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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Bobcats posted:

*well I guess nothing is going on this Friday night
*Cracks open work laptop

this post is a coded cry for help

*gets shitfaced by 7:30 on Friday night before passing out on the couch while watching a long forgotten horror movie.

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
*has the day off
*goes to the strip club at noon

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
*desperately tries to fit in with other men
*fails

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

DoctorGonzo posted:

thats the life my friend!

The one I like to go to has free roast beef on Fridays :ninja:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Pick posted:

*is less able to provide comfort to a woman than a 10 lb pointy eating and fighting machine that licks its own rear end in a top hat and needs a special box for pooping*

Eh, at least she doesn't have a dog, dog ladies are the real weirdos

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Scornful Sexbot posted:

I'm a childless adult man who never married who is not single, AMA

That's all of us in here though, except Pick, and Pick just needs to get therapy

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