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Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

*wakes up late*
*goes over to friends house who has a kid to watch soccer game*
*after game, leaves friend and friends kid*
*goes home, smokes bowl, BBQs*

Yeah, that's good.

Also, trips are more fun sans kids.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 16:27

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 07:40

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

*ahhh, looking forward to the weekend where I'm beholden to no one*

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 18:36

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

*buys vinyl*

*neglects hygine*

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 18:56

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Pick posted:

*is less able to provide comfort to a woman than a 10 lb pointy eating and fighting machine that licks its own rear end in a top hat and needs a special box for pooping*

Hey, that's my PS4 PRO you're disparaging.

Besides, they're essentially the same, if they stop working I just blow a can of compressed air and voila!

# ¿ Apr 25, 2017 19:07

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

Barudak posted:

*Buys his nephews and nieces great gifts, always available to baby sit, and makes the most of his healthy early retirement package*

*Doesnt date because he says he "still isnt ready"*

*Lies awake at night in a cold sweat, unable to sleep, remembering the names and faces of all the men who died under his command*

Lives with his "friend" Daryl. Lives happily ever after.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2017 17:39

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