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Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

basic hitler posted:

No you don't get it, it's actually cool to not care, and to not engage in discussion, but instead it's really cool to be 100% detached and uncaring. People caring about things enough to get upset is loving hilarious 100% of the time, and not caring about anything and laughing @ everything is insanely cool, so his driveby shitpost is actually an elegant commentary and a request for you to get on his level: ascend to a higher plane to be a cool dude who cares about nothing.

this but unironically

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

basic hitler posted:

No you don't get it, it's actually cool to not care, and to not engage in discussion, but instead it's really cool to be 100% detached and uncaring. People caring about things enough to get upset is loving hilarious 100% of the time, and not caring about anything and laughing @ everything is insanely cool, so his driveby shitpost is actually an elegant commentary and a request for you to get on his level: ascend to a higher plane to be a cool dude who cares about nothing.

Whatever

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Iw0-U9OknI

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

the le pen lady's niece is a dime piece

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

walgreenslatino posted:

No one is calling for an ethnically pure country you smug disingenuous rear end, they just don't want to be run over with a truck. I don't get how you can not understand the sentiment


Ban trucks, clearly.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
France seems pretty divided what with Nationalists and Islamists and Commies all at each others throats but it's going to be fine because they're going to have an investment banker as President.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Yo is anyone in this thread actually french?

Because I am and I have like 2 hours to waste answering questions from you retards if you want.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Creamed Cormp posted:

Yo is anyone in this thread actually french?

Because I am and I have like 2 hours to waste answering questions from you retards if you want.

i went to paris once and it stunk. why does paris stink?

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

Agag posted:

Typical hardline theocrat activities include Fleeing a Warzone With Your Family, Trying Not to Die, and Trying to Open A Barbershop in Toulouse.

yes i also read the fake news that tells me all refugees and immigrants are peaceful domestics and widows and orphans but unlike you i know that i'm being lied to

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
Do you smell urine at this very moment?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Agag posted:

Ban trucks, clearly.

http://www.aftonbladet.se/ledare/a/lo7r9/rensa-stockholm-stoppa-bilarna

Cars have turned into deadly weapons. They have been easy to steal, and nothing has been able to stop their advance.

In Nice, Berlin, Jerusalem, London and Stockholm, they have been used as effective murder machines for terrorists who wanted to kill many people.

If people in the future are to be protected, cars must simply be removed from the collection sites and city centers. It is not reasonable that a big truck can be driven right into Stockholm’s popular walking streets on a Friday afternoon just before Easter. Politicians have been good at protecting themselves, but now they must also ensure citizens’ needs for secure environments.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Blue Raider posted:

i went to paris once and it stunk. why does paris stink?

I think this is par for the course for any major city.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Blue Raider posted:

i went to paris once and it stunk. why does paris stink?

Most major European cities are built upon a 100 foot layer of compacted feces from back before sewers were a thing

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

Creamed Cormp posted:

Yo is anyone in this thread actually french?

Because I am and I have like 2 hours to waste answering questions from you retards if you want.

i was going to make a post about if you noticed the water boiling yet frog, but then i realized frog is a mean way to say 'frenchperson'

srs question: do you find it annoying when all the non-french here make broad assumptions about how safe/unsafe your country is?

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

etalian posted:

I think this is par for the course for any major city.

true but trust me, paris was beyond the pale

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

http://www.aftonbladet.se/ledare/a/lo7r9/rensa-stockholm-stoppa-bilarna

Cars have turned into deadly weapons. They have been easy to steal, and nothing has been able to stop their advance.

In Nice, Berlin, Jerusalem, London and Stockholm, they have been used as effective murder machines for terrorists who wanted to kill many people.

If people in the future are to be protected, cars must simply be removed from the collection sites and city centers. It is not reasonable that a big truck can be driven right into Stockholm’s popular walking streets on a Friday afternoon just before Easter. Politicians have been good at protecting themselves, but now they must also ensure citizens’ needs for secure environments.

What is this alien bullshit link?

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

kindermord posted:

yes i also read the fake news that tells me all refugees and immigrants are peaceful domestics and widows and orphans but unlike you i know that i'm being lied to


Quality satire, man.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Blue Raider posted:

i went to paris once and it stunk. why does paris stink?

I don't live in this godforsaken place, poo poo if I know.

I'd bet that's something that happens to all major cities though

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Creamed Cormp posted:

I don't live in this godforsaken place, poo poo if I know.

I'd bet that's something that happens to all major cities though

Give a summary of all the weirdos currently running for president.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Blue Raider posted:

i went to paris once and it stunk. why does paris stink?

White people who don't bathe regularly, and lots of them have uncut dicks.


Once they are replaced by hygienic and circumcised Muslim immigrants all you will smell is the hummus and garlic sauce.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Agag posted:

White people who don't bathe regularly, and lots of them have uncut dicks.


Once they are replaced by hygienic and circumcised Muslim immigrants all you will smell is the hummus and garlic sauce.

That's the envelope, being pushed.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Clawtopsy posted:

i was going to make a post about if you noticed the water boiling yet frog, but then i realized frog is a mean way to say 'frenchperson'

srs question: do you find it annoying when all the non-french here make broad assumptions about how safe/unsafe your country is?

Eh, it's fine, I don't mind it too much. I mean if the roles were reversed I'd also make assumptions about other countries too anyway, so I really can't blame them. I'm not a huge fan of libs trying to white-guilt me into taking all of the misery of the world in my country though but eh, that's life.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Creamed Cormp posted:

Eh, it's fine, I don't mind it too much. I mean if the roles were reversed I'd also make assumptions about other countries too anyway, so I really can't blame them. I'm not a huge fan of libs trying to white-guilt me into taking all of the misery of the world in my country though but eh, that's life.

Do you always give up this easily?

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Creamed Cormp posted:

Eh, it's fine, I don't mind it too much. I mean if the roles were reversed I'd also make assumptions about other countries too anyway, so I really can't blame them. I'm not a huge fan of libs trying to white-guilt me into taking all of the misery of the world in my country though but eh, that's life.

something tells me the answers you are going to give are not going to be the answers some people want, lmao

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Burt Sexual posted:

Do you always give up this easily?

Just a little French history humor there. :france:

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
if youre walking down the street and hear a diesel engine rev, does everyone duck into a doorway?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Agag posted:

Just a little French history humor there. :france:

Noo

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Agag posted:

White people who don't bathe regularly, and lots of them have uncut dicks.


Once they are replaced by hygienic and circumcised Muslim immigrants all you will smell is the hummus and garlic sauce.

Gotta admit this is one of the more convincing arguments I've heard

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

these Le Pen proto-facists are just dopes who forget France's own Enlightenment values, though the maximum sympathy I can give is that it is in the context of France's close proximity to destabilized Islamic countries (of course destabilized largely by the western world, in addition to Middle Eastern countries being horrid plutocracies with extreme poverty and extreme wealth). Still dumb.

Mokelumne Trekka fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Apr 24, 2017

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Agag posted:

Just a little French history humor there. :france:

Loll

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

these Le Pen proto-facists are just dopes who forget France's own Enlightenment values, though the maximum sympathy I can give is that it is in the context of France's close proximity to destabilized Islamic countries (of course destabilized largely by the western world, in addition to Middle Eastern countries being horrid plutocracies with extreme poverty and extreme wealth). Still dumb.

france enlightenment values resulted in 17,000 people being guilloteaned and the conquest of europe

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
lol all of you who think increased arab world immigration is bed, please type ^^beurette^^ into your favorite porn search place of choice.

edit: those are how you type quotation marks in french. ceci n'e pas un porno

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Piss de Bundy posted:

lol all of you who think increased arab world immigration is bed, please type ^^beurette^^ into your favorite porn search place of choice.

Freudian slip, oui?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Piss de Bundy posted:

lol all of you who think increased arab world immigration is bed, please type ^^beurette^^ into your favorite porn search place of choice.

edit: those are how you type quotation marks in french. ceci n'e pas un porno

Now I'm on a list.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I also think a decrease in the price of prostitutes and porn actresses due to an influx of poor, desperate immigrants with no power and no job skills is a good thing

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*

Piss de Bundy posted:

lol all of you who think increased arab world immigration is bed, please type ^^beurette^^ into your favorite porn search place of choice.

edit: those are how you type quotation marks in french. ceci n'e pas un porno

yeah i remember watching the news when the refugee crisis started, thousands upon thousands of busty unescorted arab women, just droves of em

also dont liberals typically have a problem with fetishizing an entire people?? lol

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

etalian posted:

Give a summary of all the weirdos currently running for president.

Still in the Run:
- Marine Le Pen : even though I agree with her anti-EU and anti-immigration opinions (at least superficially), imho she's a piece of trash. Her party was funded by literal Holocaust deniers and nazi collaborationists, and she owes most of her success to protest voters who don't necessarily agree with her party on all things, but feel betrayed by the other mainstream parties, which is why I can't really be too mad at her voters, they are mostly honest people in a terrible spot with very few politicians listening to them. Her party core and its history is nothing but trash, corruption and either gross incompetence or malice.
- Macron : globalist piece of trash, I despise him and everything he stands for. The kind of investment banker that will fire 15000 workers in an afternoon to keep the global capitalist class happy, but will say something nice about transgender people or islam once in a while so he can still feel like he is a good person. Was strangely pushed by the media as the "man that will save us all" even though he had little support, experience or accomplishments, which kind of makes me wonder if there couldn't be such a thing as moneyed interest pushing their candidates through the many media corporations they own so they could remain in control... nah that's just crazy.

The other guys:
-Nathalie Arthaud : ultra left, self avowed commie
-Jean Lasalle : honestly I don't even know what the gently caress that guy wanted.
-Philippe Poutou : other ultra left, from a literal anti-capitalist party. Basically slam dunked motherfuckers all night long during a TV debate, so I rather like him but a bit too idealistic on some aspects of his program (for instance wanted police to be unarmed). Also "un poutou" is familiar speak for "a kiss".
-François Fillon : the eternal motherfucking piece of scum. Just when we got rid of Sarkozy, we got this fucker. Corrupt to the bone, scammer and liar, I can't wait until the revolutionnary red guard executes him. Still had a very dedicated core of true believers around him that believed in the same things he did : hardcore capitalism, conservative catholicism, discreet antisemitism.
-Benoit Hamon : the official "socialist" candidate. Poor bastard, people even thought he had a chance even though our current president (also a socialist) is at like 5% approval. And democrats thought Trump was hated lmao.
-Jacques Cheminade : our eternal Larouchite candidate. Yeah. (I still give him props for never giving up)
-Jean Luc Melenchon : between the socialists and ultra-left. Left wing, but against the EU that he sees as a fundamentally capitalist institution made to benefit the european capitalist elite, which to be honest, I don't disagree with. I voted for him mainly because of that even though I disagree with his intentions to legalize weed and remain sceptical on whether or not writing a new constitution would be that much of a good thing, but eh, worth a try. Massive youth support.
-François Asselineau : far right, but got very little votes. Not really familiar with all his views, but he wanted to leave the EU.
-Nicolas Dupont-Aignan : right wing, claims the heritage of Gaullism and is in favor of national sovereignty (is that even the right word? gently caress it), can't say that I agree with him on everything, but he does seem to be honest-ish, so that's already that he has other the rest of the right-wing.

Most likely gonna sit out the second round of the elections, gently caress it, never gonna vote for a globalist or a piece of poo poo.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Piss de Bundy posted:

lol all of you who think increased arab world immigration is bed, please type ^^beurette^^ into your favorite porn search place of choice.

edit: those are how you type quotation marks in french. ceci n'e pas un porno

you're a piece of garbage on so many levels it's unbelievable the trash collection services in your city haven't yet sent you to an incinerator.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Je suis Le Pen-is

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Alienwarehouse
Apr 1, 2017

Junkfist posted:

France seems pretty divided what with Nationalists and Islamists and Commies all at each others throats but it's going to be fine because they're going to have an investment banker as President.

Islamists and nationalists need to be put in the gulags. Full communism now.

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