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notice how my enemies list is written with three different pastel colors, and the i's have hearts over them, and the last person on the list is me. you can tell when you read the names of who i'm going to destroy that i'm not too intense about it
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Apr 23, 2017 03:38
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People always tell me "Stop acting so serious!" but why? should I be serious for real? because I'm totally joking. I'm not actually being serious so maybe you should lighten up a bit |
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Apr 23, 2017 03:42
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There is no better compliment than the attention of ones associates I say as a fellow prisoners shank pierces my rib cage
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Apr 23, 2017 03:42
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"why so serious?" - joker
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Apr 23, 2017 03:47
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nay do i 
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Apr 23, 2017 05:55
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I'm basically like the trickster god Loki: I do what I think is cool, and I love to hang out with my friends, and I don't care about what's on the news. |
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Apr 23, 2017 06:09
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What a normal person might do, is they might have a job that they take seriously, or a relationship, but I'm more casual about life. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I haven't been to the dentist in a while. |
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Apr 23, 2017 06:11
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life's too short to waste time keeping track of minor slights against me. I have an app that does it instead.
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Apr 23, 2017 06:22
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i purposely have no strong opinions so i can never be wrong. led zep? hell yeah, thats a classic and you cant argue that jack. its a gd checkmate my man. its so easy. everyone should do it |
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Apr 23, 2017 06:36
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I'm not sure you're generalizing from your experience the right way. There are three reasonable interpretations and you've picked one arbitrarily. 1 (yours). One should not take oneself seriously. 2. One should not take you seriously. 3. You should not take anyone seriously. My guess is all three are correct. |
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Apr 23, 2017 06:51
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FactsAreUseless posted:I'm basically like the trickster god Loki: I do what I think is cool, and I love to hang out with my friends, and I don't care about what's on the news. ---------------- |
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Apr 23, 2017 13:03
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When someone upsets me, I try to remove myself from the situation and put in some distance, allowing for a perspective where I can more easily pretend to crush their head between my thumb and index-finger.
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Apr 23, 2017 13:59
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"Are you serious?" I found me asking myself. "No;" was all I could reply. There may have been more, but who really cares? https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 23, 2017 14:00
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Farg posted:"why so serious?" - joker This is a good quote because I'm a lot like The Joker only more so, like where if someone mispronounced his last name the Joker might get angry, but you can tell from the exaggerated way I roll my eyes and stomp out of the room that its' all a joke to me and to prove it I'm going to prank you back by letting all the air out of your tires so when you try to escape I can catch up to you running and jump on the hood of your car with a crowbar because its all a game to me. ---------------- |
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Apr 23, 2017 15:37
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FactsAreUseless posted:What a normal person might do, is they might have a job that they take seriously, or a relationship, but I'm more casual about life. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I haven't been to the dentist in a while. |
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Apr 23, 2017 18:29
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Serious about anything is only asking for to lose interest. sad
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Apr 23, 2017 18:41
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FactsAreUseless posted:I'm basically like the trickster god Loki: I do what I think is cool, and I love to hang out with my friends, and I don't care about what's on the news. |
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FactsAreUseless posted:I'm basically like the trickster god Loki: I do what I think is cool, and I love to hang out with my friends, and I don't care about what's on the news. lol |
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Apr 23, 2017 18:55
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I take my cues on whether to take myself seriously from the laugh track going into hospital operating rooms is about the only way I can achieve constructive self-reflection
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Apr 23, 2017 19:07
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i know better than to buy into my bullshit. when i say stuff like "i'm gonna get up early tomorrow" or "i should try eating healthier" i accompany it with a big jerking off motion to show that i'm not fooled. then i make a stupid face and say "duuuuuhh" as an example of how i dumb i sound. |
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Apr 23, 2017 22:58
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the thing that makes me the maddest, i s when people ask if i'm mad, because i'm not, and they should know better, if they would just read the t-shirt i'm wearing
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Apr 23, 2017 23:10
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been a sardonic badass for as long as I can remember. picture me, reciting the Girl Scout promise with a wry smile. just born that way, I guess
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Apr 23, 2017 23:48
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a fuckin subaru posted:i purposely have no strong opinions so i can never be wrong. led zep? hell yeah, thats a classic and you cant argue that jack. its a gd checkmate my man. its so easy. everyone should do it Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings I live for my dream and a pocketful of gold
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Apr 24, 2017 00:40
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Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 20 years? Me: Not very seriously. Interviewer: Excuse me? Me: I'm seeing myself, but not very seriously. I like to keep my options open. |
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Apr 26, 2017 01:48
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deep dish peat moss posted:Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 20 years? Retired.   (as in dead  )
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Apr 26, 2017 02:13
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The only serious thing about me is my satellite radio subscription.
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Apr 26, 2017 22:27
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Happy halloween |
Doctor: I'm afraid it's terminal Me: lol |
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Apr 26, 2017 23:47
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cda posted:Doctor: I'm afraid it's terminal ...terminal not caring, that is!!! ohohohohoho |
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Apr 26, 2017 23:55
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cda posted:Doctor: I'm afraid it's terminal |
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Apr 27, 2017 00:10
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I usually take it easy, like when someone cuts me off in traffic I almost always stop tailgating them after only 3 miles, and when my neighbors dog barks at night I barely even toss the brick through his window |
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Apr 27, 2017 00:30
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whenever someone criticizes me i politely tell them that i am in fact harder on myself than anyone so they can go have a nice day!!!!
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Apr 27, 2017 01:52
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cda posted:Doctor: I'm afraid it's terminal Me: bash or dos lmao |
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Apr 27, 2017 02:37
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I'm glad you don't take yourself seriously op since nobody else does (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 27, 2017 02:50
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Farg posted:"why so serious?" - joker "i don't take myself seriously" - me "I'm sorry, I wasn't actually talking to you, there was someone else directly behind you. Apologies for the embarrassment" - joker ---------------- |
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Apr 27, 2017 03:14
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Judge is reading off a list of all the crimes I've been accused of and the courtroom gets more and more silent as each one is read off, all of them more violent and heinous than the last. She's trying to stay stern and professional but her voice noticeably shakes as the list goes on. me: "life is kind of funny in a way" ---------------- |
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Apr 27, 2017 03:18
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little munchkin posted:Judge is reading off a list of all the crimes I've been accused of and the courtroom gets more and more silent as each one is read off, all of them more violent and heinous than the last. She's trying to stay stern and professional but her voice noticeably shakes as the list goes on. |
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Apr 27, 2017 03:42
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little munchkin posted:Judge is reading off a list of all the crimes I've been accused of and the courtroom gets more and more silent as each one is read off, all of them more violent and heinous than the last. She's trying to stay stern and professional but her voice noticeably shakes as the list goes on. |
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Apr 27, 2017 03:48
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little munchkin posted:Judge is reading off a list of all the crimes I've been accused of and the courtroom gets more and more silent as each one is read off, all of them more violent and heinous than the last. She's trying to stay stern and professional but her voice noticeably shakes as the list goes on.
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Grandmother of Five posted:When someone upsets me, I try to remove myself from the situation and put in some distance, allowing for a perspective where I can more easily pretend to crush their head between my thumb and index-finger. |
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