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This one works whether you're a man or not: *is too ugly and dumb to ever have children/be wanted* Time to enjoy my childish games and books
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*has hot pockets for days, bitches*
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Apr 25, 2017 21:02
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This one only works for one gender *reflects miserably on my own relationships but in opposite gendered thread*
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Apr 25, 2017 21:05
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And this one only works for man. *is hungry, buys and eats product titled specifically "hungry man"*
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Apr 25, 2017 21:06
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*makes sure not to talk about the weekend's crazy exploits around the marrieds*
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*in similar style of hesitant voice like those kids on "Kids Explain Stuff" video where like a gen-Y kid has to guess what a tape-recorder is* Uuuh...they like..they're like... they like food wihout vitamins, I think? Like, food from a microwave? And, uh, Ninjago! They looove the Ninjagos.
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Apr 25, 2017 21:32
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Check out my model H scale train collection and table!
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*saves an innocent life from a lifetime of poverty and mental illness* There, thread. Are you hapARE YOU HAPPY NOW, THREAD?
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ProperCoochie posted:*saves an innocent life from a lifetime of poverty and mental illness* 
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Elsa posted:*makes sure not to talk about the weekend's crazy exploits around the marrieds*
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*has a family history of horrible degenerative conditions that pass on* *gets vasectomy, saves 2.5 invalids from painful existence*
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Colonel Cancer posted:*has a family history of horrible degenerative conditions that pass on* I'm worried about you, Col. Cancer. You doin' ok, bud?
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Shamino posted:Check out my model H scale train collection and table! I think you mean model N.
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rap music posted:I'm worried about you, Col. Cancer. You doin' ok, bud? *trolls forums, doesn't break kayfabe* well, poo poo.
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*goes to family dinner* *moves to the kids table* Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Apr 26, 2017 |
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Apr 26, 2017 01:25
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*watching the new king Kong movie alone on 5 dollar Tuesday *
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Apr 26, 2017 01:40
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Western women don't understand what love is and will just try to spermjack me. Waiting for my waifu to graduate so we can be together
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*Gets stuck with all the bitchwork at his job while the dads get to go home and enjoy the time with their families* *Has to cover all the breeders' shifts because they are out on FMLA to hang out with their kid in the field trip to the aquarium.* *Not permitted to hang out in local park as an unaccompanied childless male* *Statistically more likely to die sooner than his married and bred counterparts *
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Apr 26, 2017 02:04
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*dies of rear end cancer because no one will drive him home from the proctologist*
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*Suffers multiple heart attacks because no wife to nag him into going in for observation* For real my mom saved my step-dads life when he had the symptoms of an imminent heart attack. She pestered and nagged him to the point he went just to get away from the sound of her voice. Eight more hours and he would've been a bloated corpse but he got a quadruple bypass before actually having the heart attack giving him a far better prognosis.
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Apr 26, 2017 02:12
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*maga*
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Edgar posted:*watching the new king Kong movie alone on 5 dollar Tuesday * 
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Apr 26, 2017 02:58
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edgar is the new king of this thread
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Apr 26, 2017 02:58
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*in early forties and still repressing homosexual feelsings*
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Apr 26, 2017 03:00
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*wants thing, buys thing*
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Apr 26, 2017 03:03
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Being childless is wasted on the childless.
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Apr 26, 2017 03:13
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*cleans the house to Nu-Disco*
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*participates in multi-year feuds with children*
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Apr 26, 2017 03:46
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*is a moderator on dead gay online forums*
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*RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPES*
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*gets neg hole pozzed at the local public park glory hole, dies*
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*skipped dinner, grabs a large bag of sour patch kids and a watermelon zero calorie rockstar*
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*has a ton of disposable income to spend on videogames and other useless garbage distractions*
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*physically dominate animals to feel good*
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*disses ONLY woman who could EVER love him* I'm stupid!!!!!!!
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Apr 26, 2017 05:18
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*takes comfort in the fact that this is all a work of fiction*
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*Enjoys simple life, without fineries or frivolous objects* *Hangs out in the local community, looked up to by peers* *Has job he only has to go in for on part of Saturday and part of Sunday, but has full benefits and retirement plan* *Really loves giving the homily, but makes sure it doesn't drag too long so the congregation can still catch the game*
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Edgar posted:*watching the new king Kong movie alone on 5 dollar Tuesday * I think any gender can recognize a good deal. I do this 2-3 times a month. i get drunk for it. just came back from eraserhead
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*Underside of Chevy provides all the emotional warmth he could ever want*
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:I think any gender can recognize a good deal. I do this 2-3 times a month. i get drunk for it. just came back from eraserhead yeah there are some crazy cheap theaters around here I go all the time, they're like $4 any time
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