—
Why should Virginia bear it? Uh! Our debts are paid, I’m afraid
Don’t tax the South cuz we got it made in the shade
In Virginia, we plant seeds in the ground
We create. You just wanna move our money around
This financial plan is an outrageous demand
And it’s too many drat pages for any man to understand
Stand with me in the land of the free
And pray to God we never see Hamilton’s candidacy
Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky
Imagine what gon’ happen when you try to tax our whisky


[HAMILTON]
Thomas. That was a real nice declaration
Welcome to the present, we’re running a real nation
Would you like to join us, or stay mellow
Doin’ whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello?
If we assume the debts, the union gets
A new line of credit, a financial diuretic
How do you not get it? If we’re aggressive and competitive
The union gets a boost. You’d rather give it a sedative?
A civics lesson from a slaver. Hey neighbor
Your debts are paid cuz you don’t pay for labor
“We plant seeds in the South. We create.”
Yeah, keep ranting
We know who’s really doing the planting
And another thing, Mr. Age of Enlightenment
Don’t lecture me about the war, you didn’t fight in it
You think I’m frightened of you, man?
We almost died in the trench
While you were off getting high with the French
Thomas Jefferson, always hesitant with the President
Reticent—there isn’t a plan he doesn’t jettison
Madison, you’re mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine
drat, you’re in worse shape than the national debt is in
Sittin’ there useless as two shits
Hey, turn around, bend over, I’ll show you
Where my shoe fits

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010



Pass me that condom please

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Brother man brother man.

Today's the day to join the klan.

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004


"Ahooheh"

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Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK


*mumbles and shouts obscenities over the master tracks of that one ICP album*

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