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Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

I've resigned to never watching the wire, its just not gonna happen in this life.

this is me after reading ur post

Mierenneuker fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Jun 27, 2017

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SpookyLizard
Feb 17, 2009

GonSmithe posted:

If you want more Sweeney watch a good show, The Wire, instead.

My mind was thoroughly blown when i learned that nicky sobotka was Mad sweeney

Garfu
Mar 6, 2008

Much like buttholes, families are meant to be tight.

Mierenneuker posted:

this is me after reading ur post


Who knew Nick Sobotka was the originator of the dab

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

started watching orange is the new black, fun to see sweeney again

Don't listen to the haters. S3 is the only bad season of Orange is the new Black. 4 and 5 are both good.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

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SpookyLizard posted:

My mind was thoroughly blown when i learned that nicky sobotka was Mad sweeney

I think this may have even been mentioned a few dozen pages ago, but it hit me like :psypop: all over again!

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Pornstache has a cameo in OitNB S5 and it was pretty funny seeing him play that character but with Sweeney's beard and fauxhawk.

Combed Thunderclap
Jan 4, 2011



I haven't watched OitNB S5 yet but I feel like the show would be greatly improved by the sudden appearance of Mad Sweeney as a season regular.

EvilJay
Jul 25, 2005
Season 2 of The Wire I HATED the first time I watched it. After watching it a second time and more, it's absolutely my favorite season of the show overall.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro

EvilJay posted:

Season 2 of The Wire I HATED the first time I watched it. After watching it a second time and more, it's absolutely my favorite season of the show overall.

McNulty is kind of a lovely person.

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up
Trip report:

John Wick is even better than everyone says it is and Keanu Reeves is now my favorite action actor

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
First one or second one?

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

Snak posted:

First one or second one?

First one, hear good things about the second one

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
The first one is much better, but tue second one has some great action.

I'm wondering if this is the thread you meant to post in?

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

Snak posted:

The first one is much better, but tue second one has some great action.

I'm wondering if this is the thread you meant to post in?

Yeah there was some discussion about Baba Yaga earlier and there was this whole thing about how I was confused about Tom Cruise and John Wick, then everyone in the thread told me to go see it and I promised I would report back

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
Oh right. I forgot.

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


The action is even better in the second one.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
Whoa, Scott Thompson had cancer?

http://www.laweekly.com/arts/scott-thompson-of-kids-in-the-hall-beat-cancer-moved-back-to-la-and-became-a-stand-up-comedian-8359739

iv46vi
Apr 2, 2010
John Wick 2 also has Jack Crawford in retirement working on a small side project of building personal empire.

Phenotype
Jul 24, 2007

You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.



mallratcal posted:

The action is even better in the second one.

The action is better, but they magically turn the somewhat-realistic crime family backdrop from the first one into this unbelievable criminal syndicate where every third person in the city is involved somehow, closing in on Highlander 2 levels of ridiculous retcons just to make the story work, and Wick himself has even less lines than in the first one. I'm not gonna say I didn't enjoy it in a mindless actiony fun sort of way, but there was no reason to ever make a second movie besides money.

Snak
Oct 10, 2005

I myself will carry you to the Gates of Valhalla...
You will ride eternal,
shiny and chrome.
Grimey Drawer
I also don't really think that all the action is as good. There are some really great scenes, but a few that don't really do much for me, so I'm gonna have to say the first one is better on literally all counts.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Snak posted:

I also don't really think that all the action is as good. There are some really great scenes, but a few that don't really do much for me, so I'm gonna have to say the first one is better on literally all counts.

I liked the stuff with Common more than anything in that movie. They stripped out the emotional core of "they killed my dog" and it just falls flat.

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


Phenotype posted:

The action is better, but they magically turn the somewhat-realistic crime family backdrop from the first one into this unbelievable criminal syndicate where every third person in the city is involved somehow, closing in on Highlander 2 levels of ridiculous retcons just to make the story work, and Wick himself has even less lines than in the first one. I'm not gonna say I didn't enjoy it in a mindless actiony fun sort of way, but there was no reason to ever make a second movie besides money.

Oh I agree. The 2nd one lives in a ridiculous world where everyone in Manhattan is an assassin. I just really enjoyed the action sequences.

Edit: Seriously how is there enough work to employ all of those assassins? Is that the reason the one assassin was playing violin for change?

mallratcal fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Jun 30, 2017

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
Assassins gotta assassinate.

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

mallratcal posted:

Oh I agree. The 2nd one lives in a ridiculous world where everyone in Manhattan is an assassin. I just really enjoyed the action sequences.

Edit: Seriously how is there enough work to employ all of those assassins? Is that the reason the one assassin was playing violin for change?

I was wondering how often that hotel of theirs is used to fill up the club and the bar. Maybe they invite all kinds of criminals?

maybe there's a literal black market in abandoned mall somewhere.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

EvilJay posted:

Season 2 of The Wire I HATED the first time I watched it. After watching it a second time and more, it's absolutely my favorite season of the show overall.

I used to skip Season 5 on rewatches because of how silly Lester and McNulty behaved, but then a critic mentioned how that reflects David Simon's frustration that people don't care about dysfunction until someone makes a sensational fiction about it. Pret-ty clever, Mr. Simon.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I think everyone is frustrated with McNulty in season 5 of The Wire. The dude spent three seasons being a gaping rear end in a top hat, found his comfort zone in season 4 and then abandoned that to get back to his old habits. Bubbles ain't the only addict in that series.

Speaking of addicts, how would the god of drugs look like? We see a Buddha and Ganesha surrounded by them in the intro, but I can't help imagine some kind of hippie/grunge hybrid.

Caufman
May 7, 2007
It wasn't any weirder than Beadie going on a revenge-fueled killing spree

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Mierenneuker posted:

I think everyone is frustrated with McNulty in season 5 of The Wire. The dude spent three seasons being a gaping rear end in a top hat, found his comfort zone in season 4 and then abandoned that to get back to his old habits. Bubbles ain't the only addict in that series.

Speaking of addicts, how would the god of drugs look like? We see a Buddha and Ganesha surrounded by them in the intro, but I can't help imagine some kind of hippie/grunge hybrid.

Frank Gallagher from either version of Shameless, ported over intact, would be a pretty good drug/addiction god.

There should be a different one specifically for psychedelics, though.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
That was a really short series, but I enjoyed it.

I think I am misunderstanding something though. Odin calls himself the God of Gods I'm pretty sure, but he is also the war God? Did he manage to kill Crispin Glover's Lawnmower Man in the final episode?

I really enjoyed Odin and Sweeney's arcs but the rest felt a bit unfinished or poorly developed (probably because it was such a short series). Vaginal maneater must be of some importance later, but every time I saw her I was waiting for the rest of the Gods to mention her or have some dealing with her, but I guess that's for season 2. It felt a bit disjointed since we only see her talk to the limo computer God.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
I don't think Wednesday called himself the God of Gods. I don't remember it at least, and it wouldn't make sense. He's the god of war, wisdom, poetry, and a bunch of other poo poo. He's also the chief god of the Norse pantheon, but that appears to mean very little in America given his level of power.

Crispin Glover is not dead. He was not even actually there -- he was projecting himself on one of Technical Boy's faceless creepgoons. The last thing he said to Wednesday was something like "be glad, Glad-of-War," meaning he's willing to fight Wednesday now.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
I thought there was something about Gods needing to believe in Odin as a king of sorts, but maybe I was just really fuckin high.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Odin said that he doesnt even needed to fight, just believe. Thats what activated Ostara god mode, he believed in she and now everyone needs to or there wont be easter anymore.

JBP posted:

I thought there was something about Gods needing to believe in Odin as a king of sorts, but maybe I was just really fuckin high.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w5pnWpG1yc

"I am called Glad-O-War, Grim, Raider, and Third. I am One-eyed. I am also called Highest, and True-Guesser. I am Grimnir, and the Hooded One. I am All-Father, Gondlir, Wand-bearer. I have as many names as there are winds. As many titles as there are ways to die. My ravens are Huginn and Muninn, Thought and Memory. My wolves are Freki and Geri"

I think you were high friend.

DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 14:26 on Jul 4, 2017

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
To be fair, being really loving high and watching Bryan Fuller shows are like chocolate and peanut butter

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

To be fair he said a lot of poo poo in that speech and I've had to rewatch that clip three times -- very willingly -- to catch what he said. Also lol if you're not entirely transfixed by Ian McShane face

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The show should be about Odin and Eastern wacky adventures with my friend Shadow and his lovely dead girlfriend.

Vagina monster is awful and shouldnt be on the show.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

DoctorGonzo posted:

Odin said that he doesnt even needed to fight, just believe. Thats what activated Ostara god mode, he believed in she and now everyone needs to or there wont be easter anymore.

It was sacrificing Mr Worlds minions and have Ostara taking away spring was a way to show the new gods the olds gods still have power.

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

etalian posted:

It was sacrificing Mr Worlds minions and have Ostara taking away spring was a way to show the new gods the olds gods still have power.

and that their power is of a different class than "we'll market a new belief" or magically activate a fax gathering dust somewhere.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






double nine posted:

and that their power is of a different class than "we'll market a new belief" or magically activate a fax gathering dust somewhere.

Yeah I've been thinking about that too, the dominions of the new gods are the dominions of man. Technology, expression, communication, things made by people and on which the gods rely not just to exist via belief but by their very essence. They may be extremely powerful owing to the quantity of worship, but it's implied worship, and thus their power is largely implied. The old gods may be few and with few worshippers, but their worshippers believe directly in them and believe that they control some aspect of reality itself. Thus even one true believer can sustain them and fuel outright miracles.

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

McSpanky posted:

Yeah I've been thinking about that too, the dominions of the new gods are the dominions of man. Technology, expression, communication, things made by people and on which the gods rely not just to exist via belief but by their very essence. They may be extremely powerful owing to the quantity of worship, but it's implied worship, and thus their power is largely implied. The old gods may be few and with few worshippers, but their worshippers believe directly in them and believe that they control some aspect of reality itself. Thus even one true believer can sustain them and fuel outright miracles.

That said, the New Gods make some amazing powerpoint presentations.

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

double nine posted:

That said, the New Gods make some amazing powerpoint presentations.

Also minions doing ragtime dance routines

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