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*wonders if not having kids is the right choice* *overhears co-workers seriously considering getting a small apartment together just so they can poo poo in peace*
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Iron Crowned posted:*desperately tries to fit in with other men *goes to friends 30th, meets half the people from high school because he was and is a pretty cool dude* *finds out only 2 couples there have kids and everyone has been traveling, building kick rear end career, and doing awesome things* *overhears a few old friends that couldn't make it do have kids, couldn't find a sitter, and are burnt out husks of people*
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Pick posted:*is less able to provide comfort to a woman than a 10 lb pointy eating and fighting machine that licks its own rear end in a top hat and needs a special box for pooping* *sees dog "Hell yeah! Let's get one now"* *sees chill and polite kindergarten kid "Hmm, maybe these little ones are ok." *sees stroppy toddler scream constantly about nothing, calls vasectomy clinic to book next available appointment*
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Divine Styler posted:*has hot pockets for days, bitches* Pick posted:I blew my load Orkin Mang posted:*breathes the freshest air*
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