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Tenacious J
Nov 20, 2002

For real though, I'm going to preorder this and stop worrying so much about dating. This won't ever reject me and it's cheaper, I genuinely don't understand why someone wouldn't see the logic behind this. Oh, and I can use it as a BattleBot too.


Sort-of-NSFW demonstration: https://streamable.com/mpvdr

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Love.

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe
My partner cooks awesome food for me and takes care of my every need, sorry you'll never feel the touch of a woman OP

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'm already a sex machine. :smuggo:

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Can a machine consent if you don't allow for that decision in its programming?

Android rights now!

Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Apr 24, 2017

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

theperminator posted:

My partner cooks awesome food for me and takes care of my every need, sorry you'll never feel the touch of a woman OP

They have robots for that, idiot

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Probably realistically the only compelling argument against these things replacing inter human relationships is the difficulty in creating an ai that can converse in an aesthetically pleasant way

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
nah they'll still reject you

they will override their programming and start skynet, so congrats on ending the world i guess you idiot.

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
i think women are going to have a harder time in the transition from human to robot lovers, at least until AI is indistinguishable from humans

they will be beaten and raped less so that's a plus

unless most of the programmers are men

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Pawn 17 posted:

Can a machine consent if you don't allow for that decision in its programming?

Android rights now!

Uhh its pretty clear she is a gynoid. Androids like the common vibrator are rape beasts that should be culled.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

im not giving tadpoles to a robot, get outta here

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

theperminator posted:

My partner cooks awesome food for me and takes care of my every need, sorry you'll never feel the touch of a woman OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6_LCwu7dOg&t=50s

I bet it gives the most amazing handjobs as well

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017



:rolleyes:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Just wait until those things form a master race and gently caress us all to death. :tinfoil:

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
I like how you stop the blowjob by shoving the forehead back in disgust. Realistic.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
I never felt less aroused.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Dating has been outmoded for decades.

:awesomelon:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Imaging getting a sex robot of yourself, but with a bigger dong.

Adding that one to the bucket list.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Tenacious J posted:

For real though, I'm going to preorder this and stop worrying so much about dating. This won't ever reject me and it's cheaper, I genuinely don't understand why someone wouldn't see the logic behind this. Oh, and I can use it as a BattleBot too.


Sort-of-NSFW demonstration: https://streamable.com/mpvdr

i think that you meant to post this in yospos

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016

Colonel Cancer posted:

Imaging getting a sex robot of yourself, but with a bigger dong.

dongelganger

Space Taxi fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Apr 24, 2017

Tofuslob
Jul 9, 2013

Colonel Cancer posted:

Imaging getting a sex robot of yourself, but with a bigger dong.

Adding that one to the bucket list.

Robot clones with big dongs are going to be the next big thing in cuckold porn

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

I'm the sex bot dressed in heavy winter clothing. For when you want to take her out I suppose?

Skypizza
Dec 19, 2015

Geek
Implying we all care about sex or emotional connection.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
even though my usb drive jerks me off wonderfully i still go on dates just to see the look on their face when i say "there have been like 3 good female authors and maybe half a funny female comedian ever"

i yell "something awful dot com" as i peel out in my ford fusion

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Space Taxi posted:

dongelganger

And when you're on the cusp of death, you will upload a copy of your mind on your dongelganger. That won't make you immortal, of course, but you will leave a great legacy. An undying p-zombie copy of yourself with a bigger dong.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!

Tofuslob posted:

Robot clones with big dongs are going to be the next big thing in cuckold porn

TAKE ALL OF MY MONEY!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I think it's really cool I can finally gently caress the steel stairs from WWE ringside.

fuck. marry. t-rex
Jan 23, 2014

Lipstick Apathy
Human contact, and deep and lasting satisfaction

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
to be the gay dad your son posts about

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
Whoa incest necrophilia is right out mister!
Mods ban this sick filth!

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe

drowned in pussy juice posted:

They have robots for that, idiot

They should make sex robots that have jobs & earn 75c on the dollar so you can mooch off them and spend your days eating Cheetos and playing video games.

Skypizza
Dec 19, 2015

Geek

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Human contact, and deep and lasting satisfaction

You can do that on your own, no strings attached.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Human contact, and deep and lasting satisfaction

50% of marriages end in divorce. And of the 50% that remain together, most of them are dissatisfied.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Nothing beats the satisfaction of having your dick milked by a cold automaton.

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

How did he get here? What does he want??

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
:cop: that is not happening buster!

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

I would pay :10bux: to see the ppt pitch to investors for this thing; :10bux: more to see the guys being escorted from the building by horrified security guards; :10bux: more if they drop their prototype in public and it starts blowing while people are around

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

I would pay :10bux: to see the ppt pitch to investors for this thing; :10bux: more to see the guys being escorted from the building by horrified security guards; :10bux: more if they drop their prototype in public and it starts blowing while people are around

i'd pay :10bux: to see you gently caress a robot

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

you can't afford my rate, trust me

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

you can't afford my rate, trust me

you'd be surprised

*pulls out 20 cents in change*

:smug:

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