Le Pen went to the finals: Au revoir France

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Motorola 68000: Apr 25, 2014; "Don't be nice. Be good."

Thanks Russia

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:03

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:45

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

les francais sont ~~tous~~ 21.7% des collabos

Though IIRC don't they have a strong tendency to protest vote up until the very last second, at which point they ditch the loony candidates? Right :france:

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:04

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

c'est avril a paris

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:05

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

Still that's 1/5 of the population to exile to the Syrian desert to alleviate any overpopulation, housing shortage etc!

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:07

Arc Hammer: Mar 4, 2013; Got any deathsticks?

Can't wait to see ww3 with democratic Germany facing fascist England and France

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:10

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Arcsquad12 posted:

Can't wait to see ww3 with democratic Germany facing fascist England and France

same but unironically

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:19

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

Arcsquad12 posted:

Can't wait to see ww3 with democratic Germany facing fascist England and France

That's gonna loving suck because the USA is going to be selling arms and providing material support to the fascists this time.

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:19

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

Oh and so will Russia

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:19

Throwdini: Aug 2, 2006

VikingSkull posted:

same but unironically

borders = fascism, now

Throwdini fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Apr 23, 2017

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:19

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
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Watch Melenchon endorse Le Pen lol

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:20

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Throwdini posted:

borders = fascism now

finally, human civilization will toss down the shackles of socialism

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:20

Nucleic Acids: Apr 10, 2007

Throwdini posted:

borders = fascism, now

Le Pen did engage in a bit of holocaust denial recently.

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:27

Motorola 68000: Apr 25, 2014; "Don't be nice. Be good."

It''s a good thing I live in Spain and we always decide to puss out in world wars. Gonna stock up on some Orville Redenbacher's Gourmet Popping Corn.

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:30

Grant DaNasty: Jul 17, 2006

Nucleic Acids posted:

Le Pen did engage in a bit of holocaust denial recently.

quote:

Le Pen suggested France was not responsible for the wartime round-up of Jews who were sent to Nazi death camps. With just 13 days until the first round of voting in France's presidential election, her remarks have been met with widespread condemnation.

Her stance is at odds with former president Jacques Chirac and current premier Francois Hollande, who have both apologized for the role played by French police in the rounding up of 13,000 Jews at the Vel d'Hiv cycling track in Paris, ordered by the Nazis in July 1942.

"I don't think France is responsible for the Vel d'Hiv," Le Pen told French broadcaster LCI on Sunday, arguing that the Nazi-collaborationist Vichy regime "was not France."

"I think that generally speaking if there are people responsible, it's those who were in power at the time. It's not France," she added.

Le Pen later defended her comments in a statement, claiming: "I consider that France and the Republic were in London during the occupation and that the Vichy regime was not France."

I think she's arguing semantics about what government was really "France", but that's hardly denying the holocaust happened.

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:35

COMRADES: Apr 3, 2017; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

That's actually way more encouraging than the worst case scenario of Le Pen just wins in the first round.

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:36

Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

National Front versus en marche. How can I compare this to American political parties since I am uncultured in strange foreign events?

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:37

Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

How can they have elections on sunday. Isn't everyone in church?

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:38

COMRADES: Apr 3, 2017; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I think En Marche! is like the Democrats a few decades ago (???) and the National Front is kinda like the America First Party.

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:40

I AM THE TOILET: Jul 11, 2016

lol you nitwits were banging the same loving drum with Holland's election last month

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:41

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Arcsquad12 posted:

Can't wait to see ww3 with democratic Germany facing fascist England and France

jerries don't have nukes so they'll lose even faster than the last two times

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:41

Throwdini: Aug 2, 2006

Nucleic Acids posted:

Le Pen did engage in a bit of holocaust denial recently.

thanks for the fake news bud

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:41

AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

All the polling has Marcon leading Le Pen from somewhere between 24% and 30%. We may have entered the era of things happening the way everybody expects them to happen again.

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:43

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Edgar posted:

National Front versus en marche. How can I compare this to American political parties since I am uncultured in strange foreign events?

Hillary Clinton vs. Richard Spencer

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:50

Ape Fist: Feb 23, 2007; Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

Wizgot posted:

It''s a good thing I live in Spain and we always decide to puss out in world wars. Gonna stock up on some Orville Redenbacher's Gourmet Popping Corn.

You're one of like 5 Spanish people on the Internet.

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:50

ditty bout my clitty: May 28, 2011; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Sacre bleu!

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:52

Helical Nightmares: Apr 30, 2009

Edgar posted:

National Front versus en marche. How can I compare this to American political parties since I am uncultured in strange foreign events?

Richard Spencer vs Obama 2.0

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:53

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

Arcsquad12 posted:

Can't wait to see ww3 with democratic Germany facing fascist England and France

at what point in this fantasy does germany become democratic? are you talking about the same germany that sets policies for the UN and bans the media from covering the biggest marches the nation has seen since 1940?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoYXh2vawDI

extra stout fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Apr 23, 2017

# ? Apr 23, 2017 21:55

kindermord: Jun 5, 2003; ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

Grant DaNasty posted:

I think she's arguing semantics about what government was really "France", but that's hardly denying the holocaust happened.

sorry friend but it's 2017 so it's holocausting hitler nazis all the way down.

VikingSkull posted:

Hillary Clinton vs. Richard Spencer

Helical Nightmares posted:

Richard Spencer vs Obama 2.0

# ? Apr 23, 2017 22:01

R-Type: Oct 10, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Death to progressivisim, death to liberalisim, kick the left in their confused junk

# ? Apr 23, 2017 22:04

ditty bout my clitty: May 28, 2011; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

R-Type posted:

Death to progressivisim, death to liberalisim, kick the left in their confused junk

This but unironically

# ? Apr 23, 2017 22:04

World Kraid Center: Oct 18, 2009

Hey OP! Thanks for getting the completely non-substantive, hysterical, and hypocritically anti-democratic sentiment done and over with in your post. Should result in a quick, proper death for your thread so that something decent can rise from the ashes, like a smug, chain-smoking phoenix.

What a fascinating time we live in that not wanting to eradicate your own culture and, "learn to live with," the spectre of imported bi-weekly Islamic terrorism makes you a "fascist".

But nobody mention the literal communist in the running or the fact that the likely eventual winner's wife is 24 years his senior and groomed him for a relationship while he was still in loving grade school.

Or the fact that paternity testing and collecting statistics on demographics in France is illegal and that even if you leave the country to find out your child has a 0% chance of being yours, you still have to pay for it.

Forget solar, forget nuclear: there is no greater potential source of untapped energy than the ancestors spinning in their graves.

# ? Apr 23, 2017 22:05

A Bakers Cousin: Dec 18, 2003; by vyelkin

Arcsquad12 posted:

Can't wait to see ww3 with democratic Germany facing fascist England and France

History: A sense of humor.

# ? Apr 23, 2017 22:07

The Human Crouton: Sep 20, 2002

Someone with a contrary opinion to the OP may come into power. We are all doomed. How could anyone be foolish enough to disagree with the OP. Do they not know that the world balances itself solely on the OP's wisdom?

# ? Apr 23, 2017 22:12

Chikimiki: May 14, 2009

Edgar posted:

National Front versus en marche. How can I compare this to American political parties since I am uncultured in strange foreign events?

FN is basically Donald Trump: globally anti-immigration, anti-islam, pro-protectionism (and also former Holocaust deniers and white supremacists).

En marche is US liberals. Socially progressive, but probusiness (as opposed to the classic socialist party, Macron's former party).

# ? Apr 23, 2017 22:13

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

World Kraid Center posted:

Hey OP! Thanks for getting the completely non-substantive, hysterical, and hypocritically anti-democratic sentiment done and over with in your post. Should result in a quick, proper death for your thread so that something decent can rise from the ashes, like a smug, chain-smoking phoenix.

What a fascinating time we live in that not wanting to eradicate your own culture and, "learn to live with," the spectre of imported bi-weekly Islamic terrorism makes you a "fascist".

But nobody mention the literal communist in the running or the fact that the likely eventual winner's wife is 24 years his senior and groomed him for a relationship while he was still in loving grade school.

Or the fact that paternity testing and collecting statistics on demographics in France is illegal and that even if you leave the country to find out your child has a 0% chance of being yours, you still have to pay for it.

Forget solar, forget nuclear: there is no greater potential source of untapped energy than the ancestors spinning in their graves.

poo poo just got real, and he's right if you don't think huge corporations manipulate the internet to hide the truth especially during elections, google Brigitte Trogneux or Brigitte Macron and Google's default summary of her includes the year of her marriage but not her age or year of birth

The same way Google and Facebook flipped the switch within 30 minutes of the DNC leaks to flag WikiLeaks as a 'potential hacksite' and Twitter deleted their #1 trending spot over a dozen times, big globalist corporations don't want you to know this Macron dude is loving a globalist grandmother

extra stout fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Apr 23, 2017

# ? Apr 23, 2017 22:14