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cda

by Hand Knit
Also a couple of people posted jokey things that may or may not have been them signing up. If you intended for it to be a sign up let me know. I didn't leave you off because I don't like you, I left you off because you confused me and made me stare soulfully in the mirror for an hour wondering if all human communication is ultimately futile.

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it is

N. Senada

My kidneys are busted
I'm a straggler looking for a pageant, cda.

:ghost: Happy halloween :ghost:

N. Senada

My kidneys are busted
This will be a real "just an honor to compete" situation for me.

:ghost: Happy halloween :ghost:

cda

by Hand Knit

I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean

HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
I'm signing up please
I'll show you mom I can amount to something

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not sure if i have any pics in "swimwear" that won't get me in deep trouble but whatev ill wing...count me in cause i kno ill regret otherwise - peace :q:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


when do we start posting other people in swimwear because i'm posting king of the beach for mine ok


They Might Be

Haha, in retrospect my joke / intentions were a bit confusing.

Totally sign me up for this!

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ethical hamjobs posted:

when do we start posting other people in swimwear because i'm posting king of the beach for mine ok

only if u sign up for my free 21 day fitness fix challenge group

#teambeachbody

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
Sign *CLAP* me *CLAPS* Up *CLaP* Fam *hooo

cda

by Hand Knit
1.City of Glompton
2. vanisher
3. alnilam
4. posting smiling
5. MrWillsauce
6. Manifisto
7. pig slut lisa
8. deep dish peat moss
9. farg
10. ethical hamjobs
11. Hogge Wild
12. hockey jockey
13. Android Blues
14. King of the Beach
15. They Might Be
16. N. Senada
17. HotSoapyBeard
18. lmbo calrissian

ok! That seems like a good group! Stay tuned!

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posting smiling
4th place. respectable result. easiest competition of my life.

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

posting smiling posted:

4th place. respectable result. easiest competition of my life.

you wouldnt know talent if a lobster snipped off and unraveled your testicles

posting smiling
:whoptc:

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lmbo calrissian posted:

you wouldnt know talent if a yobster snipped off and unraveled your testicles

cda

by Hand Knit

lmbo calrissian posted:

you wouldnt know talent if a lobster snipped off and unraveled your testicles

the contest is getting real now

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alnilam

damb....

deep dish peat moss

Can I withdraw? I don't think I can handle this

deep dish peat moss

I'm too insecure for things like that post

alnilam

*extremely fake voice* I'm just honord to be participating with such wonderful co contestants

vanisher

I accept the silver trophy with tears... I'm sorry I couldn't get the gold papa

vanisher fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Apr 28, 2017

vanisher

HotSoapyBeard

I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
I'd just like to say thank you for the opportunity to compete and that I hope the judges disregard any of the vicious rumours about vanisher or Manifisto's personal lives when making their choices

Peg Sliderskew

deep dish peat moss posted:

I'm too insecure for things like that post

Don't worry, you can hang out behind the evening gown dress rail with me and we can bitch about the size of the other contestant's thighs.



Courtesy of Manifisto

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER


thanks Manifisto!

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

deep dish peat moss posted:

I'm too insecure for things like that post

i'm on a hot run for the chill award

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am i gonna have to take any of my clothes off 4 this??

whats the prize for winning again? and do i get to wear a tiara and a #byobeautiful sash?

mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER

King of the Beach posted:

am i gonna have to take any of my clothes off 4 this??

whats the prize for winning again? and do i get to wear a tiara and a #byobeautiful sash?

smh if you arent already naked


thanks Manifisto!

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mailorder bees! posted:

smh if you arent already naked

myDad

ce n'est pas ma mère
if we have to get naked I'm in it to win it


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myDad posted:

if we have to get naked I'm in it to win it

u really don't have to do that to show me ur nuts ya kno there are other ways

myDad

ce n'est pas ma mère
I'm proud of them I'll pm u


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pig slut lisa

irl is good


i can't be the only one who thinks if the troops wanted to they could put together a team and dominate the mx byob posting pageant

They Might Be

not sure if we're supposed to do this quite yet, but here's the talent portion i put together this afternoon. hopefully my bad simon and garfunkel karakoe sets the bar nice and low incredibly high for all the other competitors.

[IKnote: nope! not yet!]

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Apr 30, 2017

deep dish peat moss

Am I allowed to hire Grammy Award Winning Artist Ne-Yo for help with the talent portion?

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They Might Be

Sorry mods!

I published early to mostly prevent myself from deleting it out of embarrassment.

on a totally unrelated tangent, if anyone wants to sing leaving on a jetplane with me I think we can win it.

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