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*wishes there was a single mom out there for him*
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 18:59 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 08:40 |
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*swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right swipes right *
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 19:05 |
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*hasn't cleaned the bottom of the toilet seat in years and quite frankly, is afraid to look*
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 19:10 |
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*only shaves the pubes on the shaft that get in the way of jerking it*
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 19:27 |
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*is pretty sure his ex fed her cat tuna on her vagina*
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 19:57 |
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*makes sure not to talk about the weekend's crazy exploits around the marrieds*
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 21:24 |
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*laughs at men who find pick unusual*
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 09:04 |
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Thanks to science we have emotional lobotomy in a pill but that's not the life I want lolquokkaquokkaquokka posted:is it weird that i don't? I should go through and clean them up and make them more presentable. They were sloppy just for thread laughs so far.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 09:19 |
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*thinks he cooks incredibly well and competently, but actually eats pizza rolls whenever the opportunity presents itself*
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 15:26 |
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*points out what is and is not mutually exclusive in the itt we are childless adult men who never married gbs thread*
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 15:57 |
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*gets called an idiot by a married*
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 17:21 |
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*thinks less of marrieds every day*
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 17:29 |
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Barudak posted:*Buys his nephews and nieces great gifts, always available to baby sit, and makes the most of his healthy early retirement package* *has one giant scar across his back*
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 17:39 |
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*still busy being a manchild*
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 20:03 |
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incels are childless adult men who've never married too so is prince charming who asked the princess to marry him and when she said no he rode motorcycles and hosed cute skinny girls and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank beer, Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan and drank the milk from the box and never heard bitching and went to rock concerts and kept his apartment and his favorite jeans and never got cheated on while working and his family and his friends thought he was loving cool as hell and had tons of money & left the toilet seat up.
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 01:56 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 08:40 |
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is the third horsie on the left on the cock carousel
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2017 16:24 |