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... I'm not going to post without using correct punctuation. I'm afraid that's just how I 'roll'. So I hope everyone is cool with that. |
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hockey jockey posted:... I'm not going to post without using correct punctuation. I'm afraid that's just how I 'roll'. That's totally fine. I suggest we all use proper punctuation in this thread to welcome hockey jockey in style. |
# ? Apr 24, 2017 11:48 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 12:00 |
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I guess what you should ask yourself is: do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punc |
# ? Apr 24, 2017 12:00 |
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tuator? |
# ? Apr 24, 2017 12:01 |
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No amount of super glue will put hockey jockey back together.. Ouch. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) <3 <3 Vanisher |
# ? Apr 24, 2017 12:10 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 12:22 |
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Please change GUY to GAL, I refuse to accept a factually incorrect permaban.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 12:24 |
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hey op, history teaches that the most successful way to introduce a foreign concept to a cultural group is to integrate it into an idea or practice that is already widely accepted. you may, for example, find more success saying things like "accurate punctuation gets you really high" or "correct quote marks look like little sixes and little nines, when you quote properly you're really writing the funny sex number lol".
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 12:32 |
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Oh, I don't want other people to punctuate properly if they don't feel the need. I just want to be accepted for who I am. Someone with ludicrously rigid standards of punctuation and capitalisation, but also a massive inferiority complex.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 12:36 |
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+1 respect to hockey jockey from this poster
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 12:37 |
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birds posted:+1 respect to hockey jockey from this poster
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 12:39 |
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I too punctuate and capatalize. It's such a habit that I find it difficult not to do it.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 13:59 |
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I?m going to use punctuation as well""" but it won.t be correct(((
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 14:03 |
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birds posted:+1 respect to hockey jockey from this poster same except plus one |
# ? Apr 24, 2017 14:04 |
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ive found that many posting styles are welcome here friend |
# ? Apr 24, 2017 14:58 |
Everyone has a distinct posting "voice." If yours involves proper punctuation and spelling, more power to you. My involves using steganography to communicate with my terrorist cell.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 15:04 |
There's room for all kinds here. For example, I reject the traditional interrobang (?!) and instead use the improper exclamaquiz (!?). And yet no villagers have chased me out with pitchforks...yet... | |
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I too punctuate and capatalize. It's such a habit that I find it difficult not to do it. It is a good habit, Beefbot! Can I call you Beefbot? I don't have a problem with contractions or nicknames, I'm not weird!
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Plebian Parasite posted:I?m going to use punctuation as well""" but it won.t be correct((( Transgressive Everyone else, thank you for the warm waves of acceptance I can feel rolling around in this thread.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 16:03 |
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hockey jockey posted:It is a good habit, Beefbot! Can I call you Beefbot? I don't have a problem with contractions or nicknames, I'm not weird! You may indeed call me such a thing. hockey jockey posted:Everyone else, thank you for the warm waves of acceptance I can feel rolling around in this thread. Warm and accepting is pretty much the BYOB way.
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# ? Apr 24, 2017 16:16 |
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Listen Mx.Jockey, you don't just stroll in here with your impeccible grammar and posting and start making everyone feel like they need to perhaps improve their own contributions and... Oh wait this is a good thing nevermind. |
# ? Apr 24, 2017 16:29 |
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Manifisto posted:"accurate punctuation gets you really high" or "correct quote marks look like little sixes and little nines, when you quote properly you're really writing the funny sex number lol". |
# ? Apr 24, 2017 16:31 |
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lol birds posted:+1 respect to hockey jockey from this poster |
# ? Apr 24, 2017 17:58 |
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I try so freaking hard to post without punctuation but autocorrect keeps ducking me over on mobile and there's no way I'm turning it off either |
# ? Apr 24, 2017 18:02 |
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*sweating feverishly* crap, should I use asterisks or brackets? |
# ? Apr 24, 2017 18:02 |
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a few byob posting tips: - chill - - some other third thing |
# ? Apr 24, 2017 18:06 |
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Macnult posted:a few byob posting tips: (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) |
# ? Apr 24, 2017 18:08 |
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hockey jockey posted:... I'm not going to post without using correct punctuation. I'm afraid that's just how I 'roll'. I should probate you on the spot for putting a period after quotes |
# ? Apr 25, 2017 01:29 |
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:I should probate you on the spot for putting a period after quotes It's a British thing, I hear. If she's not British, probe away!
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 03:43 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 03:49 |
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I like BYOB precisely because I don't need correct punctuation but you seem like a cool guy, OP, so I'll make an exception for you. |
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 08:17 |
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Uxzuigal posted:No amount of super glue will put hockey jockey back together.. Ouch. Now I need glue <3 <3 Vanisher |
# ? Apr 25, 2017 09:50 |
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:I should probate you on the spot for putting a period after quotes Yes, I am British, but how would an American punctuate it? I'm sensing an Oxbridge research grant in this!!* *Two exclamation marks are not really pukka grammar, but are used here to indicate excitement in the absence of spoken cues.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 12:35 |
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In AE a period or comma always goes inside quotes. Question marks and !s can go inside or outside depending on e.g. if the person you're quoting was asking a question vs if you're asking a question about what they're saying Like She asked, "can I post with punctuation here?" vs Did she just say "I'm going to post in byob with punctuation"? |
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alnilam posted:In AE a period or comma always goes inside quotes. Question marks and !s can go inside or outside depending on e.g. if the person you're quoting was asking a question vs if you're asking a question about what they're saying That's the same in the UK if you're quoting something someone said but in the case of using quote marks to denote a slang word usage the punctuation goes outside, as the end of the sentence is without (in the sense of outside of) the slang word. I mean, like, 'duh'! Sorry, did that sound really rude? Being British is a huge burden manners-wise.
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# ? Apr 25, 2017 12:45 |
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I stand proud, a classy cocktail in hand and dressed to the nines, dictating all of my posts to a super cool dog who is my posting buddy and transcribes all of my posts for me as I thoughtfully pace the room. So if my posts lack proper punctuation, grammar, or spelling, it is on the dog, but it is totally un-BYOB to have a problem with a dog that cool, so I am off the hook.
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the diesel posting machines that are my hands lack the finesse for shift buttons and periods but ill give noogies for your right to post good (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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