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*thinks girlfriend of eight years wants to never get married* *baffled when she leaves and marries some other guy in less than a year??*
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Apr 24, 2017 18:10
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*looks at old photograph of now ex-girlfriend, baffled by why it didn't work out, since it was working perfectly with the woman viewed in the photo, can't understand that she changed and he didn't* durr
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Apr 24, 2017 18:13
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*refuses to realize that she left for a reason, that she'd told him the reason a thousand times, and he didn't want to grow up or become the man who believed her* women are crazy, am I right?? ha ha *is talking to himself, alone* *alone* *alone*
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Apr 24, 2017 18:17
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*thinks that clicking through Google's high-res version of a national park is the same as going there and enjoying it with his kids* lmao checkmate. heheh
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Apr 24, 2017 18:18
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*never knows the joy of creating a child who will someday enjoy the future you won't live to experience* i love dwarf fortress, they've recently added smelting
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Apr 24, 2017 18:34
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Mordor She Wrote posted:You joke but I went to Mount Rushmoore once and that was the biggest goddamn waste of time. You joke but I took my cat to Mt Rushmore to see the nighttime lighting ceremony and sing the national anthem.
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Apr 24, 2017 21:58
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Mordor She Wrote posted:Did your cat sing the national anthem well? You think you're real fuckin funny but when I sing, my cat sings.
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Apr 24, 2017 22:05
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*is less able to provide comfort to a woman than a 10 lb pointy eating and fighting machine that licks its own rear end in a top hat and needs a special box for pooping*
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Apr 25, 2017 19:00
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*RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPES*
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Apr 26, 2017 04:51
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*disses ONLY woman who could EVER love him* I'm stupid!!!!!!!
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Apr 26, 2017 05:18
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:I think any gender can recognize a good deal. I do this 2-3 times a month. i get drunk for it. just came back from eraserhead yeah there are some crazy cheap theaters around here I go all the time, they're like $4 any time
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Apr 26, 2017 05:43
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*better take her BACK and FAST so he can still SALVAGE THIS*
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Apr 26, 2017 06:02
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*wants her to track him down and bite some sense into him!!!!!* *Wants her to BITE me until I come to my SENSES*
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Apr 26, 2017 06:02
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You should be allowed to bite a stupid man.
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Apr 26, 2017 06:04
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insulated staircase posted:does wheels know about the biting plan? I blew my load telling a mutual before we met that if he died I was going to scrape the tissue off his beautiful hands. The mutual's hands, they looked like Jasmine's hands from Aladdin (1992)
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Apr 26, 2017 06:12
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I thought it would be funny to slip the fetal cougar up his shirt and say "it's a baby, it's YOUR baby!" but he was wearing a jacket and there would be no way to slip it in without going under it which would make it look like I was making a beeline for his penis with a ??? object, which might lead to damage of the object, where it has dollar vagues
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Apr 26, 2017 06:14
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Grevling posted:There's always been smelting in Dwarf Fortress. Don't you know anything about Dwarf Fortress? That trap took way too long to spring
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Apr 26, 2017 16:56
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I freaking hate O'Henry btw
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Apr 26, 2017 18:59
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Barudak posted:*Life's work is cataloging intersex pigs* That's no way to talk about your dad 
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Apr 26, 2017 19:03
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not much haaaair left oooonnn heeeis heaaaaad
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