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Angelwolf
Jul 2, 2006

This wolf is also an angel but it doesn't have a halo


I'm Chandler.

Chandler: "Joey, i told you to stop holding me up"
Joey: "I'm not, I'm holding up this couch"

*audience laughs*

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Hugoon Chavez
Nov 4, 2011

THUNDERDOME LOSER


I'm Gunther.

I kill myself.

Edit: *audience laughs*

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


<blows own head off>

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

Take your, heh, SHOT at world domination

oh man i have so many problems in my life, as a normal looking person in my 20s with an apartment in new york that SHOULD cost a fortune but i can afford because reasons.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

I am
DOUGIE'S COFFEE


I wonder what black people look like

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

Skaven spotted!


I'm gonna plow Phoebe and Joey, the only remotely fuckable ones out of the six.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.


Dinosaur Gum

Slams fat Monica

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 24 days!


I'M ON A BREAK

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


*gets addicted to painkillers*

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



Hello how are you doing. I am fine thank you for asking

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


* Just chilling up in the sky *

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

im ms chanandler bong

Who What Now posted:

I'm gonna plow Phoebe and Joey, the only remotely fuckable ones out of the six.
out of the 3 girls you go and pick the worst one. you must have a thing for blonds cause you sure dont have a thing for faces

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

Skaven spotted!


gary oldmans diary posted:

im ms chanandler bong
out of the 3 girls you go and pick the worst one. you must have a thing for blonds cause you sure dont have a thing for faces

Jennifer Anniston is not, and has never been, hot.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



Who What Now posted:

Jennifer Anniston is not, and has never been, hot.

hm

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

Who What Now posted:

Jennifer Anniston is not, and has never been, hot.
...

Who What Now posted:

I'm gonna plow Phoebe and Joey, the only remotely fuckable ones out of the six.
i have a feeling in your fantasy phoebe is only there to watch. now im starting to see the appeal of the idea

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

Skaven spotted!


gary oldmans diary posted:

...
i have a feeling in your fantasy phoebe is only there to watch. now im starting to see the appeal of the idea

I mean if she's into it, sure. I really only picked her because she has the best tits of the three.



Same for Joey.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



gary oldmans diary posted:

...
i have a feeling in your fantasy phoebe is only there to watch. now im starting to see the appeal of the idea

if we combine joey and pheobe we arrive at the answer he cant even admit to himself. im afraid this selfdeceiver pines for simple gunther

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

Take your, heh, SHOT at world domination

i mean the spiral was inevitable in a way.

jennifer aniston was and is hot, so shut the gently caress up you goddamn nerds. *steals your lunch money*

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

Skaven spotted!


How nice are Gunther's boobs?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



lorn Wayne posted:

i mean the spiral was inevitable in a way.

jennifer aniston was and is hot, so shut the gently caress up you goddamn nerds. *steals your lunch money*

i know what ur insinuating sir, and i am telling u that we havent consummated the marriage on account of her having the menzies everytime we try, and as u know i am liable to faint at the very sight of blood.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



sir, i will not have my manlihood called into question. those polo trips are of no relevance at all

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



Jennifer Aniston looks like Dustin Hoffman.

Shamino
Mar 14, 2008


I am a member of a the hollywood elite and I like to surprise sex children.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

Take your, heh, SHOT at world domination

Orkin Mang posted:

sir, i will not have my manlihood called into question. those polo trips are of no relevance at all

sir your lunch money is now at particular risk, might i suggest joining a protection racket.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

Orkin Mang posted:

if we combine joey and pheobe we arrive at the answer he cant even admit to himself. im afraid this selfdeceiver pines for simple gunther
but i do want a 3way with the stars of friends

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



of course i find my wife attractive! shes very...precise words escape me at the moment. but rest assured that i much admire her feminine form,in the way of a husband.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

Take your, heh, SHOT at world domination

in 5 years, replace with stats of any current 'high end gaming rig'

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

Skaven spotted!


Jennifer Anniston probably fucks like a dead fish.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

Take your, heh, SHOT at world domination

wait make that 5 weeks.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



lorn Wayne posted:

sir your lunch money is now at particular risk, might i suggest joining a protection racket.

if you are insinuating, sir, that enjoying a somewhat longer than usual cabriolet ride with ones gentleman friends is somehow indicative of something crooked, then i would have u come right out and say it.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



those were doctor prescribed roman baths we were visiting! outrageous slander,sir, outrageous simply, simply not cricket

Angelwolf
Jul 2, 2006

This wolf is also an angel but it doesn't have a halo


Janice had good boobs, agreed?

Angelwolf
Jul 2, 2006

This wolf is also an angel but it doesn't have a halo


When i say good i mean out of the options there

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

Skaven spotted!


Who's Janice?

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Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer


Fallen Rib

I'm the corpse that drowned in the fountain that the cast is dancing in.

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