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Dicks out on the table gentlemen (and ladies). The draft is in two days, everything is a wild pile of lies and nonsense by people desperate to have people click their stories, listen to their bullshit, and convince you that this white boy is the only QB in the draft that can throw a football. So you've digested it all, you know how teams operate, put it on the table, to be mocked, laughed at, and wildly praised when you get one out of ten right, just like the Browns. Possible subjects: How many QB's in the first round? who jumps on the grenades? Where do the running backs go? How many trades happen? Does every single team in the top 10 trade down like they want to? Who's the last person in the green room? Does he have enough backup phone batteries? Does a Philly fan have the arm to peg Goodell in his fat loving face with a D Cell? With no linemen worth drafting, who do the goons actually think is a good pick? Me: For QB's, Watson goes to one of the teams in the 3-6 range, Trubisky goes later probably in the 12-20 range. Nobody else in the first round. For RB's. I guess two of them go in the top 10 because I don't understand how teams think. There's a ton of trades, but no gangbusters, as no one has a stupid QB desperation heave in them. Stuff like the Dolphins trading up to 3 for like a 2nd round pick for Dion Jordan level stuff. Goodell gets booed so loudly and thoroughly that every Patriots fan pops wood simultaneously. Jimmy G gets traded for a 2nd+. Butler does get traded along with something else for their #32 pick back with the Saints. I've expected both for forever, so I'm not gonna change now. I'm wrong, now how about you?
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Should we add a "what snacks and beverages are you consuming on draft night" to the list of subjects?
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Yeah, go nuts. I'm personally going to just leave a stream on in the background as I play video games or something myself. Oh, can you not do italics in poll options? SAVAGED! just doesn't ork without the italics. Kalli fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Apr 25, 2017 |
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Apr 25, 2017 18:26
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I can ignore the draft Friday because the Rams do not have a 1st round pick and I'm 99% certain they don't have enough to back up into the first without ruining future drafts
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Apr 25, 2017 20:06
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Looking forward to the white WR/RB the Pats draft.
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Apr 25, 2017 20:43
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carolina and cincinnati will both trade for the #2 pick at exactly the same time and cut leonard fournette in half down the middle.
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Apr 25, 2017 20:47
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SHOAH NUFF posted:Should we add a "what snacks and beverages are you consuming on draft night" to the list of subjects? I've been big on the grill this season, so I'll probably make these for my wife and me, as these guys' recipes are generally spot on: http://amazingribs.com/recipes/chicken_turkey_duck/buffalo_wings_on_the_grill.html Predictions: Lions trade Tomlinson and a future pick for another second if possible. Garoppolo traded Peppers goes in the second Mixon goes in the second The new possible sexual assault CB dude goes undrafted Jags and/or Browns draft a QB None of the QBs in this draft are successful long term (defined as a started for more than 2 years)
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Apr 25, 2017 20:56
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I'm going to be shitfaced on rum. Browns will draft Chad Kelly. The 12th will get traded for 2018 picks. Sidney Jones, Conley and Mixon go in the 2nd. EatDatPussy445 rushes the stage.
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Apr 25, 2017 20:55
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I would pay good money to watch EDP try to get up onto a chest high stage.
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Apr 25, 2017 20:56
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Kalli posted:I would pay good money to watch EDP try to get up onto a chest high stage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz7-iYUTPTk
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Apr 25, 2017 20:59
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Voted option 2. The Browns will trade #12 to the Texans for #25 and a written agreement to take Osweiler back
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Apr 25, 2017 21:34
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two scenarios: trubinsky/Watson go 1/2, bears get Garrett or bears draft Mike Williams since they need weapons, exactly like the gently caress up with Marshall and Kevin white I'm having either pizza or Philly cheese steaks and planning to get drunk for the first time in months. however I'm watching at a Pittsburgh fans house who every year flips to hockey and makes everyone mad
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Apr 25, 2017 22:01
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DariusLikewise posted:I can ignore the draft Friday because the Rams do not have a 1st round pick and I'm 99% certain they don't have enough to back up into the first without ruining future drafts First round is on Thursday, bruh.
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Apr 25, 2017 22:17
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Peggy Whitson will announce the Texans 4th through 7th round picks from outer space.
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Apr 25, 2017 22:27
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I'm looking forward to the Seahawks making a huge splash and trading up to pick 7 to get fournette. (they will trade back, they always trade back, being on the guy who everyone else had for a 3-4rd pick) Actually who is this year's bruce irvin?
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Apr 25, 2017 22:29
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a new study bible! posted:First round is on Thursday, bruh. Guess I can ignore Thursday(and Friday because the Rams won't draft any good players)
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DariusLikewise posted:Guess I can ignore Thursday(and Friday because the Rams won't draft any good players) I was about to say hey new regime, you can't know that! Then I realized Snead somehow kept his job, how in the world did that happen?
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Apr 25, 2017 22:48
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DariusLikewise posted:Guess I can ignore Thursday(and Friday because the Rams won't draft any good players) You gotta watch to see whose pot/domestic abuse video gets leaked minutes before he would have been picked.
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Apr 25, 2017 23:10
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DariusLikewise posted:Guess I can ignore Thursday(and Friday because the Rams won't draft any good players) Who can be the most incompetent in LA? Stay tuned. I feel like we're brothers now
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Apr 25, 2017 23:42
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We're so close.
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Apr 26, 2017 00:48
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Kizer goes top 20 and ahead of Watson Mahomes goes to the Steelers Fournette falls past the Panthers TJ Watt gets taken too high. Like 12th overall Garoppolo ends up a Texan Packers draft no white guys
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Apr 26, 2017 00:57
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Adore Jackson goes top 15.
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schweens posted:Mahomes goes to the Steelers I didn't even think about the Steelers possibly being in the QB market, but it would make sense that they might be looking to draft someone to develop for a while.
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I have the Browns. The loving Browns. And I'm reading rumors they want to trade into the top 8 from 12. loving BROWNS. gently caress A QB THIS YEAR AND I BLAME YOU HASLAM. I'm actually offended and angry. The Factory of Sadness keeps chugging away. I'll probably make a pizza and watch at home.
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Apr 26, 2017 01:50
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Grittybeard posted:I didn't even think about the Steelers possibly being in the QB market, but it would make sense that they might be looking to draft someone to develop for a while. Apparently Rothlisberger has told the Steelers already that he has considered retirement. I can definitely see them drafting a guy in the second. Or if someone they love slides to them, maybe even in the first.
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Slowpoke! posted:Apparently Rothlisberger has told the Steelers already that he has considered retirement. I can definitely see them drafting a guy in the second. Or if someone they love slides to them, maybe even in the first. Lucky for them whoever they draft will get plenty of chances at live NFL game action, even if Ben plays for several more years
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Apr 26, 2017 02:06
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Last time I was this horrified about an impending Panthers draft pick I was drunk of PBR when the pick was announced. That players turned into a league MVP. Guess I need to be ready for tomorrow night for when they draft Mcaffery.
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Apr 26, 2017 02:14
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Eagles are going to draft a DE in the first Jets draft a QB in the first Four RBs are drafted in the first round A video of Garrett using an Apple bong is released on twitter shortly before the draft
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Apr 26, 2017 02:42
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Making pulled pork and watching the draft with friends. Raiders taking Kevin King in the first from everything I've heard.
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MrLogan posted:Making pulled pork and watching the draft with friends. I haven't heard that at all.
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Apr 26, 2017 03:09
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Mitch Trubisky, Deshaun Watson and Pat Mahomes will all go in the first. JJ Watt's brother will go in the top 15. Mike Williams will fall fall fall. Christian McCaffery will be chosen before the Panthers pick. The Browns will do something weird but not quite obviously bad enough for it to be universally panned.
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fsif posted:Christian McCaffery will be chosen before the Panthers pick. but but he failed on the greatest NFL talent indicator of all: the bench press. I do think he'll be first a first rounder though, even if it's just because the Pats want more good looking white guys for presidential photo shoots.
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Puckish Rogue posted:but but he failed on the greatest NFL talent indicator of all: the bench press. The Pats don't have a first rounder.
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https://twitter.com/MikeSilver/status/857217913882857472 I'm no mathematician, but that sounds like half the teams!
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ShakeZula posted:https://twitter.com/MikeSilver/status/857217913882857472 More than half since you shouldn't count the Browns themselves.
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MrLogan posted:More than half since you shouldn't count the Browns themselves. Well to be fair they probably had some internal discussion about moving up from 12, but at any rate I think I was pretty clear about not being a mathematician 
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It would be awesome if the Steelers save us from ourselves with Mahomes.
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Grittybeard posted:I was about to say hey new regime, you can't know that! Then I realized Snead somehow kept his job, how in the world did that happen? Management really likes the new coaching staff they put together in the offseason. He probably needs the team to finish 8-8 and have the offense finish out of the bottom 12 to keep his job this year though. a neat cape posted:Who can be the most incompetent in LA? Stay tuned. You guys still have a good starting QB, that puts you 7 seasons ahead of the Rams
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3 QBs go 1st round. Watson, Trubisky, and Kizer. Dalvin Cook is picked before Christian McCaffery. At least 4 trades happen in the 1st round but only 1 of them is in the top 10. Some rumor hits twitter hours before the draft that seriously attacks a top 20 prospect. No video this time. Ravens' make their make a wish kid stay up late by trading back into the late 1st round. They draft a linemen.
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 Predict the pick contest http://predictpick.nfl.com/?icampaign=ptp-nav-draft_hp I set this up if anyone else wants to join. Submit a mock draft, it's pretty easy to fill out. Group: SAGoons PW: goon2017
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