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paul_soccer10 posted:*retirement plan is heroin overdose* My plan is a tank of helium and a SCUBA rebreather but to each their own. And I have retirement accounts like a Roth IRA because I like watching numbers move.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 12:13 |
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Bobcats posted:*well I guess nothing is going on this Friday night *gets shitfaced by 7:30 on Friday night before passing out on the couch while watching a long forgotten horror movie.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 12:19 |
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DadJokeGenerator posted:*wonders if not having kids is the right choice* *overhears co-workers mention "getting away from family" as advantage to commuting long distances and working overtime* No, seriously, I've personally witnessed that one. What's this about reproduction being the absolute best thing one can do with one's life? *Hopes Google's immortality project bears fruit within the next 40 years*
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 14:25 |
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*bead of sweat slides down forehead while parents interact with your new girlfriend, who just moved in with you. They joke about actually getting some grandkids someday.* *girlfriend is actually trans*
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 14:39 |
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*is gay* *brings his "best friend" to conservative family dinners*
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 14:43 |
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*goes to disneyland with elderly parents*
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 14:50 |
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*11:00 Saturday, wakes up, ice cream and leftover pizza* *12:00 ,a quick wank and shower* *13:00 - 19:00 YouTube* *19:30 something greasy for supper* *20:30 MST3K episode which has been watched 9 times before* *22:30 reading forums* *Cries self to sleep*
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 15:20 |
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This thread is really sad.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 16:12 |
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*has the day off *goes to the strip club at noon
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 16:19 |
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*wakes up late* *goes over to friends house who has a kid to watch soccer game* *after game, leaves friend and friends kid* *goes home, smokes bowl, BBQs* Yeah, that's good. Also, trips are more fun sans kids.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 16:27 |
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*cans of labatt blue tallboys flood out of the pantry when opened, is passed out drunk and its 2 pm on a wednesday*
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 16:33 |
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*dusts anime figures* *thinks maybe he should move them out of the living room just in case a girl comes over* *decides to just put them back where they were*
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 16:33 |
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*gets masturbated by a retard masturbator*
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 16:37 |
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* taught middle schoolers for 15 years * * oh yeah, DEFFO want one of these dipshits in my life all the time! * * retires at age 40 to smoke weed in WA with wife * * giggles at dipshits who had kids who will never have any loving opportunities because it's 20fuckin17 * * is a smug rear end in a top hat *
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 16:43 |
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*desperately tries to fit in with other men *fails
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 16:51 |
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Iron Crowned posted:*has the day off thats the life my friend!
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 17:54 |
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DoctorGonzo posted:thats the life my friend! The one I like to go to has free roast beef on Fridays
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 17:57 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:you know some of the people who post on this website are actually kind of weird not me, I'm perfectly normal
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 18:31 |
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*ahhh, looking forward to the weekend where I'm beholden to no one*
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 18:36 |
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*buys vinyl* *neglects hygine*
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 18:56 |
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*wishes there was a single mom out there for him*
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 18:59 |
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*is less able to provide comfort to a woman than a 10 lb pointy eating and fighting machine that licks its own rear end in a top hat and needs a special box for pooping*
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:00 |
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*swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right *
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:05 |
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Pick posted:*is less able to provide comfort to a woman than a 10 lb pointy eating and fighting machine that licks its own rear end in a top hat and needs a special box for pooping* Eh, at least she doesn't have a dog, dog ladies are the real weirdos
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:06 |
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Pick posted:*is less able to provide comfort to a woman than a 10 lb pointy eating and fighting machine that licks its own rear end in a top hat and needs a special box for pooping* Hey, that's my PS4 PRO you're disparaging. Besides, they're essentially the same, if they stop working I just blow a can of compressed air and voila!
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:07 |
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Pick posted:*is less able to provide comfort to a woman than a 10 lb pointy eating and fighting machine that licks its own rear end in a top hat and needs a special box for pooping* holy moley
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:08 |
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paul_soccer10 posted:*retirement plan is heroin overdose* fun fact: poppy seeds are widely available online and on products found in various bagel outlets
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:09 |
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*hasn't cleaned the bottom of the toilet seat in years and quite frankly, is afraid to look*
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:10 |
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An interior decorator? Jesus Christ, his house looked like poo poo.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:11 |
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*looks at the type of crazy that Pick is posting* *laughs* *continues to not deal with any of that kinda poo poo*
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:12 |
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now i know for a fact you can be a childless adult man who never married who is not single
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:17 |
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I'm just holding out for that special lady that doesn't want to drag me into an abyss of emotional instability, self-centeredness, and strict ultimatums regarding crankin' it to Japanese cartoons.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:20 |
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*only shaves the pubes on the shaft that get in the way of jerking it*
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:27 |
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Pick posted:*is less able to provide comfort to a woman than a 10 lb pointy eating and fighting machine that licks its own rear end in a top hat and needs a special box for pooping* *checks notes* Actually, yeah.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:51 |
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*is pretty sure his ex fed her cat tuna on her vagina*
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 19:57 |
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paul_soccer10 posted:mods can you add a "NO GAYS" tag to the thread title please Hey gays can get married now. There are plenty of sad and pathetic gay childless gay men all alone in this world.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 20:17 |
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Iron Crowned posted:*desperately tries to fit in with other men *goes to friends 30th, meets half the people from high school because he was and is a pretty cool dude* *finds out only 2 couples there have kids and everyone has been traveling, building kick rear end career, and doing awesome things* *overhears a few old friends that couldn't make it do have kids, couldn't find a sitter, and are burnt out husks of people*
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 20:20 |
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Pick posted:*is less able to provide comfort to a woman than a 10 lb pointy eating and fighting machine that licks its own rear end in a top hat and needs a special box for pooping* *sees dog "Hell yeah! Let's get one now"* *sees chill and polite kindergarten kid "Hmm, maybe these little ones are ok." *sees stroppy toddler scream constantly about nothing, calls vasectomy clinic to book next available appointment*
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 20:23 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:now i know for a fact you can be a childless adult man who never married who is not single I'm a childless adult man who never married who is not single, AMA
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 20:55 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 11:54 |
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Scornful Sexbot posted:I'm a childless adult man who never married who is not single, AMA That's all of us in here though, except Pick, and Pick just needs to get therapy
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