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sexy mouse
Sep 18, 2008

sexy eye~
sexy nose~
sexy mouse~
don't you know~


never know when you might need to put some unruly routers in their place or something?









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a dingus
Mar 22, 2008

Rhetorical questions only

Fun Shoe

They're all in hiding among the whirring of computer fans, waiting for the perfect moment to shoot up the place.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015


Why did you mug 5 IT guys?

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

a whole new doctrine

Colonel Cancer posted:

Why did you mug 5 IT guys?

We'll never know the sixth one shot op

sexy mouse
Sep 18, 2008

sexy eye~
sexy nose~
sexy mouse~
don't you know~


also why do they carry xd 45s that's like the least practical conceal; carry gun of them all

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber

Grimey Drawer

I am an IT guy and I don't carry half of that poo poo. And the poo poo I do carry, I don't layout and label like it's some loadout screen from a fucken video game.

Who the gently caress needs 2 different vaps, 2 pocket knifes and 2 multitools?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.


Computer janitors cannot stand the reality of their mundanity and invent fictions of themselves that have power over their lives through tool use.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006


Jacking In
Jacking Out


edc people have autism

https://www.reddit.com/r/EDC/

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

sweatpants and tighty whiteys with tactical streaks

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot


PTSD from high school bullies

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

Silent Majority
PEEKABOO


I just carry a printer.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber

Grimey Drawer

Burt Sexual posted:

I just carry a printer.

How far?

Did it get you laid?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

Take your, heh, SHOT at world domination

someone post that nasa janitor nerd pic

i don't even know why i'm asking, it's coming regardless

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Scared of bytes taking bites outta them.

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


real answer, because the demographics are going to be heavily weighted toward the giant suckass pussies that feel threatened by everything including sunlight while they are in an industry that provides huge amounts of disposable income and free time to both dream up and afford these stupid fantasies.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

Take your, heh, SHOT at world domination

i work in data which is the bastard child of IT and i carry just a debit card and phone.

but that sql database probably isn't going to become sentient and attempt murder (again) so

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


I carry a thumb drive with Linux on me at all times. At. All. Times.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

mine is a roll of duct tape, zip ties, a single-piece steel claw hammer, an angle grinder, a pistol, a rusty spoon, and my keychain usb drive
no money of any kind. found i can always get by without it

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


also good job OP, insulting IT nerds gets the most reaction here next to making fun of fat people.










don't ever mock fat IT people

DreadLlama
Jul 15, 2005
Not just for breakfast anymore

At least not these fat people. They'll shoot you.

sexy mouse
Sep 18, 2008

sexy eye~
sexy nose~
sexy mouse~
don't you know~


Space Crabs posted:

also good job OP, insulting IT nerds gets the most reaction here next to making fun of fat people.

i thought it was poor people

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

Take your, heh, SHOT at world domination

sexy mouse posted:

i thought it was poor people

spread the hate i say, just step outside and start screaming insults on the street

Zidrooner
Jul 20, 2006


They need to be as repellent as possible to women so they don't lose nerd cred by getting laid.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005
i had to suck curbcheck's cock to get this account


It's so none of the sales bros ever take their lunch money again.

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


if women like one thing it's awkward thirsty dudes that are armed at all times with 3-4 types of weaponry

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

*Suck My Balls*

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014


i can hardly keep my phone in my pocket how do you nerds stand this

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004



Fun Shoe

I'm the monogrammed handkerchief in picture 3.

Trabandiumium
Feb 19, 2010



Space Crabs posted:

if women like one thing it's awkward thirsty dudes that are armed at all times with 3-4 types of weaponry

so they should add a water bottle to their edc?

Space Crabs
Mar 10, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


Lol just Lol if you don't carry multiple $$$ pocket knives and train in Krav Maga.


These nerds are really just pinatas that will piss themselves and disgorge $6,000 in neat items and weapons when hit.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005


Buglord

sexy mouse posted:

also why do they carry xd 45s that's like the least practical conceal; carry gun of them all

Aren't those made in Yugoslavia or something lol

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

Paid for by the Silent Majority


It's because they realize how fundamentally worthless they are to society and know the position they'll find themselves in when the real shooting starts OP

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




I'm gonna say The Matrix.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005


Buglord

Space Crabs posted:

Lol just Lol if you don't carry multiple $$$ pocket knives and train in Krav Maga.


These nerds are really just pinatas that will piss themselves and disgorge $6,000 in neat items and weapons when hit.

Yeah maybe they do this because they think videogames are real

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

Take your, heh, SHOT at world domination

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Yeah maybe they do this because they think videogames are real

um i'll have you know they are, much like anime.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001



The gun is strictly for suicide, OP

You'd be surprised how often it comes in handy in a corporate environment

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

The Parisian-inspired streets of Winnipeg are no match for my status-defining pickup truck.


Fun Shoe

The only 'EDC' thing I have is a little screwdriver set that I got at princess auto for two bucks.



I did have a pocket knife but I lost it ice fishing. I should buy another one, it was actually super handy even for normal people who don't expect to ever have to enter a knife fight.

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."

r u ready to WALK posted:

The gun is strictly for suicide, OP

You'd be surprised how often it comes in handy in a corporate environment

You just want it to be there. For peace of mind.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

Take your, heh, SHOT at world domination

that lifesized link plushie? totally saw it move on its own one night

*4000 word creepypasta*

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Sebastien Lenorman
Apr 12, 2017

by FactsAreUseless


Do they not have desks? I leave all that poo poo in my office until i need it.

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