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*keeps the option open to move back home with parents*
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*Reads articles on stupid people in order to boost his self esteem*
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Apr 24, 2017 08:40
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this thread is simultaneously too real and spooky for me.
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Apr 24, 2017 08:56
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Im going my own way and it's my choice! Yes it is! No mom I'm serious. No. I love you too. Bye mom. *Hangs up* *hangs self*
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Apr 24, 2017 09:15
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*visits married friends* *watches them slowly lose their minds while kids act like maniacs* Friends: haha oh boy you are so lucky you haven't got kids!!!! *tries to politely disagree but can't be sincere*
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Apr 24, 2017 12:14
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My neighbour has 2 kids started school last year and ever since his life has been a never ending procession of communicable dieases
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Apr 24, 2017 12:22
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 "Just eighteen years until he leaves for college" "yes, where does the time go"*pretends not to notice the tears in their bloodshot eyes*^^^and also not remarking on their health.
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Apr 24, 2017 12:22
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I'm 30 and childless and unmarried and laying in my girlfriends bed shitposting but probably going to go back to sleep 'cause she just left to go to work and I have nothing to do for another couple hours but there's a wet spot I should probably take care of first. Life's not so bad. Jesus Christ fucked around with this message at 12:45 on Apr 24, 2017 |
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Apr 24, 2017 12:43
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*Sleeps well* *Able to make long term financial plans due to abundance of disposable income* *Plans second mini vacation of the year with girlfriend, which could start next week or next month who cares ain't got to find a babysitter* *Enjoys playing with kids of family or friends, then goes home to do whatever while parents try to get their kids to sleep for an hour* *Can have sex anytime, in any room of the house* *Will most likely regret not getting kids at some point, will regret a whole bunch of other things too so who the gently caress cares*
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Apr 24, 2017 12:55
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Runaktla posted:*has great girlfriend who dislikes marriage and kids too* This is me irl
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Apr 24, 2017 13:26
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I got kids I just don't know them I've spread my seed and ensured my genetic continuation but I refuse to get locked down by my spawn
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Apr 24, 2017 13:27
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From your avatar I'm not sure that you realise that a woman is required for this.
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Apr 24, 2017 13:32
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*constantly relieved that a 24-pack of toilet paper lasts for weeks at a time* *takes shirt off*
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Apr 24, 2017 14:58
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common law married with a vasectomy, ya'll life owns
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Apr 24, 2017 14:58
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*nephew never visits anymore because carpenter bees have taken over the garage porch. Hopes he never gets over his bee fear so you can finally take down the swing set that you're tired of mowing around*
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Apr 24, 2017 15:01
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*grows increasingly socially isolated as life isn't like "entourage"*
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Apr 24, 2017 18:01
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*sits at desk at work, listening to a co-worker breathe thinks a stampeding water buffalo even though he's sitting. Oh, also the co-worker is rummaging loudly through colored pencils because he's working on a coloring book.* I feel like this is just a "what are you doing right now?" Thread.
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Apr 24, 2017 18:08
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*thinks girlfriend of eight years wants to never get married* *baffled when she leaves and marries some other guy in less than a year??*
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Apr 24, 2017 18:10
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Zzulu posted:I got kids Aren't you locked down by a fat wife ?
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Apr 24, 2017 18:11
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*looks at old photograph of now ex-girlfriend, baffled by why it didn't work out, since it was working perfectly with the woman viewed in the photo, can't understand that she changed and he didn't* durr
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Apr 24, 2017 18:13
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life is good
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Apr 24, 2017 18:14
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*refuses to realize that she left for a reason, that she'd told him the reason a thousand times, and he didn't want to grow up or become the man who believed her* women are crazy, am I right?? ha ha *is talking to himself, alone* *alone* *alone*
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Apr 24, 2017 18:17
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Pick posted:*looks at old photograph
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Apr 24, 2017 18:16
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*thinks that clicking through Google's high-res version of a national park is the same as going there and enjoying it with his kids* lmao checkmate. heheh
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Apr 24, 2017 18:18
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*Has meaningless sex with someone who leaves afterwards, as God intended*
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Apr 24, 2017 18:22
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pick saw the video for Staind - It's Been a While and it has colored his views of relationships ever since
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Apr 24, 2017 18:24
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Pick posted:*refuses to realize that she left for a reason, that she'd told him the reason a thousand times, and he didn't want to grow up or become the man who believed her* women are crazy, am I right?? ha ha *is talking to himself, alone* You're projecting so hard that you could see the film from the moon.
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Apr 24, 2017 18:25
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*Goes to busy restaurant and gets seat immediately at the counter while families with a herd of squalling children wait for hours*
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Apr 24, 2017 18:27
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*never knows the joy of creating a child who will someday enjoy the future you won't live to experience* i love dwarf fortress, they've recently added smelting
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Apr 24, 2017 18:34
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takes up the material-end of a bunch of hobbies. never actually participates in them. e: this is also a dad thing. interesting. e2: also plays a lot of overwatch, mostly genji.
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Apr 24, 2017 18:37
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Get to watch whatever I want on tv.
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Apr 24, 2017 18:39
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*is the cool uncle that all the kids love because gives really good Christmas presents and takes them cursing in his Miata where he takes it up to 100Mph on the highway as long as you don't tell anyone* *Disgruntled brother-in-law starts rumors that Uncle may be gay*
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Apr 24, 2017 18:42
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Pick posted:*never knows the joy of creating a child who will someday enjoy the future you won't live to experience* i love dwarf fortress, they've recently added smelting Pick we will know this joy together soon 
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Apr 24, 2017 18:44
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Apr 24, 2017 18:45
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*somehow fails to realize how weird it is to lust after women young enough to be their daughter simply due to not having one*
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Apr 24, 2017 18:52
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I think it's great that some other kids will get to have fun childhoods like I did and have plenty of fond memories. At the same time I can also relate to Agamemnon throwing babies off the walls of Troy.
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Apr 24, 2017 19:02
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Pick posted:*refuses to realize that she left for a reason, that she'd told him the reason a thousand times, and he didn't want to grow up or become the man who believed her* women are crazy, am I right?? ha ha *is talking to himself, alone* You never actually told him, you just passive aggressively hinted at it because you lack the courage to actually face any non-trivial issues head on, so instead you blame everything on him and live in denial
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Apr 24, 2017 19:07
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Magnitogorsk. posted:You never actually told him, you just passive aggressively hinted at it because you lack the courage to actually face any non-trivial issues head on, so instead you blame everything on him and live in denial Well, yeah. It's Pick.
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Apr 24, 2017 19:09
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*buys sick new motorcycle* *crashes* *dies*
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dev286 posted:*buys sick new motorcycle*
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