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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Still better than serial monogamists, tbh. Especially ones who get married 2+ times.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
*is gay*
*brings his "best friend" to conservative family dinners*

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
*has a family history of horrible degenerative conditions that pass on*
*gets vasectomy, saves 2.5 invalids from painful existence*

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

rap music posted:

I'm worried about you, Col. Cancer. You doin' ok, bud?

*trolls forums, doesn't break kayfabe*

well, poo poo.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
*is a moderator on dead gay online forums*

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
* is a catholic priest who never molested children and in fact always tried to protect his flock*

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Toilet Shoes posted:

*Is a decent, not great, man that enjoys the simple things in life.*
*Enjoys his time upon this dead gay Earth.*
*Is hated by every women, for reasons beyond his understanding*

*fails to sire Superhitler, causing untold emotional damage in millions of white supremacists world wide*

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
*transitions into childless adult female who never married*

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Space Taxi posted:

*identifies as a person with children*

*society embraces the bluff*

Up until the cops bust your dungeon and send you off to prison.

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