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*Was chosen by God to lead his people in battle* *Kills a hundred men with the jawbone of a Donkey* *Tries to change his life and clean up for a woman and considers settling down, goes to meet her family, and when she asks him to stay bound to her forever panics and kills himself instead*
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Apr 27, 2017 03:49
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not much haaaair left oooonnn heeeis heaaaaad
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Apr 27, 2017 03:53
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i don't get it wouldn't this just be a normal thread on SA?
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Apr 27, 2017 03:58
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*Has mastered 5 different instruments & has to turn down multiple invitations from other musicians* *Has saved over 440K in his 401k* *Stayed in outstanding shape & regularly bangs girls more than ten years younger*
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Apr 27, 2017 04:01
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*Accidentally trapped inside a quantum experiment. Is disentangled from time, blue*
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Apr 27, 2017 04:02
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Space Taxi posted:His genius was stored in his balls. This was a Seinfeld skit.
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Apr 27, 2017 04:13
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*Never worked a normal job, mostly collects electronics and other hobby items* *Lives in a large home in the suburbs, but the only house-guest is an old family friend* *Works almost entirely at night* *Obsessed with crime statistics, uses computer to constantly monitor and track criminal activity* *Thinks a touch of yellow to his black and grey ensemble is the perfect pop of color*
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Apr 27, 2017 04:47
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*spends Friday night watching previously recorded*
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Apr 27, 2017 04:58
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*posts on the something awful dot com comedy forums. specifically in the "general bullshit" subforum. god drat, and those loving mods renamed it to "girl boss sentral"? as if it wasn't bad enough being rejected by women in my personal life. ah gently caress it, i know how to make myself feel better. I'll just post nasty passive aggressive poo poo in the "itt we are childless adult women who never married thread."*
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Apr 27, 2017 05:10
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*watches breaking bad for the 11 time* *starts thinking skype is attractive*
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Apr 27, 2017 05:35
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*is rabidly approaching 30* *cant tell if he wants kids because he wants kids or if he thinks it will force him to get his poo poo together* *looks at dog & cat* *imagines them as needing constant attention, food, clothes, medicine, toys, advice and guidance* *jacks off while booting up powerful gaming PC*
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Apr 27, 2017 06:03
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-uses co-workers venting about their dissatisfaction with their marriages and children in casual office conversations to justify being childless and unmarried- -forgets that co-workers are insufferable idiots who have been wrong about literally everything else-
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Apr 27, 2017 06:31
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Jesus was a childless adult man who never married Just saying jesus was a loser
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Apr 27, 2017 07:26
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Fartbox posted:Jesus was a childless adult man who never married Mary Mag was his wife actually and jesus did have kids shroud of Turin was tested fam folks have jesus DNA and guess what, he has biological descended and they are native americans
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Apr 27, 2017 07:32
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well I've learned a lot this day
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Apr 27, 2017 07:31
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*transitions into childless adult female who never married*
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Apr 27, 2017 08:56
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*identifies as a person with children* *society embraces the bluff*
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Apr 27, 2017 09:03
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Space Taxi posted:*identifies as a person with children* Up until the cops bust your dungeon and send you off to prison.
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Apr 27, 2017 09:05
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Colonel Cancer posted:*transitions into childless adult female who never married* haha can he say that????
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Apr 27, 2017 15:39
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is the third horsie on the left on the cock carousel
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Apr 27, 2017 16:24
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*Composes a bunch of symphonies, is remembered forever*
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Apr 27, 2017 19:40
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Meh, I'm bored. *goes to sleep*
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Apr 27, 2017 19:57
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*doesnt wake up* *nobody cares*
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Apr 27, 2017 19:59
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*sculpts a beautiful woman out of ivory* *falls in love with statue* *prays to Venus to grant it life*
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Apr 28, 2017 10:23
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*wears a TOOL tshirt*
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Apr 28, 2017 10:24
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*murders Silver Lake teenage camp counselors*
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Apr 28, 2017 10:26
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*Is unbelievably jacked, to the point of his strength making a mockery of normal men" "Mom is not his biological mother, she continues to bitterly resent him as a reminder of his father's infedelity" "Constantly runs into crazy women who want to capture him or scream about some other chore they need doing* *Enjoys his life on the road, and never visits his parents" "Secretly doesnt go up to the mountain to visit his father because he feels like hasnt accomplished enough*
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Apr 28, 2017 15:52
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Wicker Man posted:*stares at monitor, wondering what game to install next.* weak wrists big dick posted:*posts in GBS*
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Apr 29, 2017 14:40
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Wicker Man posted:*stares at monitor, wondering what game to install next.* Get more hard drives, scrub, install them all.
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Apr 29, 2017 15:16
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Bust Rodd posted:*is rabidly approaching 30* i'm actually over 30
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Apr 29, 2017 16:13
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-types lol- -is not actually laughing out loud-
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Apr 29, 2017 16:17
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Guy Mann posted:-uses co-workers venting about their dissatisfaction with their marriages and children in casual office conversations to justify being childless and unmarried- oh gently caress dude, insanely accurate post.
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Apr 29, 2017 16:23
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*in a world of crime and scumbags, is the last man standing*
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Guy Mann posted:-types lol- Who would do this??? Insane
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