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Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
*wishes there was a single mom out there for him*

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Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
*swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right *

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
*hasn't cleaned the bottom of the toilet seat in years and quite frankly, is afraid to look*

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
*only shaves the pubes on the shaft that get in the way of jerking it*

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
*is pretty sure his ex fed her cat tuna on her vagina*

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
*makes sure not to talk about the weekend's crazy exploits around the marrieds*

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
*laughs at men who find pick unusual*

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
Thanks to science we have emotional lobotomy in a pill but that's not the life I want lol

quokkaquokkaquokka posted:

is it weird that i don't?

also i'm just pretty much replying to ask how many of those cartoons you gotta do before you end up on the front page.

I should go through and clean them up and make them more presentable. They were sloppy just for thread laughs so far.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
*thinks he cooks incredibly well and competently, but actually eats pizza rolls whenever the opportunity presents itself*

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
*points out what is and is not mutually exclusive in the itt we are childless adult men who never married gbs thread*

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Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
*gets called an idiot by a married* :allears:

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
*thinks less of marrieds every day*

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

Barudak posted:

*Buys his nephews and nieces great gifts, always available to baby sit, and makes the most of his healthy early retirement package*

*Doesnt date because he says he "still isnt ready"*

*Lies awake at night in a cold sweat, unable to sleep, remembering the names and faces of all the men who died under his command*

*has one giant scar across his back*

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
*still busy being a manchild*

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
incels are childless adult men who've never married too

so is prince charming who asked the princess to marry him and when she said no he rode motorcycles and hosed cute skinny girls and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank beer, Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan and drank the milk from the box and never heard bitching and went to rock concerts and kept his apartment and his favorite jeans and never got cheated on while working and his family and his friends thought he was loving cool as hell and had tons of money & left the toilet seat up.

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Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
is the third horsie on the left on the cock carousel

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